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Twenty Two Catches. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ Only one way outta this one, boys…fake a life threatening injury.. I THINK

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

Only one way outta this one, boys…fake a life threatening injury.

I THINK THIS II-‘ HESS . can THIS :5 DEVIOUSLY A 1% ‘mu "ignorat. © TDD Laws
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#38 - GEARBOY ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Thought it was a Chinese dress at first

I need to get my eyes checked
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User avatar #105 to #38 - limb ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
comment
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#63 to #38 - foxdragon ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
**foxdragon used "*roll picture*"**
**foxdragon rolled image**Chinese dress. Bruh that's hot
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#79 to #38 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
trace it.
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#103 to #38 - avyon (08/26/2015) [-]
Chinese dresses are the best
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#112 to #103 - synchron (08/26/2015) [-]
Thigh highs are the best
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User avatar #45 to #38 - myopicprophet [OP](08/26/2015) [-]
This... ******* ...rocks!
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User avatar #48 to #45 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
you can probably buy her one of those dresses online
you know you were thinking it
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#50 to #45 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
strawberry dress best dress
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User avatar #93 to #87 - barakakaka (08/26/2015) [-]
WKUK was the best. Too bad they stopped. <3 Trevor.
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#54 to #18 - itumblr (08/26/2015) [-]
*PUKES* **** You!!!!!!! You just reminded me of my father's drug use. I hate that. downvoted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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#59 to #54 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Did your mother abuse drugs while you were in the womb as well? Because that would explain a lot.
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User avatar #72 to #59 - xsirwafflezx ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
She also won a bleach-drinking contest.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - nought ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
she clearly didn't, otherwise she wouldn't be able to give birth...
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#76 to #73 - thetrapkiller (08/26/2015) [-]
Drugs, a bleach drinking contest, and she also went to Male-semen-drinker-con.

If I ruined the roast, I'm sorry.
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#91 to #54 - profanitizer (08/26/2015) [-]
I see a negative number,you shall be ignored.
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User avatar #98 to #91 - ryuggu ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
yea, you ignored him all the way with that reply...
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#114 to #98 - profanitizer (08/26/2015) [-]
**profanitizer used "*roll picture*"**
**profanitizer rolled image** This is the first time I've seen this troll,I've never seen itumblr's bait posts before
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#77 to #54 - thetrapkiller (08/26/2015) [-]
Hey, you! Yeah, you! You're not going to Valhalla because you're a ******* ponyfag!
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#104 to #54 - gabikak ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
This is just plain cringe. Not the comment, but the attempt to troll, it hit a level it would be obvious even on YouTube.
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User avatar #113 to #104 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
giving him what he wants, that'll show him rite gaiz
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#81 to #54 - JustintheWaysian (08/26/2015) [-]
Probably one of your weakest attempts :/ are you even trying now?
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User avatar #108 to #54 - plerp ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
I think I missed you the most, thanks for coming back

: D
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User avatar #89 to #54 - jamesten (08/26/2015) [-]
well you're back
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User avatar #85 to #18 - messerauditore (08/26/2015) [-]
Better than any of his actual comics.
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User avatar #40 to #18 - kameken ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
All these squares make a circle.
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User avatar #119 to #80 - betucantmakemelol (08/27/2015) [-]
So what does that have to do witht the comment he replied to? sorry for all the questions ive no idea whats going on
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User avatar #121 to #119 - barakakaka (08/27/2015) [-]
Because on my comment (which he replied to) i edited it so that the character is high off his ass, not far from what the character (Mr Popo) is in that video. Its a dragon-ball reference he used to get pinkies.
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#25 to #18 - BrayBoy ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
It's like a little mouth now
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User avatar #10 - xskullgirlsx (08/25/2015) [-]
"Anything you put on looks amazing on you"

Instant pussy
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User avatar #101 to #10 - fukkendragonite (08/26/2015) [-]
Instant sigh because she's not an idiot. She knows you just dodged the question. She didn't ask you so you could pull out a corny line.
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User avatar #116 to #10 - apurpleliger (08/26/2015) [-]
"Well, I don't know about the dress, but you sure look great!"
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User avatar #36 to #10 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
"It looks great, but it'd look even better if you took it off."
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User avatar #102 to #36 - fukkendragonite (08/26/2015) [-]
As above, and also yours has the added bonus of making you sound like you're only after one thing. Bound to go down badly, unless we're talking the first 3 months. Honeymoon period of the relationship, she'll be like Niagara because they always are in those early days.
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User avatar #115 to #102 - lype ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
"if you don't like it why are you wearing it?"
or
"nah, i don't like it either"
because being honest is hard, and its not like the person you are with isn't going to say something when you wear something dumb
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User avatar #118 to #115 - fukkendragonite (08/26/2015) [-]
Being honest really is not difficult if you trust the person you're with.

