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What Small Changes Will Get You

 
What Small Changes Will Get You. I swear, this is me, every single time. I have no issues with beards, it’s just a preference thing. More comics -> www.drago

I swear, this is me, every single time. I have no issues with beards, it’s just a preference thing.

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WHAT SMALL CHANGES
WILL GET YOU
A CEWHQ BASED ON THE ACTUAL TA INGS My BF USES
NO BEARD
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Submitted: 05/04/2015
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#1 - steveoax (05/04/2015) [-]
Beard thread
Beard thread
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User avatar #4 to #1 - dragonandpenguin [OP](05/04/2015) [-]
Holy **** that's one awesome beard.
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User avatar #10 to #1 - fourtwentt (05/04/2015) [-]
**** the head cage I'm more impressed by the hair vest
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#9 to #1 - derpingtonherp ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
Did somebody say beard thread
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#27 to #1 - igelior (05/04/2015) [-]
damn that is some deathbulge-tier shenanigans - nice!
damn that is some deathbulge-tier shenanigans - nice!
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#18 - astatine (05/04/2015) [-]
Fix'd
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#38 to #18 - ragealicious (05/05/2015) [-]
This is exactly how my gf is. Everytime i go to trim it she runs in thinking im shaving it all off
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#168 to #18 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
except that if you want anything other than a kiss on the cheek the beard is like super itchy???
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#40 to #18 - anon (05/05/2015) [-]
That's one of the most childish edits I've ever seen.
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#74 to #40 - feindmachines (05/05/2015) [-]
mfw your a baby face
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User avatar #158 to #74 - norkasthethird (05/05/2015) [-]
thechampjohncena
have you added this to your collection yet?
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User avatar #165 to #158 - thechampjohncena (05/05/2015) [-]
I don't remember but i'm adding it anyways.
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#21 to #18 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
Except now there's assloads of people with beards that just look stupid with facial hair because of the trend

It's as dumb as fedoras
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User avatar #88 to #21 - fistoftheaxis (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I grew a beard because I like beards. Now the internet is filled with people who genuinely believe you're not a "real man" unless you have a beard.

If you're telling me that it's your beard that makes you feel like a real man, I think I sense a little bit of insecurity from you.
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#66 - hirollin (05/05/2015) [-]
Even superman looks better with a beard.
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#20 - antiherojoshua ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
> Mfw all the **** posting from all the guys who can't grow beards
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#8 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
Peer pressure is an odd thing
One day beards are evil & Islamic

Then they're 'cool' and every two bit hipster piece of **** has one...
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User avatar #77 to #8 - alucardexplain (05/05/2015) [-]
This is how fashion works.
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User avatar #23 - mrwalkerfour (05/04/2015) [-]
this whole beard things gonna flip eventually, once beards are the norm shaving will become the edgy individual look, and will get slapped as being manly and **** ,
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#50 to #23 - fudgem (05/05/2015) [-]
i cant remember was that on vice or cracked?
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User avatar #36 to #23 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't think shaving will really ever have the manly lable, beards have been generally considered manly for pretty much ever excluding very particular civilizations in the past.
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User avatar #163 to #36 - mrwalkerfour (05/05/2015) [-]
soldiers shave, and they are the manliest men around. clean shaven until recent years was a staple of attractiveness, all male models were clean shaven, pretty much all high pay jobs were "sort of" required to be clean shaven, not as a solid rule but as a sorta "you don't have to shave, but if you don't we'll fire you for being unclean"which pushed the idea that clean shaven = successful clean person and beards have been associated with uncleanness, because the majority people who had facial hair in the alte 20th century were low pay laborers, and homeless people, hippies whom are all generally not clean individuals, normally look scruffy and tend to be outcasts. so facial hair got a label as being a sign of poverty, women don't want a poor man, so the clean shave man is seen as more attractive


however beards came back because of TV and somewhat hipsters, tv shows had alot of men, like warriors or tough guys, who were sporting beards, suddenly beards weren't "a sign of poverty" but were " ******* warriors man!" and hipsters began having beards as to stick out from the clean shaven majority, the variations of styles showed the general public that beards arent scruffy , but can be styled to enhance a persons looks, it can make your cheek bone more defined, it can line your face to look bigger and tougher, and so beards have become more widely accepted. also our culture has become very 2 dimentional, everyone dresses the same and looks the same, beards are an outcasts symbol, so people who want to be more individualistic, lept at growing a beard and having a style unique to themselves, they could now be noticed for having a curled moustache, or for having an epic braided beard, or a doom rider stache.

