True Story. So, I felt like trying something new again. Sorry about the lack of details, my mouse is acting like a bitch. This is actually a true story, and we
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True Story

So, I felt like trying something new again. Sorry about the lack of details, my mouse is acting like a bitch.
This is actually a true story, and we never talked about it after it happened.
It's been close to 15 years now, and not a word.

So, any of you guys got an embarrassing story you feel like sharing?

This was I 999, so computers and interim weren' t a
regular thing in every household yet, but I managed.
As time went on, I 'mm masturbating daily. One morning
before school, I decided to go legs spread eagle on a bed, facing
a bedroom door: Won' t ask why, I have no idea)
Morning Tie, rise and- MOM!! Um.. J. uh, I can' t
a balls Ir. a scrotum!!
Yeah.. BKA! RI probably
right, thanks!
And thaw " story of why my mom
and I avoided eye contact for y, months...
aesthetic
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#6 - fourtwentt (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#13 - crazyolitis (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**crazyolitis rolled image** What, no looking straight into the eyes and finishing? What is wrong with you?
**crazyolitis rolled image** What, no looking straight into the eyes and finishing? What is wrong with you?
#14 to #13 - crazyolitis (06/27/2014) [-]
Slightly creepy roll...
Slightly creepy roll...
#38 - sandynipples (06/27/2014) [+] (19 replies)
One time I was masturbating in my room at about 11 at night when my family is usually asleep, and my mom suddenly flings the door open and catches me in mid orgasm. Like legs spread under the blanket with just a bra on, fiddling my lady parts like there's no tomorrow. I imeadiately shut my legs and there was an awkward silence for about 5 seconds, then she just says "check out this ingrown hair" then quickly leaves after showing me.
She always knocks on my door first now.
Mfw gnarly ingrown hair on my moms fat inner thigh
#2 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Nothing unusual to see here
#25 - Sworley ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
and they say i'm not original
#17 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Yes, actually, this does remind me of a story...
>Be 18
>Just finished having a shower
>Wee hours of the morning maybe 4:30
>Feeling ballsy I walk back to my room naked
>No regrets
>Decide I want to jerk it
>Start goin' ham
>Butt ass naked
>Feet outstretched on my bed
>Next thing I know Mom walks in
>Foiledagain.bat
>Asks GrimmWaters, what are you doing?
>In my feeble attempt to cover up, I say "I'm Stretching.."
>She looks me in my eyes, and closes the door while saying "Ok, don't pull anything.."
I didn't leave my room for 3 days after that.
#75 - shinku (06/28/2014) [-]
obligatory
#15 - kingdaniel (06/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Look at all that funny
#140 - mattymattwithahat (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I got a story for you ******* right here:
>be 13
>just discover masturbating a few weeks ago
>felt really horny one night around midnight
>start whackin it
>out of nowhere my mom opens my door
>thought it was my cat so i kept going
>gettin real close already
>mom watches for like 3 seconds before she turns my light on
>get scared as **** , i cum everywhere
>Try to stop
>manage to squeeze my dick enough to stop the flow of cum
>blanketup.zip
>dick hurts but shrug it off
>mom says "I just came to tell you that we need to stop by Auntie Anon's tomorrow."
>she leaves
>i go to sleep
>wake up, my dick hurts like a **********
>turns out my semen dried in my urethra
>go to emergency room
>MFW explaining to the woman doctor about why my dick hurts so much
#119 - hardcoreman (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be junior in high school
>have this handicap kid that goes to my school
>no clue what he has, but he loves giving kids high fives, hugs, etc.
>went to lunch one day, I ate then took a piss
>went to bathroom handicap kid is there masturbating
> *********** .jpg
>he finishes screams sounds like a cow dying or some ****
>runs full sprint out the bathroom, idk embarrassed or energetic
>didn't wash hands or anything
>MFW I don't say **** to anyone and he continues to gives high fives, and hugs with jizz hands
#144 - idkijustdo (06/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I first thought your masturbation story might had to do something with PlayStation when I saw the thumbnail. Because I got one story about it.   
   
