Lucky roll

I was gonna call you retarded until I saw that it was lucky who rolled you.

I am sorry.

why apologize for something you didn't do?

Hey, sometimes you have to apologize for your own stupidity. Like when you don't notice who rolls who and who knows who rolled what.

i was gonna call you =/= i did call you
***** , you dindu nuffin

Nah, but see, even if I didn't do it, I was apologizing for almost calling someone retarded when I, myself, was also being retarded. Like, apologizing for being a kettle and almost calling trayvon martin black.

i give up, you crimeless perpetrator

Just kill me now. I'm a monster.

...wouldn't that make ME the monster?

Yep. That was my plan all along.

you played me like a dirty little fiddle

That was a fun conversation to read

I bet it was u retard

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?!