now we have models with beards, higher up jobs are more accepting to facial hair although its usually only neat facial hair so no neckbeards or patchy stuble people. so over time beards will be a normal thing in society and more and more people will have beards, then clean shaven people will be put down, which they already are getting put down on, i mean how often do you hear "no beard? not a man"
its common for people who dont want a beard to be called boys or women, this leads to more people being peer pressured into having facial hair, and BOOM everyones got a beard, so now its a cultural norm. so how do young people rebel from society? they shave! they sport a look that nobody else has to be noticed the shaven look is seen as being individualistic and so the whole process begins again.
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User avatar #166 to #163 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/05/2015) [-]
Soliders aren't inherently the manliest men. Like anything, some can be quite cowardly. I'm also very sorry but I won't be reading *********** .jpg just due to the lack of interest I have in the topic and did you really need 455 words for this? If you're a student the next time you get an essay with a word requirement just remember this.
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User avatar #90 to #23 - commontroll (05/05/2015) [-]
Essentially if a woman is around men who all have beards and **** they prefer clean shaves, and same thing with clean shaven men being the status quo.
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User avatar #3 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
the comments will be filled with people circle jerking about beards
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User avatar #12 to #3 - semilunarknight (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you have a beard?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
no i cant grow one
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#14 to #13 - semilunarknight (05/04/2015) [-]
That sucks.
I'm sorry.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
yeah it sucks to have brain cancer
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User avatar #16 to #15 - semilunarknight (05/04/2015) [-]
Damn. Sorry man.
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#140 - kolya (05/05/2015) [-]
Beard or no beard,if you are happy the way you are dont let some two bit whore tell you otherwise
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#19 - shaturnex (05/04/2015) [-]
**shaturnex used "*roll picture*"**
**shaturnex rolled image** ROLL THE BEARDS
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#82 - Ruspanic (05/05/2015) [-]
No beard is better than neckbeard.
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#11 - herecomesjohnny (05/04/2015) [-]
Clean shave is the way, no matter how many "epic beard like in epic meal time xD" memes say.
Clean shave is the way, no matter how many "epic beard like in epic meal time xD" memes say.
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User avatar #67 to #11 - sequel (05/05/2015) [-]
nice hat
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#71 to #11 - hopskotch (05/05/2015) [-]
Amen bro.
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User avatar #81 to #11 - psykobear (05/05/2015) [-]
You are entitled to your wrong opinion.
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#34 to #11 - hawkeh (05/04/2015) [-]
Honestly most of the ones i see on the internet getting praised look ******* retarded. Anything that isn't clean trimmed looks like gandalf od'd on chromosomes and spray paint
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#22 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
Never had a chick before that liked beards, not sure where you guys pick your women, but in general I hardly see guys with beards at clubs, raves, festivals. Unless they're like, kinda gruffy filthy DYEL dudes.
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User avatar #24 to #22 - sanguinesolitude (05/04/2015) [-]
yeah, they all have girlfriends already.
because of their beard.
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#144 - tenpoundpom (05/05/2015) [-]
opinion poll! GO! strawpoll.me/4282827
opinion poll! GO! strawpoll.me/4282827
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User avatar #145 to #144 - alfibrakiz (05/05/2015) [-]
I was the first to answer
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User avatar #146 to #145 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/05/2015) [-]
Second to vote.
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User avatar #147 to #146 - alfibrakiz (05/05/2015) [-]
mohaha, you will forever bask in my shadow!
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User avatar #149 to #147 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/05/2015) [-]
No one can see me masturbate. Your move.
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User avatar #150 to #149 - alfibrakiz (05/05/2015) [-]
I can...and I like it
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#151 to #150 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/05/2015) [-]
Oh my.
Am I good?
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#152 to #151 - alfibrakiz (05/05/2015) [-]
oh, you're bad
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User avatar #153 to #144 - scootabot ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
I like a bit of stubble, like a five o'clock shadow that transitions into a thin goatee.
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#6 - anon (05/04/2015) [-]
I have never seen something go so hard against the grain of what everyone else says on the matter.

Wife must be some kind of non-beard fetishist.
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#45 - OtisMcWonderful ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
>people saying they prefer no beard
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#100 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Beard master race!
Beard master race!
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User avatar #108 to #100 - aftalbeating (05/05/2015) [-]
Live long Beard longer!!!
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User avatar #110 to #100 - stifflimb (05/05/2015) [-]
Ball beard god race!
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#131 - irishpounder (05/05/2015) [-]
some people out there prefer there husband/boyfriend/whatever clean shaven. others, such as i, get much more affection with a beard. its all a matter of preference, there is no wrong way to do it. bottom line though, if you have a beard, take care of it. dont just stop shaving and assume you have a beard a month later. trim it up. even it out once in a while. make yourself look professional
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User avatar #155 to #131 - dragonandpenguin [OP](05/05/2015) [-]
Well said my man.
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#85 - kannonball (05/05/2015) [-]
**kannonball used "*roll picture*"****kannonball rolled image** Honestly...I don't like beards either...Then again, some people can really pull off a beard. And I respect them for that.
**kannonball used "*roll picture*"**
**kannonball rolled image** Honestly...I don't like beards either...Then again, some people can really pull off a beard. And I respect them for that.
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#83 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Most of my women friends really dislike beards.
Nothings more mainly than changing your appearance to get sum puss
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User avatar #84 to #83 - dragonandpenguin [OP](05/05/2015) [-]
Curious.. did they say why?
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User avatar #86 to #84 - badsamaritan ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Pretty much, my highschool downright outlawed facial hair, so when we got back together a lot of the girls complained about the facial hair the guys grew
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User avatar #104 to #86 - dragonandpenguin [OP](05/05/2015) [-]
Ah so it was something they just got used to. Where I live, men either can't grow beards or can't grow manly beards.
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#57 - thamuz ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
You know,I know several girls with beard fetishes..
You know,I know several girls with beard fetishes..
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User avatar #62 to #57 - dragonandpenguin [OP](05/05/2015) [-]
I personally think women who love beards go more ga-ga over a great beard than women who like clean-shaven men. It's really a preference thing though and highly subjective.
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#89 to #57 - theite (05/05/2015) [-]
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