>Be me many years ago   
>13 or 14   
>Not so recently discovered fapping   
>One day playing PlayStation 2   
>Using them DualShock controller   
>Was eating while playing   
>Put the controller on my dick while eating cereal   
>Watch cutscene   
>On one part controller started to vibrate   
>feelsgoodman.jpg   
>Not to mention the cutscene contain hot girl characters   
>Have a brilliant idea   
>fapmodeactivate.exe   
>Load to repeat cutscene   
>Fap while the controller is massaging my balls   
>hemanHEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA.gif   
>whyididntthinkofthissooner.wat   
>Boom out of nowhere my older sister walked in on me as I'm  about to cum   
>MFW I tried to get out of this shamefur dispray   
>MFW I caught her months later masturbating using the same controller
I first thought your masturbation story might had to do something with PlayStation when I saw the thumbnail. Because I got one story about it.

>Be me many years ago
>13 or 14
>Not so recently discovered fapping
>One day playing PlayStation 2
>Using them DualShock controller
>Was eating while playing
>Put the controller on my dick while eating cereal
>Watch cutscene
>On one part controller started to vibrate
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Not to mention the cutscene contain hot girl characters
>Have a brilliant idea
>fapmodeactivate.exe
>Load to repeat cutscene
>Fap while the controller is massaging my balls
>hemanHEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA.gif
>whyididntthinkofthissooner.wat
>Boom out of nowhere my older sister walked in on me as I'm about to cum
>MFW I tried to get out of this shamefur dispray
>MFW I caught her months later masturbating using the same controller
#149 - tyroneisanigger (06/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Everyone is doing this so I will too.  true story FJers.   
   
   
> be me, 15   
> Have a hot MILF step mother like she is a  good 9/10, busty, wears tight clothes   
> youknowhowthiswillend.jpg   
> been wanking the stick for about 2 years or so   
> Wanking it in my room with the door cracked   
> Her footsteps getting closer   
> 						****					, I'm going faster now, trying to splew my sweet man juice before anyone sees   
> 						*******					 can't before sees me.   
> I act like a deer in the headlights   
> She smiles   
> wtfwhyareyoulaughing.mp4   
> I'm sitting in a recliner   
> She comes over whispers in my ear in a sexy whisper   
> "This opened a new door for us Anon."   
> (same sexy whisper) "Now, get on the floor"   
> and walk the dinosaur.
Everyone is doing this so I will too. true story FJers.


> be me, 15
> Have a hot MILF step mother like she is a good 9/10, busty, wears tight clothes
> youknowhowthiswillend.jpg
> been wanking the stick for about 2 years or so
> Wanking it in my room with the door cracked
> Her footsteps getting closer
> **** , I'm going faster now, trying to splew my sweet man juice before anyone sees
> ******* can't before sees me.
> I act like a deer in the headlights
> She smiles
> wtfwhyareyoulaughing.mp4
> I'm sitting in a recliner
> She comes over whispers in my ear in a sexy whisper
> "This opened a new door for us Anon."
> (same sexy whisper) "Now, get on the floor"
> and walk the dinosaur.

#61 - sinconn (06/28/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Why are you so 						*******					 gross?   
   
I have never masturbated once, and even if I did, I wouldn't draw an entire comic about it.   
   
Holy 						*******					 						****					.
Why are you so ******* gross?

I have never masturbated once, and even if I did, I wouldn't draw an entire comic about it.

Holy ******* **** .
#63 to #61 - Nohelpforu (06/28/2014) [-]
Remember, its people who don't masturbate that are weird, masturbating is normal as **** .
#27 - Deavas (06/27/2014) [+] (11 replies)
tfw didnt masturbate til i was 15
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what? Ive been doing it since i was like 5
#96 to #90 - shadowbreech ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Really? Maybe that anti fapping cross really is necessary...
#3 - kaboomz (06/27/2014) [-]
#202 - lietuvisss (06/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I have never been caught.
I have never been caught.
#45 - wamegor (06/28/2014) [-]
obligatory yes, itsthetie mother was an african-american all along
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#47 to #44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
It's like brushing your teeth but horizontally and lower. Keep the toothbrush if you're a woman.
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