The Difference: Gay vs Straight

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Hey, I respect Asa Akira plenty!

Sasha Grey bro. Sasha Grey.

YES

"Why do people have to be such dicks?"



rofl

spiderphobia, fear of spider, finds a spider on the shower, freaks out
homophobia, fear of gays, finds a gay on the shower, freaks out

Arachnophobia...

well, if you're scared of being raped then that falls under Virginitiphobia.

I'm pretty sure everyone is afraid of being raped...

depends on who's doing the raping.

When you put it that way...

Well it can be a phobia. I know it's irrational, but the concept of a another dude checking me out gives me the creeps. Like I said, I know it's irrational and I have nothing against them, but it seriously creeps me the fuck out.

no

LOLOLOLOL ANON IS SO FUNNEH XDDDDDDD.

no, get the fuck out. gif unrelated.

you're welcome.

I don't think that could have worked out any better

Dat roll

there was no combo

can you point out the combo you broke?

C-C-C-shut the fuck up.

Not really

The only difference between a gay guy and a straight guy is that the gay guy wants to the fuck the straight guy in the ass.

Straight guys are lesbians because they like girls
Straight girls are gay because they like boys

They both just mean being sexually attracted to the same gender.

i may be wrong but i thought a lesbian is a girl the likes the same gender
and a gay is a guy that likes the same gender...sorry for thinking

Ha! I didn't even notice that at first!

You clever devil.

What really annoys me about girls is the fact that they tend to think we are some sort of accessory. A gay best friend is what all girls want, they always say "Oh you're gay?! BE MY GAY BEST FRIEND!" It's as though just for our sexuality they seem to think it's something special. Do you get that as much as me?

They try to give me makeovers.
I eventually let them once, because I was sick of them complaining... It was a horrible experience.

THEY DID THE SAME TO ME.
they seem to think that because we like one thing which is the same (being a penis) that we enjoy doing other things to match. Being a transvestite is ALOT different from being gay. People need to come to terms with that.

It wasn't even that... They said they were "determined to get me laid"...
All they fucking did, was get a watered brush and slick my head to the side (which just looked greasy) and then buttoned my open checkered shirt all the way up to the top button, that choked my neck.
They said I looked much better, but when I looked in the mirror I looked like a butch lesbian.

I'll give you the honest truth here. It's easy to get sex. Too easy in a gay environment these days as most of the people I talk to are the biggest sluts of the nation.
But by any means. ANY MEANS AT ALL, fall for someone who really doesn't add up to what you want your ideal person to be like. For me as an example, I really hated how I looked for years and years because I was trying to fit in with what everyone else was like, Short cropped hair with gel and what not. Now I changed to my own style and told them to get lost with whatever they want. Just be yourself. The right person will come along and just come naturally... in more than one way.
(sorry if this seems like a really big headed comment, I'm enjoying this haha)

Whoah, there's another butthurt asshole thumbing down everything again.
Gotta love 'em.

A couple of girls I know took a gay guy who was their friend and literally pushed and hold him against another guy to force him to kiss the other guy.
It was like the sickest shit I've ever seen. Why are they so obsessed?

> New Year's Eve
> Nearly Midnight
> Me and friends out at a bar for the celebrations
> Female friends insist that I have to kiss someone at midnight
> Go around while dragging me, asking almost every good looking guy they see if he would kiss me at midnight

... One of the most embarrassing experiences of my life. I ended up leaving even before it was midnight.

Whoah, butthurt asshole thumbing down everything again.
Gotta love 'em.

inb4 I'm bi, not gay.

Whenever I go around with girls I'm not interested at, they just try to match me with guys. Don't get me wrong, I don't like guys less, but I mean, they don't give me fucking vital space.
I've got to say, I'm a total disaster with girls, I am way more successful with guys (idk why).

The worst part about being bi instead of gay or straight is that people thinks you're a fucking sex machine and that you nail everybody and everything that comes your way.

damn, if only that were true...

I see this bullshit everyday.
Heeey, I need a new MAG (millor amic gai - gay best friend), cuz (put the old MAG name here) left/doesn't hang out with me anymore!!

