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(untitled). You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/ Want me to draw you something? Commissions are now OPEN! legacy-control.com/commissions

You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

Want me to draw you something? Commissions are now OPEN! legacy-control.com/commissions/

I'll let you all google the french term...as a secondary jokaroo!

Javis

I GET THIS NEW ? . sto,
WE HAVE TO CND
FANCY, SUD I CAN WHIPE IT.
Ytou' JUST TALKING
ABGEHT YE PENIS.
AREN' T YUM?
I A PLACE
CALLED
LE PETIT .
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User avatar #6 - comicexplain (06/12/2014) [-]
I love these. But... It's wear, not where.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Fixed on the site. "Tessa" read it twice as well and didn't catch it. To busy thinking about the mushroom
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User avatar #11 to #7 - comicexplain (06/13/2014) [-]
Dohoho. Well, it could happen to anyone. Cheers!
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#16 to #7 - nyeeeh (06/13/2014) [-]
too
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User avatar #28 to #16 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Ha ha, damn it!
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#1 - neefew (06/12/2014) [-]
Ok, small mushroom man, why not call it "le grand champignon"?
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User avatar #10 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Didn't seem as funny...misdirection...I dunno
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#4 to #1 - friedepidermis (06/12/2014) [-]
Because he's honest
Because he's honest
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#5 - shadowrated (06/12/2014) [-]
these are col
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User avatar #49 to #5 - evebishop (06/13/2014) [-]
I honestly can't help but wonder how many times in one day a guy needs to masturbate...
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#59 to #49 - guruofcancer (06/13/2014) [-]
As many times as your heart tells you to...
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#69 - grimmwaters (06/13/2014) [-]
>Le Petit
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#75 to #3 - anon (06/13/2014) [-]
"Afterwards"

Illiterate ******* .
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User avatar #8 to #3 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
They did...yes!
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#71 - swiftyshrek (06/13/2014) [-]
So much funny...
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#36 - mamen (06/13/2014) [-]
If this is you then you look way different then I imagined.

I pictured you as a 47 year old bald guy for some reason

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User avatar #37 to #36 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
It is, Didn't expect me to look like a super vegan? ;)
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User avatar #44 to #37 - ScottP (06/13/2014) [-]
...please don't kill me. That would like...suck
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User avatar #46 to #44 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."
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User avatar #48 to #46 - ScottP (06/13/2014) [-]
"What?"
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User avatar #51 to #48 - toddingram (06/13/2014) [-]
"because you'll be dust by monday. And the cleaning lady, she dusts."
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User avatar #52 to #51 - ScottP (06/13/2014) [-]
"Wait...so what's on Monday?"
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User avatar #62 to #52 - chaossniper ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
kick him him in the nuts
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User avatar #39 to #37 - mamen (06/13/2014) [-]
**** that was a fast reply. Do you have one hand roaming the comments and the other lifting 200 pounds?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Just happen to be browsing
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#41 to #40 - mamen (06/13/2014) [-]
Expected you to look like G.R.R.M

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User avatar #45 to #41 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Ha ha ha
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User avatar #43 to #41 - mamen (06/13/2014) [-]
You kind of do if you lifted a bit more, maybe you would get his chiseled physique.
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User avatar #47 to #43 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Ha ok, I'll add weights
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#72 to #37 - furiousmarshmellow (06/13/2014) [-]
>Punisher shirt >Beard 6/10 would not give half and half I still assume you're a cool guy.
>Punisher shirt
>Beard

6/10 would not give half and half

I still assume you're a cool guy.
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#20 - anon (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh god myopicprophet I have missed your comics hahaha this one is great. I do this to my gf way too much. Also, you need to get yoself an editor, I already called you out on a spelling error before lolbro
Oh god myopicprophet I have missed your comics hahaha this one is great. I do this to my gf way too much. Also, you need to get yoself an editor, I already called you out on a spelling error before lolbro
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User avatar #25 to #20 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Yes, my "Editor" is my wife and usually if there is an error, it's because she wasn't around to proof it before I posted it. This time, however, she totally missed it! She owes me ;)
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User avatar #21 to #20 - igneous (06/13/2014) [-]
Forgot to login as always myopicprophet lol
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#74 - pulluspardus (06/13/2014) [-]
WEAR IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?
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#2 - buttslapper (06/12/2014) [-]
So I can where it ?
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User avatar #9 to #2 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, caught too late, fixed on the site
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User avatar #64 - payseht (06/13/2014) [-]
if we can ask for drawings, there is this one idea I had but can't draw for **** ... don't know if someone already had this idea though
1st panel: a guy with an apple on his head
2nd panel: an arrow through the apple, guy is smiling
3rd panel: a funeral with apples in the seats

