Thank you, I'll be here all week.. If my bad jokes were a drug, I'd sell them by the gram... Uberandrew is posting comics again? Is this a dream? OC comic bad jokes broom uberandrew Sherry
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#182 - thatcreepingfeelin
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(06/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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**thatcreepingfeelin rolled image**
i find it interesting how in real life, if someone told a ****** joke the most you would get were boos, "you suck," and "get off the stage," and that's only if you're performing in front of a room full of drunk strangers.

but on the internet, if you make a ****** joke everyone just loses their ******* minds. it doesn't even have to be offensive, it just needs to be a little boring and unfunny and everyone will **** out of their dicks. the response given is usually along the lines of something someone would say to a man who killed their whole family and raped their dog. it's just so bizarre. any normal human being would never say straight up to a guy's face, "go kill yourself." for telling a lame joke. if right now you were to walk down the street and on a corner there was a man blurting out bland humor, you would just walk by that **** without a second glance, but here, you stop, tell him his whole family is scum, slap his nutsack with a tire iron, and shoot him point blank in the skull, metaphorically speaking.

strange no one has really ever stopped to consider how strange their behavior towards complete strangers on the internet is. however, i'd say less strange and more like rude if not evil. just a thought.

and by the way i'm not defending this joke. it was utter crap.
OP, it doesn't matter how well you can draw the comic, if the joke isn't funny, no one will be laughing. for example, some of the most well received comics on this site, in the past, have been half-assedly drawn turds with a short and simple joke. put more effort into the construction of the joke than the actual comic itself. this particular joke had a too long set up with an incredibly weak punchline. in the end, you might actually save a lot more time and energy if you draw the comic around the joke, as apposed to doing both as you go, which is the impression that i'm getting here.

To my fellow users:
I apologize for this brick wall of an essay.
<i hope this makes it up to you
User avatar #220 to #182 - krobeles
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Well, to make a good joke in reality requires you to have the confidence, timing and tone to get it across properly. Even a good joke, told a monotone voice and without proper timing will fall flat IRL.
All it takes to make a good joke on the internet is the abillity to write a sentence. If you **** something so simple up, you deserve some amount of scorn. And since we're on the internet, everything gets taken to th extream.
#195 to #182 - kunterz
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2manywords but I'll thumb anyway because you got twelve thumbs, heres a ******.
User avatar #185 to #182 - UberAndrew [OP]
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^This is how you give constructive criticism.

Sometimes it's hard to improve on this site because when you do something wrong or when you could use improvement and need some feedback you get nothing but "kill yourself".

Thank you for you feedback, I'll definitely try harder next time.
#187 to #185 - thatcreepingfeelin
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it's weird because people want better things for this site but no one wants to put any effort into it. how could we possibly expect anything to get better if all we do is complain and whine about everything ever being ********. if the content creators want to improve their **** and are looking for critical feedback to use in the improvement of their ****, how are they going to just magically do so if the only feedback is "kill yourself." killing oneself seems totally counterproductive to self improvement.
#46 - GeneralLeeInsane
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User avatar #122 to #46 - blooby
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That's a dude...
#47 to #46 - UberAndrew [OP]
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#72 to #47 - hermaeousmora
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I fixed it for you.
#48 to #47 - loljkisback
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#58 to #48 - danjazown
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#200 to #58 - anarchyamongants
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#61 to #58 - anon id: 54ecdd38
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YOU ****** IT UP
#138 to #47 - weeez
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You like brooms don't you, criminal scum
#125 to #47 - anon id: 91b2ea60
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#9 - mrsnowballs
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Uberandrew is posting comics again? Is this a dream?
#33 to #9 - anon id: 700e881c
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Yeh a bad one..
#34 to #33 - mrsnowballs
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Shut up anon
Shut up anon
#63 to #33 - vangoz
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User avatar #92 to #33 - vilememory
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And this is why OC comic makers never last on FJ. A group of very vocal people drive them away, always.
User avatar #99 to #92 - bladeboy
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Or maybe their comics are unfunny pieces of **** like this.
#180 to #33 - ironsoul
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#60 - kwanzalord
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I tend to like OC....but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ehhhhhhhhhhhh
you tried too hard.
User avatar #64 to #60 - atomicman
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Started off pretty good, but in the end OP just ruined it for me. Artwork is good at least
#11 - optimos
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This makes me feel like it was 2010 now.
And I wasn't here in 2010.
#70 - sonofpsychodad
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Hoes be like "I'm still virgin tho".
User avatar #113 to #70 - stormietheraver
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in the comics he hasnt been a virgin for like...2+ years got it from behind by sherry
#82 - malifauxdeux
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User avatar #59 - thecutegoodra
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I can't be the only one not laughing at this?
#1 - anon id: c3668dca
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Why did this comic suck?

Because the angry character is annoying.
User avatar #25 to #1 - UberAndrew [OP]
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I doubt you'll check up on this comment again, but if you do, mind telling me what exactly you don't like about her?

I appreciate all forms of feedback.
User avatar #35 to #25 - mrsnowballs
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I like the comic, but what's up with Sherry's face? It's all weird looking
User avatar #37 to #35 - UberAndrew [OP]
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I do a admit I drew her face a little inconsistently throughout this comic but I never really meant for her to be pretty exactly.
#49 to #37 - anon id: dad2ad09
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She just looks more butch than she used to because of her nose, freckles, and teeth.
User avatar #39 to #37 - mrsnowballs
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lol she looks like a monkey or smth. I like your old drawings of her better.
#10 to #1 - mrsnowballs
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#137 to #10 - weeez
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just use shift delete you casual scum
#145 to #1 - mowgaycraft
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Because there's no 'plot'
User avatar #3 to #1 - clechyl
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Why is your opinion irrelevant?
Because you're an anon
User avatar #23 to #3 - turian
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it maybe isnt but the comic is unfunny
#45 to #23 - anon id: dad2ad09
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>OPINION!!!!!!!!
#38 to #23 - anon id: ecaceb52
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and some one else found it funny, all opinions are irrelevent, it got thumbs, people liked it, end of story
#116 to #3 - anon id: 5a122962
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Why is your opinion even less relevant?
Because, not only you're just another ******* on the internet, you're an attention craving ******* on the internet.
#28 to #3 - anon id: 6c22fe4f
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well but he got thumbs
#135 - mydogpikachu
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