It's like they NEEDED a gay friend.

Its because if a girl has a straight guy friend, there is a good chance that emotions could develope between the two, and it could lead to them loosing their friendship in their emotions. With a gay best friend, you won't have to worry about him hitting on you, or you guys developing emotions. This way, its easier to come to him for emotional support, because he is "playing for the same team." Not saying this just to agrivate everybody, just that my best friend is gay and has asked me this before

i have a gay friend, and nothing has changed since he came out of the closet
they probably think that you are like a girl because you like guys
but you seem just like a guy that likes guys

- Should I go up and talk to him?
- What would I talk about?
- Would he even like me?
- Is he even gay?
- If he is straight, would he be the kind of straight guy that would be weirded out and walk away?
- The kind of straight guy that would be understanding and flattered?
- The kind of straight guy that would kick the shit out of me and call me faggot and stuff?!

The worst part is, the 3 first points apply to almost everybody.
About the next ones, yeah, it really sucks, and I hate gay-themed/ambiented clubs (I don't know what is their name, English is not my native language), so my chances drastically go down. I don't have almost any gay/bi friend in the circles I move around, so whenever I find a guy that I like I don't do anything because I'm scared of him to stop talking to me forever.

Yeah, I know my grammar is awful, I don't know how to build long sentences, but I think I made myself clear.

Pic related, it's what I would love to do if I was that cool and gorgeous and everything.

seriously are you 12?

first thing, you're an asshole

Second thing: What's wrong with people being gay, im not gay but I believe in acceptance and tolerance. Gays are just as much human and on top as us straight people.

Third thing: Is there something wrong with a group of people enjoying a cartoon and learning the lessons that come with it. Is it wrong for a group of people to love and tolerate and believe in a peaceful world

Here is a picture of the one of the greatest gay musicians

I disagree..

explain your side

Oh, now I see you said "one of the greatest", not "the greatest", my apologies.

He just disagrees about Elton John (and I do, too)

Well, I personally love elton's music. It's so catchy. But the greatest gay in the world is Neil Patrick Harris

With out a doubt. I just didn't have a picture of him

Yeah, what novren said. I think Freddie is the better. Each to there own though. Elton is pretty good.

I think the thing about NPH is that he is "new", "fresh"... and way more free (I don't know how to say, it's like he is more aware of his condition and therefore he doesn't give a fuck about it) than Freddie and Elton.

BTW, the *best, not the better.

Although NPH is freakin' awesome, I wouldn't call him the "greatest gay in the world". Freddie is... well... he is.

Yeah, but Elton John is kind of an arsehole.
I saw a video once where he was on holiday, and someone said hello to him, and something like "I enjoy your music" or some kind of compliment and he just started ranting about how is holiday was ruined and stormed off.

Bro, i've got gay friends, i don't even care!

I just hate it when people make it out to be a big ordeal.

People are people, get on with life!

then why did you make it out of hate. And I'm sure you have a strange obsession just like us. I agree we shouldn't flood the internet with ponies, but doesn't mean we're a horrible community you all make us out to be. Same with Homosexuality, if you go around using hateful slurs at them and making fun of them of course their going to complain

My only vice is working out, 5 days a week.

But it's healthy and acceptable.

Bronys are just so... no offense, but to me it's pathetic and beta as fuck

it's something we enjoy. I bet there's a cartoon you like or something you enjoy that not everyone enjoys. Ours is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We enjoy it's stories and lessons and it makes us feel good. Like you working out it's just our thing you know.

That's the point I was trying to make.
I hate that my friends make a big thing about me being gay, and ask me about the guys I like and stuff.
I'm gay, but there is more to me than just being gay.
The only reason I mentioned it is because it was relevant, and I was attempting to tell the story in a slightly humorous way for it to be funny. Not as an attempt at some form of acceptance.

You seem grumpy.

> Don't care
> Don't read
> Don't comment

2/10 because i replied with a picture

Fix'd so his face is more appropriate.

loljk Your grammar is flawless. Thumbs up.

White Obama approves.

I prefer the original.