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Tell her what she wants to hear. You can see my other comics at www.legacy-control.com/ Don't worry gang, I didn't get a job. I wouldn't do that to you all.. HE

You can see my other comics at www.legacy-control.com/

Don't worry gang, I didn't get a job. I wouldn't do that to you all.

HEY, I THINK I .
MIGHT* GOTTEN A KGB...
WAS IT soon FIJI? You?
earn takato: : : tta Jeri: A, Ray
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#1 - accountforstripey (10/26/2014) [-]

That feeling when he keeps telling you about his new potential career path, but you already nutted.
User avatar #3 to #1 - jackmanagan (10/26/2014) [-]
Clammed*
User avatar #5 to #3 - accountforstripey (10/26/2014) [-]
I think we both know which one of those two has the penis in their relationship... at least in my headcanon.
#16 to #5 - anon (10/26/2014) [-]
She has three, he has two?
#49 to #5 - akhar (10/27/2014) [-]
That... I'm actually really okay with this.
That... I'm actually really okay with this.
#2 - youlikeme (10/26/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
mfw i dont have a job
User avatar #69 to #2 - numbmind (10/27/2014) [-]
How odd that you would roll a picture thanking the very person responsible for you not being able to find a job...
#8 to #2 - degrees (10/26/2014) [-]
**degrees rolled image** So relevant
User avatar #12 to #8 - artificerp (10/26/2014) [-]
plot is always relevant
#67 to #2 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
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#63 - Lintutu (10/27/2014) [-]
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#64 to #63 - gmarrox (10/27/2014) [-]
Man have no job so when man get job vagina-creature have sexy fun feeling for as result of happy from man of having into job and acquiring monies.
Man have no job so when man get job vagina-creature have sexy fun feeling for as result of happy from man of having into job and acquiring monies.
User avatar #84 to #64 - huffe ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Shakespeare has been reborn
#65 to #64 - Lintutu (10/27/2014) [-]
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#36 - bleeduntildeath (10/27/2014) [-]
**bleeduntildeath rolled image** mfw I am stuck at wal-mart instead of being a cop
**bleeduntildeath rolled image** mfw I am stuck at wal-mart instead of being a cop
User avatar #88 to #36 - profkitty (10/27/2014) [-]
What are you working as? I'm an overnight stocker.
#42 to #36 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
Solid roll man.
#54 to #36 - genericnewfag (10/27/2014) [-]
that roll...
that roll...
#51 to #36 - ThePrototank (10/27/2014) [-]
The roll gods have spoken bleeduntildeath, go forth and become a cop.
#56 to #51 - databutt (10/27/2014) [-]
Holy **** , another one.
User avatar #46 to #36 - destismad (10/27/2014) [-]
You have Elsa's blessing. Go forth and conquer your dream job.
User avatar #26 - whypop (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #27 to #26 - IshimelofSomewhere (10/27/2014) [-]
she came
User avatar #76 to #26 - viviannjames (10/27/2014) [-]
A lot of girls see boys who work as super attractive. So she had an orgasm. A lot of girls always ask/wonder "was it good for you? " after sex because they don't know if the guy enjoyed it more or less than she did.
User avatar #29 to #26 - mrwalkerfour (10/27/2014) [-]
the fact that he had gotten a job (which means money) gave her an insta-orgasm

its implying she is way more turned on by money than anything else
#11 - biebergotswag (10/26/2014) [-]
anything can classify as a job including working for $1 a month in some apple factory. so is it a good job or a bad one?
#13 to #11 - anon (10/26/2014) [-]
do you mean an orchard? otherwise wtf is an apple factory?
User avatar #34 to #13 - fedak (10/27/2014) [-]
Are you trying to out-retard him?
User avatar #41 to #34 - icewraith (10/27/2014) [-]
It was a joke, and a bretty gud one
User avatar #44 to #41 - penileburglar (10/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think he just went full retard for a second. (Might live somewhere where apple isn't very popular.)

But he's anon, so we'll never know.
User avatar #106 to #44 - icewraith (10/27/2014) [-]
"full retard"
Nice maymay kid, you're not even using it right. Go back to 9gag
#107 to #106 - penileburglar (10/27/2014) [-]
So, you used the phrase 'bretty gud' and then insult someone else for casually using a meme...   
   
My goodness you're quite an angry person, aren't you?
So, you used the phrase 'bretty gud' and then insult someone else for casually using a meme...

