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What Keeps You Up. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ Yep, my wife sleeping whiney and the subsequent erection keeps me awake for

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

Yep, my wife sleeping whiney and the subsequent erection keeps me awake for hours.

YALI LUCIE TIRED. BABE.
I HAVEN' T BEEN SLEEPING I
ll WELL. I KEEP Sits ,
LIFE STUFF.
WHAT KEEPS
UP AT NIGHT?
...
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#21 - sethybob (12/15/2015) [-]
I have no idea what compelled me to make this. Actually, I do know. No, it wasn't nipples. Actually, yeah, it was definitely nipples.
#25 to #21 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
myopicprophet
#104 to #21 - thesirofponies (12/16/2015) [-]
we've done it guys.
User avatar #28 to #21 - warioteam (12/16/2015) [-]
damn well made
what did you do it in? premiere or vegas id assume
User avatar #30 to #28 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
Thanks. I actually used Blender for this. I like to do some modeling as a sort of hobby so I got used to working with Blender. I have Premiere but I use Blender much more.
If you don't know what Blender is... Blender is a professional free and open-source 3D computer graphics software product used for creating animated films, visual effects, art, 3D printed models, interactive 3D applications and video games. Blender's features include 3D modeling, UV unwrapping, texturing, raster graphics editing, rigging and skinning, fluid and smoke simulation, particle simulation, soft body simulation, sculpting, animating, match moving, camera tracking, rendering, video editing and compositing. Alongside the modeling features it also has an integrated game engine.
www.blender.org/
#35 to #30 - include (12/16/2015) [-]
Good job.
User avatar #31 to #30 - warioteam (12/16/2015) [-]
>asking anyone on the internet if they know what blender is
User avatar #112 to #31 - gameboyblue (12/16/2015) [-]
She might be curvy, but she'll tear you apart
User avatar #47 to #30 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Could you share your .blend? I would love to take a look at it
User avatar #48 to #47 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
Hi, unfortunately I am not on the same computer at the moment, but I will try and remember the next time I have the file with me. Sorry!
User avatar #49 to #48 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
S'all good! How long have you been working with blender?
User avatar #50 to #49 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, I have always been interested in animation so when I stumbled upon this video about 3 years ago, I decided I would try and fool around with the software. It took a few weeks, but I really started to enjoy modeling and whatnot. I majored in engineering and then went on to a professional school, but I have always felt a need to express myself creatively. I tried drawing and I tried painting, but ultimately I most enjoyed working digitally as it allows me to more effectively articulate my creative inspirations. Long story short, about 3 years modeling stuff and only about 2 months playing with the video editing stuff.
User avatar #51 to #50 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
Big Buck Bunny
Sorry, forgot to post the video.
#94 to #51 - corporations (12/16/2015) [-]
That ending is hot. I love bondage, but I've never thought of that.
User avatar #54 to #51 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've seen this before. Did you have something to do with it?
User avatar #56 to #54 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
Nope, I just came across it online a while back and was inspired to start learning how to do animation.
#55 to #50 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm in a similar situation, minus the engineering major. It's been very off and on, but this is something I finished a while ago. I've worked on other stuff, but I keep dropping them when I have another new idea.
User avatar #57 to #55 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
That looks really good! Is that done with Blender?
User avatar #58 to #57 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Yup! Entirely. I notice a lot of people use Photoshop or a variant for the post work, but I'm not really good with those, so I used the internal compositor.

You know, it's not every day I come across another blender user. Perhaps you can give me your opinion on this thing I'm working on. Still more to do, obviously
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#59 to #58 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
I think it looks pretty awesome to be honest. Is this scene part of an animation?
Here is an ocean scene I was practicing my fluid simulations with a while ago
User avatar #60 to #59 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh boy, I wish. Animation is something that's eluded me thus far. Currently I just make still images that I think look cool. Any parts you think that could use work?

Your ocean is looking rather good. I'm liking your water material. Is that full fluid sim?
I needed an ocean for this scene You need to login to view this link but it was just a still, so the base ocean modifier worked for my purposes
User avatar #63 to #60 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
I think that your scene looks really nice. I like the lighting and the story in the scene. Sorry I'm not a very good critic
Did you use a model for the alien thing in the tube? If not, then you are definitely talented enough to dive in to animation. Honestly, getting a proper rig is the most difficult part. For most models Blender has something called Rigify that makes it pretty simple to get started. If you wanted to learn, this is a good place to start www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYiAd_08-0k
As for the ocean scene, yes, it's full fluid simulation and my laptop nearly melted trying to render it. Keep making awesome stuff and let me know if you ever start making some animations!
User avatar #65 to #63 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Thank you very much! For the alien, I found someone who made a very janky human model, which I took, chopped the limbs off, made the torso longer, then added tentacles to it. Torsos and heads are rather difficult.

As for animation, I have/had one in progress. I could show you if you like.
User avatar #67 to #65 - sethybob (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, let's see it!
#71 to #67 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Currently unfinished, though you can hear the entirety of the song I planned to make animation for.

