The Talk
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swirlytwirl (09/12/2015) [-] I didn't, thank god for that.
They slowly came to realize that i had developed my own understanding so they decided that's that.
They slowly came to realize that i had developed my own understanding so they decided that's that.
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arreatface (09/13/2015) [-] 
yeah me too
also my dad spotted me showing ejac videos to my 7 and 8 years old brothers i was 10 years old at that time, no pedo so, there's that. really seeing another man shooting white stuff out of his pee-pee is the most funny thing when you're 10
also my dad spotted me showing ejac videos to my 7 and 8 years old brothers i was 10 years old at that time, no pedo so, there's that. really seeing another man shooting white stuff out of his pee-pee is the most funny thing when you're 10
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blademontane (09/12/2015) [-] The one thing I never understood, and never will, is why they call it "The birds and the bees"
Does anyone even use birds and bees as metaphors in the talk? Or literally? Do bees have sex with birds?
I don't know, and I wonder if anyone does.
Does anyone even use birds and bees as metaphors in the talk? Or literally? Do bees have sex with birds?
I don't know, and I wonder if anyone does.
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WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (09/12/2015) [-] "According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and good consequences of sexual intercourse through reference to easily observed natural events. For instance, bees carry and deposit pollen into flowers, a visible and easy-to-explain parallel to male fertilisation. Another example, birds lay eggs, a similarly visible and easy-to-explain parallel to female ovulation."
-wikipedia
-wikipedia
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graphomaniac (09/12/2015) [-] Okay, I got mixed results from Yahoo Answers.
One says, "According to some, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both" That's from the wikipedia page so take it with a grain of salt.
Others say, Birds have "EGGS".
Bees have "POLLEN".
Get it now?
While some just say that because it sounds nicer then sticking-something-somewhere and making babies.
The pamphlet was wrote by John Burroughs, who was a known naturalist, who wanted to talk about how nature works in a way children could understand.
That's what I got out of it anyways.
One says, "According to some, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both" That's from the wikipedia page so take it with a grain of salt.
Others say, Birds have "EGGS".
Bees have "POLLEN".
Get it now?
While some just say that because it sounds nicer then sticking-something-somewhere and making babies.
The pamphlet was wrote by John Burroughs, who was a known naturalist, who wanted to talk about how nature works in a way children could understand.
That's what I got out of it anyways.
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heilhotwheels (09/13/2015) [-] "Bees are supposed to be the women, who are held down and forced to only be with a Queen"
That's only the male bees. The female bees are the queens and get waited on hand and foot for good reason
That's only the male bees. The female bees are the queens and get waited on hand and foot for good reason
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brobathehutt (09/13/2015) [-] Heavy majority of the hive is female. Males are just sex slaves, females are the worker bees.
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vorarephilia 
(09/13/2015) [-] not even sex slaves really, they exist for one purpose and are unable to do anything else. If a hive as a whole was considered an animal, then drones are the cock and balls of that animal.
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theflyingdick (09/12/2015) [-] no its because the birds **** the bees. ain't nutin wrong with that
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meganinja (09/12/2015) [-] I asked my dad why my cat was bleeding. He told me about periods. It actually had tapeworms and its ass was bleeding.
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europe (09/12/2015) [-] Never had "the talk"
My school actually educated me on that part instead of making it the parents' responsibility
My school actually educated me on that part instead of making it the parents' responsibility
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effthree (09/13/2015) [-] In elementary my parents got me a giant illustrated encyclopedia of almost everything, laying on the floor flipping through the pages a few weeks later I came upon a naked man and woman standing above an illustration of genitals "interacting." I stared at it fascinated for a few seconds, my dad looking down from the couch simply said "Don't do that until you have a car."
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egosumproxi ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-] Fundamental misunderstanding of how single celled organisms multiply...
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slaebaschard (09/13/2015) [-] erm...hi... hm,i pretty much woke up,when you answered me,at 3am... good morning
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carrotpotato (09/13/2015) [-]
I think that in case of germs the correct answer for "why am I here?" is the explanation for how germs spread. For that sneezing/diarrhea/mucous contact is better alternative than mitosis, IMO.
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mitters (09/12/2015) [-] **mitters used "*Roll picture*"**
**mitters rolled image** You know how parents are worried about their kids having sex? Ive come to the age where my parents are wondering if I have it
**mitters rolled image** You know how parents are worried about their kids having sex? Ive come to the age where my parents are wondering if I have it
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moisture (09/13/2015) [-] Luckily, i slowly learned about Sex and stuff over time, so my parents never needed to Give me "the talk".
But i still had to Come out to them...
<their reaction when i did
But i still had to Come out to them...
<their reaction when i did
