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The Squeaky Beast. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ There is actually a fella around here who has been busted (multiple times)

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

There is actually a fella around here who has been busted (multiple times) having or attempting to have relations with blow up pool toys. Google it…it’s for real.

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#9 - kundotron ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
jesus crhist on bike what the **** is wrong with those nipples???
User avatar #64 to #9 - grandlordchicken (07/30/2014) [-]
He's a pool toy, those are the air nobs.
User avatar #17 to #9 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
They are strange...and he is well aware of his dilemma
User avatar #52 to #17 - kundotron ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
also, how did he get such a hot girl?
User avatar #50 to #17 - kundotron ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
cant he like have some plastic surgery?
User avatar #60 to #59 - kundotron ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
yo why those nipples look like little hats? it seems like those titties are some gentlemen?
#21 - rudebrat (07/30/2014) [-]
You could cut diamonds with those nipples
You could cut diamonds with those nipples
#19 - mymommasallama (07/30/2014) [-]
caught on tape
caught on tape
User avatar #30 - tonkkax (07/30/2014) [-]
Wait, OP is actually the guy who makes these and not just some hack reposting them on their website and discrediting the original creator?
User avatar #31 to #30 - tostito (07/30/2014) [-]
yes
#32 to #31 - tonkkax (07/30/2014) [-]
...shieeet
...shieeet
User avatar #36 to #30 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's me! I'm the OP/OC creator.
#43 to #36 - aerosol (07/30/2014) [-]
Looks like we have some top notch OC comic makers after all.
User avatar #55 to #43 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
Appreciate that aerosl!
#39 to #36 - tonkkax (07/30/2014) [-]
there's some bogus conspiracy stuff goin on   
   
there's no oc in funnyjunk
there's some bogus conspiracy stuff goin on

there's no oc in funnyjunk
User avatar #57 to #39 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
Nope, It's true, it's me
User avatar #38 to #36 - stripey (07/30/2014) [-]
well done, by the way
User avatar #56 to #38 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
Thanks stripey
User avatar #66 to #36 - Blargosnarf (07/30/2014) [-]
WHY DO YOU MAKE NIPPLES SO WEIRD!?
User avatar #67 to #66 - myopicprophet (07/31/2014) [-]
I dunno. It started as I just felt like drawing them weird and his became a thing
#61 to #36 - improbable (07/30/2014) [-]
**improbable rolled image**
User avatar #5 - fightforfate (07/30/2014) [-]
myopicprophet pls make some **** versions
#3 - railyeightseven ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
I really hope somewhere on the internet there is a **** of these comics, I've been wondering about that for quite some time but I was too lazy to search
#41 to #8 - snuffff (07/30/2014) [-]
Is there any other links? too lazy to make an account
#34 to #8 - datmine ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
They became from top hats into...uhm...one of those nerf things you shoot.
With the rubber top.
User avatar #29 to #8 - mypickinuraxe (07/30/2014) [-]
Thank you based-anon.
#13 to #3 - fecal (07/30/2014) [-]
are you gonna masturbate to a drawing of a guy ******* a blow-up alligator?
#23 to #20 - fecal (07/30/2014) [-]
That is one damn specific fetish mate
#28 to #23 - popnotes (07/30/2014) [-]
I frequent F-List, I've seen fetishes much more specific than that.
User avatar #40 to #28 - zenith (07/30/2014) [-]
Its that way with any roleplaying site.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tiles (07/30/2014) [-]
Just ask OP yourself. He makes em.
User avatar #18 to #4 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes, yes I do;)
User avatar #53 to #18 - lecorbi (07/30/2014) [-]
why on gods earth did you decide to make his nipples that way
User avatar #44 to #18 - hemming (07/30/2014) [-]
Op do you draw porn?
User avatar #46 to #44 - chillybilly (07/30/2014) [-]
Well that was pretty direct
#58 to #46 - fauxshores (07/30/2014) [-]
Thats just the hemming way
Thats just the hemming way
User avatar #27 - doctorstein (07/30/2014) [-]
Do... Do you make porn, as well?
#35 to #27 - isradam ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, do you make porn OP?
Yeah, do you make porn OP?
User avatar #37 to #35 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
I dabble. If you look down int he comments there is a link to a **** version of one of my strips. I am also currently working on a commission that involves Black Cat Sticking her fingers someplace in Bat Girl
#7 - PersonWhoLikesTo (07/30/2014) [-]
look at all that funny
User avatar #26 to #7 - memealert (07/30/2014) [-]
look at all that original comment
#33 to #7 - dummerbaztard (07/30/2014) [-]
How is that overused joke still not old ?
How is that overused joke still not old ?
User avatar #65 to #33 - siriusfakk (07/30/2014) [-]
Because Blacknewfagkids
#47 to #7 - lookatallthatfunny (07/30/2014) [-]
together our names make a sentence.

also, hi.
User avatar #51 - thealmightyantler (07/30/2014) [-]
Is that Lyle McDouchebag?
User avatar #54 to #51 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
No but I realize it does look a lot like him. I had no idea who he even was until I started posting on FJ. I look a bit like the guy that the Lyle Cartoon is based on and my character is based on me, so it makes sense.
User avatar #6 - thisisbait (07/30/2014) [-]
I too, want a picture of a blow up alligator being ****** .
User avatar #11 - Lloydles ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
God damn, he must have to be extra careful at all times to make sure he doesn't get his nipples caught on something and ripped off.
User avatar #16 to #11 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
They are actually as tough as rhino hyde.
#12 - tolikbro (07/30/2014) [-]
Every time I see one of these I wanna report it for copyright 			****		. Because I check your site every day for new comics. But then I remember that you have an account and post them on here yourself. Which is cool. Carry on.
Every time I see one of these I wanna report it for copyright **** . Because I check your site every day for new comics. But then I remember that you have an account and post them on here yourself. Which is cool. Carry on.
User avatar #15 to #12 - myopicprophet (07/30/2014) [-]
Thanks
#14 to #1 - lifeanddeath (07/30/2014) [-]
The .gif if thou desires it.
The .gif if thou desires it.
#68 - captainwow (07/31/2014) [-]
Love your work, brah.
User avatar #69 to #68 - myopicprophet (07/31/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#2 - teludabomb (07/29/2014) [-]
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#24 - mikethebrony (07/30/2014) [-]
look at all that funny
User avatar #42 to #24 - mikethebrony (07/30/2014) [-]
why did I get thumbed down? you faggots can't take a joke now?
User avatar #45 to #42 - hueyfreeman (07/30/2014) [-]
>Your name
>Your overused joke
>This second comment

And because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #62 - volero (07/30/2014) [-]
Every time I see these ****** comics, I always look at nothing but his dick nose.
User avatar #63 to #62 - sincomai (07/30/2014) [-]
>Calls comic ******
>Cant draw

yea, you win this round.
#22 - John Cena (07/30/2014) [-]
wheres bevis?
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