My goodness you're quite an angry person, aren't you?
User avatar #108 to #107 - icewraith (10/27/2014) [-]
"penileburger"
"full retard"
"k reaction image"
"umad"
You are the most cancerous thing I've seen today, **** off
User avatar #20 to #13 - biebergotswag (10/27/2014) [-]
apple as in iphones einsten
User avatar #45 to #13 - helicase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Factory where they make iPhones?
#98 to #4 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/27/2014) [-]
lood
lood
#33 to #4 - loopzoop (10/27/2014) [-]
pls stop ***********
ty
User avatar #58 to #48 - dasbrot (10/27/2014) [-]
May i have source on the original pic?
User avatar #66 to #58 - kandazz (10/27/2014) [-]
Adventure Time. Unless this is some art-dudes porn, then I don't know.
User avatar #78 to #66 - brolylssj (10/27/2014) [-]
It's porn.
User avatar #79 to #78 - kandazz (10/27/2014) [-]
Neat.
#30 to #4 - thegreatraven (10/27/2014) [-]
Won't be getting my thumbs yer whore

not that it mattered lel
#50 to #4 - crazyeyedbioll (10/27/2014) [-]
Thanks to horny neckbeards and children, every one of your 			****		 posts has tons of thumbs
Thanks to horny neckbeards and children, every one of your **** posts has tons of thumbs
#6 to #4 - animesource ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
animeasseveryday should've posted this.
animeasseveryday should've posted this.
#92 to #6 - stankybutt (10/27/2014) [-]
but his name isn't "animebuttseveryday"   
>Gif somewhat unrelated
but his name isn't "animebuttseveryday"
>Gif somewhat unrelated
User avatar #7 to #6 - blackneko (10/26/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #9 to #7 - derpinoff (10/26/2014) [-]
Senran Kagura
#15 to #4 - blackmore (10/26/2014) [-]
This war shall never end!
This war shall never end!
#85 - angelicdemon (10/27/2014) [-]
I thought she died, then I saw the next pannel... I'm not a clever man... Also I just spent an hour trying to get hyperion thrusters 400 locust drones and I get ******* nothing.
User avatar #94 to #85 - lemanrouste (10/27/2014) [-]
Have you achieved a fifty foot dick yet?
User avatar #111 to #94 - angelicdemon (10/30/2014) [-]
I think you mean 6 miles.
User avatar #91 to #85 - jimmytwoshoes (10/27/2014) [-]
anglicdemon.... we all know what youve been doing now...


your image
#110 to #91 - angelicdemon (10/30/2014) [-]
Never once have I been ashamed.
#59 - niggernazi (10/27/2014) [-]
I'd tear her vagina into trash with my giant erect schlong if you know what i mean lol
I'd tear her vagina into trash with my giant erect schlong if you know what i mean lol
User avatar #62 to #59 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (10/27/2014) [-]
Love how subtle this one was I look forward to more bravo AWOAWOAWO
#31 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
Just a friendly reminder that this guy does commissions
Sexy commissions, even
What I'm saying is that you can pay him to draw porn for you
User avatar #40 to #31 - myopicprophet [OP](10/27/2014) [-]
You are very correct and thank ya;)
#47 to #40 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
even if i wanted you to draw porn of you and your wife?
#61 - thedancingdean (10/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - kieranbaker (10/26/2014) [-]
So are they based on you and your girlfriend or complete OC's
User avatar #19 to #18 - myopicprophet [OP](10/26/2014) [-]
Roughly based on me and my wife, yeah
User avatar #21 to #19 - kieranbaker (10/27/2014) [-]
Does she approve of how you draw her, or have there been times where she demands you draw her prettier.
User avatar #22 to #21 - myopicprophet [OP](10/27/2014) [-]
Naw, she approves everything I draw. She's knows it's just a version of her.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kieranbaker (10/27/2014) [-]
Is your hair really 2 meters tall
User avatar #38 to #23 - myopicprophet [OP](10/27/2014) [-]
Ha ha, nope. I used to have kind of spikey hair, now it's in a hipster combover thing.
#71 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
Related
#43 - bloodeyes (10/27/2014) [-]
**bloodeyes rolled image** what i do for monetary gains
#53 to #43 - gravysponge (10/27/2014) [-]
i love you ebola-chan!
User avatar #57 to #53 - dasbrot (10/27/2014) [-]
**** off ebola chan
User avatar #68 to #53 - roninneko (10/27/2014) [-]
We will burn you from our homes and the bodies of our dead until there is no square inch of flesh for you to consume, Ebola-chan.
User avatar #35 - iizsimon (10/27/2014) [-]
MIGHT have gotten a job

User avatar #74 to #35 - viviannjames (10/27/2014) [-]
That's some nice foreplay.
#25 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm not the only one who finds the girl extremely attractive, right? rule34 please deliver already would ya?
User avatar #39 to #25 - myopicprophet [OP](10/27/2014) [-]
I do too, but I'm biased because I draw her
User avatar #55 to #39 - ninjalllama ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
nice
make some ****
#17 - RedHulk (10/26/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Should have made a wet spot in her pants in the second panel..
#72 - mahaiz (10/27/2014) [-]
**mahaiz rolled image**
User avatar #75 to #72 - sliverriver (10/27/2014) [-]
lol
#60 - articvibe (10/27/2014) [-]
**articvibe rolled image** what i do for monetary gains
User avatar #24 - CaptainExplosion (10/27/2014) [-]
God I love these. Some of the best comics imo.
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