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This is Why My Mom Hates My Bf

 
This is Why My Mom Hates My Bf. I'm Asian. These are probably all the things my parents want in a man for their baby girl. More comics here -> www.dragonandp

I'm Asian. These are probably all the things my parents want in a man for their baby girl.

More comics here -> www.dragonandpenguin.com/

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Submitted: 04/14/2015
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User avatar #12 - angelusprimus (04/14/2015) [-]
My wife introduced me to her family with
"Hi mother, this is the white devil that has twisted my mind and stolen me from the proper Korean men."
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User avatar #14 to #12 - vyrthur (04/14/2015) [-]
How did it go ? I'd like the reaction she responded with
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User avatar #21 to #14 - angelusprimus (04/15/2015) [-]
Her mom, who didn't like me much, but has a great sense of humor, responded with
"I am sure he is very charming. It certainly wasn't his looks."

It took a couple of years but she likes me this days.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - vyrthur (04/15/2015) [-]
Huh, pretty normal reaction, dunno really what I expected, oh well. Thanks for the info doe
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#73 to #22 - bann (04/15/2015) [-]
I expected a long and awkward evening.

followed by bam-slamin sex to make up for it
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User avatar #27 to #12 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/15/2015) [-]
That's hilarious, thanks for sharing! My mom still hates him. Ah well. She'll get used to it. Now the problem is now to introduce him to Grandma without her having a heart attack.
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User avatar #33 to #27 - angelusprimus (04/15/2015) [-]
Weirdly enough grandma liked me at once.
She looked at me, and made unhappy face and started to talk to me in Korean. At which point I started talking to her in Bosnian.
She liked that and gave me a pass.
Her mom took ages to get used to me. She was trying to set my wife up with sons of her church friends after we have been living together for months.
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User avatar #75 to #33 - amonlavtar (04/15/2015) [-]
Now im truly curious, what do koreans think of slavs?
Balkan bratje
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User avatar #64 to #33 - admiralen ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
she thought you were a fellow s.t.a.l.k.e.r with all that cheeki breeki **** you were sayin
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User avatar #47 to #33 - redtooth (04/15/2015) [-]
"Jel u vas burek od kučka ili...?"
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User avatar #15 to #12 - wutda (04/14/2015) [-]
did you win the starcraft match against her father
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User avatar #34 to #15 - angelusprimus (04/15/2015) [-]
No, but he kicks my ass in chess about once a week.
He's kickin it old school.
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User avatar #13 - lotengo (04/14/2015) [-]
It wont evn work. Her parents are also asian, they can read your mind and know its a lie
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#1 - anon (04/14/2015) [-]
"Im a girl Im so special give me attention and thumbs"

Okay, have this red thumb.
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#55 to #1 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
I see no attention whoring based on gender.
This does happen often on FJ, but for once, you're completely off the mark. Pick your battles more carefully next time anon.
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#67 to #1 - ogomer ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
"I'm a faggoty anon who thinks girl base their every action on gender"
">tfw no gf."
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User avatar #24 to #1 - prohibullion (04/15/2015) [-]
why don't you login and say that like a man?
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User avatar #50 to #24 - sqman (04/15/2015) [-]
That like a man.
I'm not actually that anon
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#56 to #24 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
I see this all the time as the natural response to any anon making a comment that someone disagrees with. What about being an anon affects the validity of the post, and how exactly does logging in represent masculinity? Hell, why does it matter?
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#3 to #1 - unfitninjuh (04/14/2015) [-]
>implying men can't have bfs
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User avatar #2 to #1 - discobleach ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
suck a dick, anon.
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#41 to #2 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
NO UUUU EAT A DIIIIIIIIK NYYUUUUUGAHHHHHH!!!