After all, wasn't it Gandhi who said "If she can take your stiff cock, she can take your stiff words"?

Maybe it wasn't him, but I think he'd agree with me man.
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#7 - lucky (08/25/2015) [-]
Ive always just been honest, because if you say it looks good and one of her friends says it looks ugly later...you are extra ****** .
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#74 to #7 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
You can always put a spin on it. "Hmm... Well, I'm sure with the right jacket or accessories, it can look good."
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#37 to #7 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
But even if you say that's ugly, one of her friends will defend her then says it looks good later... you really can't win.
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#19 - osamabintrippin (08/25/2015) [-]
Well **** you too then.
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#5 - dalgaard (08/25/2015) [-]
''everything looks great on you''

Works every time!




no that was a lie, it totally doesnt
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#11 - fishandkids ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
You got to stop making content where I can post this.
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#71 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
"hun listen, you showed your ass in that to me! you know better than to ask questions after doing that
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User avatar #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
>You're going to be with no sex tonight

That's the punchline to every comic

So this means this is also a test. A test within a test.

Don't let her outsmart you.
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User avatar #65 to #27 - commoncrunch (08/26/2015) [-]
This was a test to see if you could recognize tests.
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User avatar #46 to #27 - myopicprophet [OP](08/26/2015) [-]
The game is a foot!
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User avatar #57 to #46 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
I knew you had a foot fetish.
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User avatar #8 - lean ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
1. "if it was on anyone else I probably wouldn't care for it"
2. "does it match your panties?"
3. Give her a hug and say, "feels pretty sexy to me"
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#110 - perturabo (08/26/2015) [-]
If you want somethin' you gotta get it yourself
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#107 - goatsack (08/26/2015) [-]
"Well, you're so hot you make that dress look good!" *wipes sweat from brow*
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User avatar #68 - classybot (08/26/2015) [-]
**** quick-time events, man
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User avatar #67 - Kairyuka (08/26/2015) [-]
If you're afraid to be honest with your significant other, just take it as a sign to not get married as you'll probably break up
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User avatar #21 - anonymoussarcasm (08/25/2015) [-]
Something something op should draw porn something something
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User avatar #26 to #21 - alwaysscaroused (08/25/2015) [-]
something something he does on commission something something
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User avatar #28 to #26 - anonymoussarcasm (08/25/2015) [-]
something something what does that mean something something
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User avatar #29 to #28 - alwaysscaroused (08/25/2015) [-]
something something you pay him and ask for porn something something he gives porn something something
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User avatar #30 to #29 - anonymoussarcasm (08/25/2015) [-]
something something where do I put my credit card information something something
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User avatar #31 to #30 - alwaysscaroused (08/25/2015) [-]
something something i dunno he must have a paypal or something something
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User avatar #32 to #31 - anonymoussarcasm (08/25/2015) [-]
something something how is your name gold something something
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User avatar #33 to #32 - alwaysscaroused (08/25/2015) [-]
something something it means i'm a newbie here something something
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User avatar #34 to #33 - anonymoussarcasm (08/25/2015) [-]
something something i've been here for four year why do I not know that something something
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User avatar #35 to #34 - alwaysscaroused (08/25/2015) [-]
something something i have no idea something something
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User avatar #78 to #34 - zombiekillar (08/26/2015) [-]
something something must be a new feature something something admin likes to change **** up all the time after all something something
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#2 - dartherr ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Like one of those Telltale games.
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#84 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Tried to thumb up
Am blocked.
8/88
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#61 - asotil (08/26/2015) [-]
"It's fine"
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#58 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
That's why I married a geek.
Wife: Is this dress ugly?
Me: Its the ugliest thing ever created.
Wife: If you don't count the one's you've dated.
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#70 to #58 - nopenopejustnope ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
IDK why Monkey Island is relevant to your story but have my green for reminding me for this great game.
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User avatar #96 to #70 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
Because the quote is from the insult sword fighting from the third game.
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User avatar #120 to #96 - nopenopejustnope ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
now you mention it I remember thos insult fights
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#52 - ashedust (08/26/2015) [-]
The correct answer is &quot;You make the dress look beautiful.&quot;
The correct answer is "You make the dress look beautiful."
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