I recommend against watching it fullscreen, can be a little jarring
#74 to #71 - balasla (12/16/2015) [-]
**balasla used "*roll picture*"**
**balasla rolled image**song plox im in love already!
User avatar #114 to #74 - lexivex ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Singularity - Rift feat. Jenn Lucas (Kasbo Remix) incognitoad is correct, though I wasn't the one who changed it. Here is the remixed version I used.
User avatar #93 to #74 - incognitoad (12/16/2015) [-]
Singularity - Rift (ft. Jenn Lucas) [Dubstep] Singularity - Rift. As far as I can tell the music used in lex's video is an edited version of this.
#40 to #21 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
god did
#75 to #21 - disproof (12/16/2015) [-]
i watched your video. it made me realize . . . that i still had cum on my hands from a few minutes ago . . . then i got up, walked to the laundry hamper, pick up a shirt, wipe my hands on it, then sit back down and write this.
i didn't get all of it off before starting my writing
User avatar #62 to #21 - beardgasm (12/16/2015) [-]
Holy **** that's awesome, lmao.
#86 to #21 - lordsepulchure (12/16/2015) [-]
Take them you slut.
#42 to #21 - severian (12/16/2015) [-]
That was very well done
#108 to #42 - peanutbutthurt (12/16/2015) [-]
i wish i knew the sauce of this .gif for uhhh...research purposes
#11 - canichaikait (12/15/2015) [-]
I have commited blasphemy.
User avatar #15 to #11 - magicalsteve (12/15/2015) [-]
the tables have turned!
User avatar #78 to #68 - hokeymon (12/16/2015) [-]
Those tables look like nipples. Can I get a nipple edit here? I'm a lazy **** .
#79 to #78 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #87 to #15 - nickelakon (12/16/2015) [-]
The tables have tabled!
#66 to #15 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#14 - abesimpson (12/15/2015) [-]
"Hmm I wonder if she'll notice if I just sti- no, no, we've been through this before. There are boundaries."
#6 - Lilstow (12/15/2015) [-]
Man, easiest nipple edit ever. It's almost like I didn't have to do anything!
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User avatar #91 to #6 - themanwithavoice (12/16/2015) [-]
I dont get it...

Sorry my other comment ****** up
#96 to #91 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
he literally had to do nothing.
#70 - fishandkids ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Half of your comics.
User avatar #121 to #70 - blacklightsun (12/21/2015) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #122 to #121 - fishandkids ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Murcielago
#8 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Good stuff Sexjoke McNipples
User avatar #46 to #8 - austinrocket (12/16/2015) [-]
It's really because he asked the genie to put taste buds in the guy's asshole.
#18 to #8 - vladi (12/15/2015) [-]
Top quality humor, not doubt.
#13 - fezzo (12/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #38 to #13 - zahidlol (12/16/2015) [-]
AH! you ****** up! it shoulda been a cloth colored nipple!
#7 - metacobalion ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Haha yes, I too have this problem haha.
#64 to #7 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/16/2015) [-]
It's kinda nice because you have a pretty, juicy girl next to you in bed, but also sucks because you got a boner and want to do it again even though you did it earlier. This means no sleep for you.
#16 to #7 - hardjunk (12/15/2015) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**no you don't
#17 to #16 - blackmageewizardt ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
**blackmageewizardt used "*roll picture*"**
**blackmageewizardt rolled image**Genius roll!
#10 - mintpeanutbutter (12/15/2015) [-]
GIF
"Go to sleep, damn you!"
#2 - navien (12/15/2015) [-]
#98 - alpako (12/16/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** i know that feel
#99 to #98 - alpako (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**what the everliving **** did i roll
User avatar #100 to #99 - thewanderinghatter (12/16/2015) [-]
Man, you are just having no luck with these
#101 to #100 - alpako (12/16/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** i hope
#103 to #101 - thesirofponies (12/16/2015) [-]
Jesus tapdancing christ
#45 - sometimeswefuck (12/16/2015) [-]
Do people actually find these ****** ass comics funny?
User avatar #82 to #45 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
They're not that funny. But he tries so I thumb it up. I do the same thing for all OC comic makers, except I get called a "white knight" for doing it to the females.
#117 to #82 - captchakid (12/16/2015) [-]
HA! Whiteknight!

Am I really joking though, or not?
#19 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Hilarious.

Truly, a masterpiece of humor.

See cause the joke is he drew a butt on the third panel.
User avatar #102 to #19 - sobir (12/16/2015) [-]
I dotn see you posting contributing to the site with your supper funny OC
>posting as anon
great ******** son
User avatar #115 to #102 - lazycloud ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean we have to kiss all oc creator's buttholes if they haven't put any thought or effort into a joke.
User avatar #119 to #115 - sobir (12/16/2015) [-]
absolutely. But you shouldnt bitch about OC that you dont like if you dont contribute with good stuff yourself. Also all OC helps the website
#23 - ashedust (12/16/2015) [-]
His nipples. They went so far. Yet he's worried that they aren't used for the good they were always meant to be used for.
#52 - infinitereaper (12/16/2015) [-]
pls send help
#84 to #52 - Sethorein (12/16/2015) [-]
Defying Jesus

this is my feitsh
User avatar #3 - omicronperseieight (12/15/2015) [-]
The nipple edits
They're coming
#105 - bronifiedguitarist (12/16/2015) [-]
**bronifiedguitarist used "*roll picture*"**
**bronifiedguitarist rolled image** I guess
User avatar #97 - thebigbadflamer (12/16/2015) [-]
Would say that I feel your pain, but my GF wants to **** more often than I do, so I don't have your problems ^_^
User avatar #72 - sphincterface (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, my last gf would make these moaning noises in her sleep, which basically sounded like the same noises when we decided to get down and dirty , and she always managed to fall asleep before me. So anytime we shared the bed, it would take me an hour or more to fall asleep because I would be so focused on trying to ignore the noises she made so I wouldn't get a boner from it.
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