WATCHAAA GONNNNAAAA DOOOO NYUUUGAAAAHHH

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User avatar #66 to #2 - chudan (04/15/2015) [-]
How can he suck a dick if his eyes aren't real?
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#58 to #2 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
I just went ahead and downthumbed your last 15 comments.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - discobleach ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
good for you
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#17 - soliduscobra (04/14/2015) [-]
Whoa, I almost thought that was a repost because of how well it's done. Nice job
Whoa, I almost thought that was a repost because of how well it's done.
Nice job
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User avatar #25 to #17 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/15/2015) [-]
Awww.. this is a nice compliment. Thanks dude.
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User avatar #4 - advice (04/14/2015) [-]
you should totally do one with him pretending to not know how to use chopsticks in a failed attempt at making the family laugh
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/14/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, he uses them better than I do! *dishonoured*
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#10 to #5 - noonesperfect (04/14/2015) [-]
Use this the next time
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User avatar #29 - LocoJoe (04/15/2015) [-]
At least he's white.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/15/2015) [-]
He could be black African American, yellow Asian, white Caucasian, brown Indian, doesn't really matter, as long as he keeps making me laugh.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - masdercheef (04/15/2015) [-]
I can't black understand yellow your accent white


but in all seriousness, what was the point of that?
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User avatar #51 to #30 - erotictentacle ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Hey, im pretty funny ;)
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#61 to #51 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
No.
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User avatar #69 to #61 - erotictentacle ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
That was harsh....
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User avatar #35 to #30 - ScottP (04/15/2015) [-]
But, if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
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#46 - rollingpicture (04/15/2015) [-]
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I see neither a big dick, nor tattoos.
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User avatar #57 to #46 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/15/2015) [-]
Believe me, they are hidden.
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#18 - agronimo (04/14/2015) [-]
Wasn't he going to get you some crack from Mexico just two days ago? And now you're telling me he isn't a drug addict? I call shenanigans!
Wasn't he going to get you some crack from Mexico just two days ago? And now you're telling me he isn't a drug addict? I call shenanigans!
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User avatar #20 to #18 - raginhardon (04/15/2015) [-]
occasional use doesn't mean they're addicted. addicted is when you're willing to suck dick just to see it.
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User avatar #28 to #18 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/15/2015) [-]
Ya know.. you have a point there.
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#19 - bme (04/15/2015) [-]
well 4/5 aint bad.
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User avatar #26 to #19 - dragonandpenguin [OP](04/15/2015) [-]
Amen to that.
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#9 - anon (04/14/2015) [-]
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#6 - tacolishous (04/14/2015) [-]
So wait, only the drug addiction? Other than that he seems kinda like a skinhead, assuming he's bald like in the picture.
So wait, only the drug addiction? Other than that he seems kinda like a skinhead, assuming he's bald like in the picture.
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User avatar #16 to #6 - schneidend ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Bald, tattoos, must be a skinhead!
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#77 to #16 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
technically any bald guy is a 'skin' head
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User avatar #79 to #77 - schneidend ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Skinhead is a colloquialism that has a specific meaning.
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#40 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
He has the Large Penis
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User avatar #76 - UberAndrew (04/15/2015) [-]
Man, my girlfriends parents hate me. They keep telling me they don't have a daughter and that they'll call the cops if I keep sneaking into their house and eating their food.
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#70 - theycallmesatan (04/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #70 - commanderphoenix (04/15/2015) [-]
ow god why
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User avatar #78 to #70 - cloakndagger (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm beginning to figure out why they call you Satan. Your image rolls are pretty unholy.
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#38 - ninjapants (04/15/2015) [-]
But who was michael?
But who was michael?
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#39 to #38 - volksworgen (04/15/2015) [-]
gavin is the one in the couple with the big dick.
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User avatar #32 - morelazors (04/15/2015) [-]
Asian parents will hate you until you have money if you're white.
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#63 - yourinvisiblegf (04/15/2015) [-]
that leaves her with a man with a big dick at last
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#23 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
I don't understand the joke here.
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#68 - drprofdoctor (04/15/2015) [-]
Let's be real here. Your boyfriend is obviously my spirit animal.
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#65 - anon (04/15/2015) [-]
Wait who cares what parents think? what if they don't like him? kick him out of the family? wake up sheeple, parents are controlled by the government to meddle in your affairs of love
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