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Tits For VATS. No wonder he's called The Lone Wanderer.. 045 Tits my was it [Wail daddy! created by DEW 'iii HAROLD. Wow. Sure haven't read this joke before. Especially not like in 5 different ways. Wow.

No wonder he's called The Lone Wanderer.

045 Tits my was
it [Wail daddy!
created by DEW 'iii HAROLD
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Submitted: 12/06/2015
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#5 - confusticated (12/06/2015) [-]
If only he had a 1% chance he could use a crit on her.
User avatar #27 to #5 - mondominiman (12/07/2015) [-]
Is a crit a 100% guaranteed hit?
User avatar #28 to #27 - confusticated (12/07/2015) [-]
As long as it is at least 1% yes
User avatar #29 to #28 - mondominiman (12/07/2015) [-]
Now I know for future use.
User avatar #42 to #29 - iamnuff (12/07/2015) [-]
if there was a way to fill up your crit bar without using vats to hit, I'd plan a build soley around luck and crits, while having low enough perception that I couldn't hit anything otherwise.

unfortunately not being able to hit yor target means no crits for you.

Maybe I could use melee to build up crits then use my ap on sniper-rifle headshots.
User avatar #46 to #2 - privateraptor (12/08/2015) [-]
who is this actor and what is this movie?
#1 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Wow.
Sure haven't read this joke before.
Especially not like in 5 different ways.
Wow.
User avatar #3 to #1 - jontheninja (12/06/2015) [-]
I hadn't
#9 to #3 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
even so

the artist definitely stole this joke

didn't even give credit
#23 to #9 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I've seen the joke told by plenty of people before, if anyone wants to make a text joke into a comic are they going to need to track down the original teller for permission or credit? As long as they don't take credit for being the first to come up with it I don't see the issue.
User avatar #11 to #9 - oxyhawk (12/06/2015) [-]
You have to give credit for jokes now? **** off, retard.
User avatar #15 to #11 - matt leaf (12/06/2015) [-]
No but it is kinda of annoying coming up with a genuinely hilarious joke, only to have someone else tell it and have everyone compliment him for being so funny.
#21 to #15 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
You mean like literally anyone who tells a ******* joke on the internet?
I'm sorry, but you shouldn't have to give credit for a joke on the god damn internet.
User avatar #39 to #21 - abesimpson (12/07/2015) [-]
It's not like there was a lawsuit between funnyjunk and the oatmeal or anything...
User avatar #44 to #39 - klaes (12/07/2015) [-]
That's because people were taking the comics themselves, which are copyrighted. Nothing to do with "stealing jokes", everything to do with "stealing comics".
User avatar #45 to #44 - abesimpson (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm just saying that "you shouldn't have to give credit for a joke on the internet" might be a bit of an overstatement.

The oatmeal didn't win anyway, too.
#36 to #15 - bann ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
It's more than possible that this joke has come up thousands of times...it's a pretty basic joke to come up with sitting around playing fallout
User avatar #32 to #15 - dreygur (12/07/2015) [-]
That's kind of what happens when you make a ******* joke, it gets told around without credit.
#43 to #9 - yellmi (12/07/2015) [-]
credit to who?
this is a joke anybody can come up with on their own. he shouldn't have to search the whole internet just to find who did it first
User avatar #41 to #9 - envinite ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
> Getting this mad because someone didn't give a credit to an author of the original joke
> Not considering that there are multiple people who comes up with the same joke because frankly, it's not a complicated joke to make after someone played Fallout at least once
#10 to #9 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
edgy
#16 to #1 - bleeduntildeath (12/07/2015) [-]
yeah we all know draco malfoy was an asshole, we get it
User avatar #34 - kyubii (12/07/2015) [-]
Just get closer, you're dealing with an extremely small melee weapon.
User avatar #7 - fuzzyballs (12/06/2015) [-]
oh, I get it
"respawn" as in "re-doing a very old, very used joke"
#20 - rmoran (12/07/2015) [-]
GIF
setav CA_affinity 1000
User avatar #24 to #20 - avocadomessiah (12/07/2015) [-]
i thought you had to do it in order
setav CAaffinity 250, talk, setav CAaffinity 500, talk, etc.
User avatar #30 to #24 - rmoran (12/07/2015) [-]
Not really sure, actually.
#14 - funpunk (12/06/2015) [-]
***** needs to get Reginald's Suit, some Grape Mentats, and step up his game. I have 6 Charisma (started out with 4), but I somehow manage to fail every orange Speech check unless I'm wearing Reginald's Suit and a Newsboy Cap. They look fantastic on me, but I still want to know why I always **** up without them. Is there a set number I have to have like in New Vegas, or is it a percentage like in every other Fallout game?
#18 to #14 - unholytiming (12/07/2015) [-]
It's percentage. I think I have 3 charisma or something, and I've done multiple red texts in fallout 4, which I manage to do by quicksaving before I select it.
User avatar #17 to #14 - halor (12/07/2015) [-]
speech checks are weird in Fallout 4, i've frequently had to reload after a yellow speech failure and then proceeded to get a red on my first try
#12 - swbite (12/06/2015) [-]
well, just move foward and get a better angle...
#26 - applejackownish (12/07/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
#38 - merrrione (12/07/2015) [-]
here ya go folks
User avatar #37 - FightClub (12/07/2015) [-]
i didn't know matthew mcconaughey survived the fallout
User avatar #31 - harrykuntz (12/07/2015) [-]
I read this in Matthew McConaughey's voice
User avatar #35 to #31 - wrocky (12/07/2015) [-]
im surprised no one else did
User avatar #40 - angelious (12/07/2015) [-]
hilarious and original.
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#33 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
He's unarmed and she's moved out of his reach, so obviously it would be at 0%, he's too stupid to understand the point of it so his INT must be quite low.
#22 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]
Thief!
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