another idea I'm sure someone though of already was a pregnant woman falling down stairs and the title being "How to lose a baby in 10 easy steps".
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User avatar #79 to #64 - ilovesprite (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm sure the first one has already been don, but the second one could be usable for someone that can draw.
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#85 to #64 - Jesusnipples (06/14/2014) [-]
Second one made me laugh
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User avatar #67 to #64 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Ha, great ideas. I wont use them though, create your own OC!
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User avatar #68 to #67 - payseht (06/13/2014) [-]
Thing is I can't draw, so I can't create them. If you think you can, go for it. Don't want credit or anything, just spreading an idea.
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User avatar #70 to #68 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
If you have lots of ideas liek this, you should hook up with an artist and start you're own OC. These are both pretty good ideas. They don't really fit in with my universe, but I feel like they should be created.
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User avatar #50 - dagramcraka (06/13/2014) [-]
wear*
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User avatar #54 to #50 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, wife and I missed that after 2 read throughs but it fixed on the site.
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User avatar #35 - wheteverlol (06/13/2014) [-]
I feel like every comic I've seen by this guy is "Hey guys I **** a girl with huge boobs often. I also masturbate on my spare time".
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User avatar #38 to #35 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Yep, that's pretty much my life.
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User avatar #42 to #38 - wheteverlol (06/13/2014) [-]
I won't lie seems like a good life. 9/10 kinda jelly.
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User avatar #22 - Anonymis (06/13/2014) [-]
That line in his hair makes me think he is constantly turning his head to the left
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User avatar #23 to #22 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
He is usually, turned to the left I mean
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User avatar #24 to #23 - Anonymis (06/13/2014) [-]
Spinning in circles!
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User avatar #27 to #24 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
His right, i guess...now I'm confuse!
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User avatar #12 - puppyfood (06/13/2014) [-]
Waiting for r34 of these.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - nyangiraffe (06/13/2014) [-]
The author's site has the same comic strips done where the characters are naked.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - puppyfood (06/13/2014) [-]
lies!
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#29 to #15 - swagloon (06/13/2014) [-]
Them nips. Her's are good too.
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User avatar #53 - kaboomz (06/13/2014) [-]
hilarious tits
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User avatar #55 to #53 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, they have just evolved into strange gravity defying pointy boobs. I dunno why I did that. Now I can't stop though
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#56 to #55 - kaboomz (06/13/2014) [-]
woah i didnt even noticed this was OC i thought it was one of those shameless reposts trying to get to the frontpage with tits 11/10 tits op keep it up
woah i didnt even noticed this was OC
i thought it was one of those shameless reposts trying to get to the frontpage with tits

11/10 tits op keep it up
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User avatar #57 to #56 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
Nope, It's me OC Javis!
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#58 to #57 - kaboomz (06/13/2014) [-]
fukin subbed
fukin subbed
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User avatar #89 to #57 - javis (06/14/2014) [-]
hi...
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#30 - namdelliks (06/13/2014) [-]
Abnormally large boobs AND a sex joke!? We're on a roll today.
Abnormally large boobs AND a sex joke!? We're on a roll today.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - myopicprophet [OP](06/13/2014) [-]
I aims to please
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#60 to #30 - broswagonist (06/13/2014) [-]
You really do have SAO gifs for everything
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#82 to #60 - namdelliks (06/13/2014) [-]
I come prepared.
I come prepared.
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#84 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
i saw this at 11pm
it's now 4am
i just closed the tab with your comics.
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User avatar #87 to #84 - myopicprophet [OP](06/14/2014) [-]
Ha ha, holy crap! Huge compliment, thanks so much and welcome aboard
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#88 to #87 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
i have seen everything...



everything...
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#80 - ohshoot (06/13/2014) [-]
The little mushroom.
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User avatar #73 - jaegarbombastic (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't know why.

But I'm feeling a small resentment to the that male individual.

Then again. I love doing fancy shiz with a lady.

Plus just LOOK at that ******* rack.
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User avatar #78 to #73 - ilovesprite (06/13/2014) [-]
Psssssst......... she's not real
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User avatar #81 to #78 - jaegarbombastic (06/13/2014) [-]
YOU MONSTER FRISBEE
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