True Birthday Story

In Denmark they don't give a fuck. I could buy anything I wanted since I was 12, as long as it was over 22:00.

Turning 18 was a huge disappointment to me. I was able to buy alcohol and cigs before. The only thing changed is I don't feel guilty for visiting porn sites.

>21st Birthday
>11:47 PM
>Be in Vegas
>Be infront of club
>Bouncer won't let me in
>turn 21 infront of him
>Proceed to fuck bitches

MFW I approach 11:59 PM

ofcourse, this is just how I planned it. I'm still 18. fuckmeright.jpg

> in Australia
> just turned 18
> go to buy beer for the night
> asked for I.D
> showed him it
> sorry we don't take uni I.D we take a passports, drivers license or proof of age cards
> a week later I come back with all three
> get banned for being a smart ass

ha-ha that was totally funny. SAID NO ONE EVER

>be sisters 21st birthday almost
>decide to go out on a night on the town to celebrate
>we have a nice reservation at a great place that serves the best drinks in town
>there is cake/balloons/gifts/cards/etc.
>obvious she is trying to have twenty first birthday party
>it's 11ish and my sister decides to order her first legal drink
>waitress brings her a beer and she's enjoying it
>after a few minutes this crazy manager lady comes in and says she'll need to see her ID
>she shows it trying to feel proud of her new age
>manager says "sorry technically you aren't old enough and we are going to have to confiscate that drink"
>"she's 21 in just a few minutes, let us keep it until then"
>"no we need it now and you all need to leave"
>sister goes to take one last swig and the lady swats the glass out of her hand
>as dramatic as it was in the gif
>it spills beer all over everyone at the table and broken glass goes everywhere
>she calls the cops on us for some reason
>the cops get there and hear everyone at the restaurant's testimony
>everyone agrees she freaked out
>cops try to take her away fro assault but we don't press charges
>only ask that she brings us free drinks all night
>cops even stayed with us, didn't drink though

You're actually bitching because someone followed the rules?

where is the funny here? or something interesting? anything?

I'm 18 and I buy alcohol all the time.

mfw i didnt get carded on my 21st

it bothers me so much when people spend time and effort on comics that arent funny at all

>be 17
>22nd june (my bday is 23rd)
>11:55pm, I'm outside an off licence
>brab 2 buds from fridge
>proceed to check out
>get asked ID
>stand there for 3 mins starring at the guy
>12:00 am
>Give him ID card
>Tells me I have to wait 12 days to buy alcohol ...
>MFW

This is not funny at all. not even a bit

Kind of your dumb ass fault for forgetting that it's based on the day, not the time of day.

>21st birthday
>FUCK. YES.
>Go to local gas station.
>Pick up bottle of whiskey at midnight.
>Walk up happy as can be thinking I can finally show my ID to them instead of "Oh I don't have it on me, sorry."
>Get to checkout counter.
>ID ready. Big smile on my face.
>"Will that be all?"
>"Yep, sure will."
>"Ok that'll be $19.54."
>"...alright."
>The one time that I actually wanted to show my ID, they don't ID me.

What kind of sad-sack stares at a clock until midnight on their 21st birth day and then goes to a liquor store to buy booze. OP is either a very sad person or a future alcoholic.

So....where is the punchline?

Who the fuck thumbs this u? seriously this fucking website