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The Evil Queen. You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/ Yes, perhaps there are more efficient ways to air my grievances to my wife…like mak

You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

Yes, perhaps there are more efficient ways to air my grievances to my wife…like making a comic about it for instance.

EVIL QUEEN DIDN' T WANT BE" -W? E % lall!
EAGLE ALL THEIR‘ PILLOWS... 70”” ', WELL?
TEE APE MERE
EFFICIENT WAYS TD
All? YOUR ,

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10/12/2014

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#2 - adviceweed (10/13/2014) [-]

#18 - tehbomb (10/13/2014) [-]

wait why the **** does she need/want/get all the pillows

#19 to #18 - anon (10/13/2014) [-]

Because women feed off the sleepless nights of men

#24 to #19 - theawkwardbros (10/13/2014) [-]

Women feed off of anything that displeases a male.

+24

#5 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

oh **** , so it isn't just my wife?

#53 to #5 - epicporter (10/13/2014) [-]

how dare you have a life outside fj

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#55 to #53 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

FJ was down, I had to go outside.

#44 to #5 - yorker (10/13/2014) [-]

your wife IS a pillow!

#54 to #44 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

plural

#52 to #44 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

yeah try lie your head on top of her, she will just push you away.

#7 to #5 - angelusprimus (10/13/2014) [-]

Its all of them.
I finally gave in and bought six pillows to have on the bed, and now she leaves my anatomic one alone.
My neck feels better.

#8 to #7 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

the worst part is, i try to snuggle close to her, she just pushed me away and say she's not into it. She had my pillow

#9 to #8 - angelusprimus (10/13/2014) [-]

God I've been there.
Especially bad when its hot. She is all like "Why are you so close? Its boiling in here." and I'm thinking *god damnit woman, you have my pillow* and because I want to have a sex life say "I love you so much."

#10 to #9 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

>marry
>sex

pick one
but **** we are only like 28, and we don't even have kid yet. She is already like that. I just have to wait for one or two week for her to get horny.

#11 to #10 - angelusprimus (10/13/2014) [-]

Dude, don't say things like that, my wedding is this November.

Though I think I scored a jackpot in that department, she is like in heat all the time. I honestly refuse sex more then she does.
I do have recurring nightmare that I put a ring on her finger, say I do, and her sex drive visibly dies in front of me.

#12 to #11 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

well technically for us is because we are both working, and honestly there are time she is horny and I'm not. I'm just too lazy to buy the pillow, because I'm taking care of laundry. We split chores.

#13 to #12 - angelusprimus (10/13/2014) [-]

Same here, but thankfully she does the laundry.
And work is a great life killer in every way. I sometimes miss times when I was a work drone and she was still getting her masters. We were flat broke and living on ramen more then not, but we had time to spend together.
Now, most of the time, we are either working or too tired to do anything but necessary chores, wedding prep and curl up with books.

#14 to #13 - northway (10/13/2014) [-]

but we all need to work, can't have ramen everyday when we have kids. We are still saving money for kid.

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#23 to #11 - commontroll (10/13/2014) [-]

I've got that fear with my girlfriend man. We're waiting till we get married and right now she's almost always in the mood (or incredibly easy to get in the mood). For example, I got a little whiskey in her and I was literally pushing her off of me because I wanted to sleep and I didn't want to take advantage of her.

But dammit I'm worried about the exact same thing, putting that ring on and her sex drive being like the Nazi who picks the wrong cup in the Last Crusade.

#21 - megayoming (10/13/2014) [-]

#22 - ghostninjaguy (10/13/2014) [-]

So you guys have kids?

#1 - pwnagraphy (10/13/2014) [-]

**pwnagraphy rolled image**
Just draw porn and put in **** already for ***** sake, Deviantart a ****

#50 to #1 - Thevaultboy (10/13/2014) [-]

he/she already has

#56 to #1 - anon (10/13/2014) [-]

What, no "sweet roll" comkments?

New fj is boring, I'm going to watch some porn instead.

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#3 to #1 - ghostninjaguy (10/13/2014) [-]

Jesus dude, that's a bit far

#35 - mion (10/13/2014) [-]

Mind drawing something about girls "borrowing" sweaters and never ever even thinking about handing them back?

#37 to #35 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

Does this happen a lot to you?

#39 to #37 - mion (10/13/2014) [-]

Well, I only have like 5 sweaters in my wardrobe, so I feel the lack of those two sweaters that made me look sexy af

#43 to #35 - lexxy (10/13/2014) [-]

Jumpers and hoodies are wonderful things. Us girls like them even more when a guy smells rediculously nice which makes their hoodies smell nice. If you smell like **** we wouldn't want them!

#45 to #43 - mion (10/13/2014) [-]

stop opressing me

#46 to #45 - lexxy (10/13/2014) [-]

give me your hoodies and you're free to go xx

#47 to #46 - mion (10/13/2014) [-]

Internetpolice, she's raping me, help me!

#48 to #47 - lexxy (10/13/2014) [-]

dude come on
just the hoodies

#34 - hokeymon (10/13/2014) [-]

YFW your wife finds about this comic.

#36 to #34 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

She's very supportive and she helps me write them

#51 to #36 - hokeymon (10/13/2014) [-]

Dammit you lucky bro.

#29 - anon (10/13/2014) [-]

Im gonna whack it to your comics, and you cant stop me.

#30 to #29 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

I encourage such things

#31 to #30 - gameboyadvance (10/13/2014) [-]

I wouldnt commented as anon, if i knew you would respond..

Now if you excuse me, Im gonna mash my buttons her buttons.

#32 to #31 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

Gods speed my friend.

#33 - navadae (10/13/2014) [-]

i`m actually surprised at the lack of R34 for this comic

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#38 to #33 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

As the creator, this disappoints me as well Drawing R34 fro your own work just isn't the same.

#40 to #38 - adunsaveme (10/13/2014) [-]

But you'd be loved for trying

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#41 to #40 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

Lots of **** stuff on my DeviantArt page and I did do one R34 version of a strip. You can check it here.

themyopicprophet.deviantart.com/art/NextStep-XXX-version-436910159

#42 to #41 - adunsaveme (10/13/2014) [-]

You draw some pretty good breasts m8

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#49 to #42 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

I do love them so.

#26 - lecorbi (10/13/2014) [-]

at least she has large tits

#15 - salsawin (10/13/2014) [-]

Myopicprophet, I love your comics. And my wife does THIS EXACT SAME THING. Women.

#27 to #15 - myopicprophet [OP](10/13/2014) [-]

Thanks, and I think it is just all women

#4 - ryjed (10/13/2014) [-]

**ryjed rolled image**

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#16 - magmon (10/13/2014) [-]

I love your comics, dude. Socially awkward or not, you're a bro. Come to a Colorado convention some time and I'll shake your awkward.

On a side note, I have a buckwheat shell pillow. Fiance hates it. Try one out.