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User avatar #82 - timmywankenobi (07/17/2013) [-]
funny story I just remebered when I was younger my sisters and the neighborhood girls for some reasonone day created "The glitterhand sisterhood" and started extorting all the neighborhood boy allowance money for "protection or sisterhood tax" which they assured us if we didn't pay not only would we get kicked in the balls but our action figures might have unfortunate accidents .

At first we resisted but they eventually stole a bunch of action figures including my Dr.malcom from jurasic park and made "examples" of them. they smashed them with bats and then melted the peices with fire. it was horrifying.

the extorting continued for about a year untill during a tea party gathering of the families someone killed a beach tan kipper barbie and girl gang war broke out for revenge and control of the sisterhood also apperently behind the secnes my 2nd oldest sister who was the god sister was hogging to much of the loot collected for herself.

so for about a week all manner of barbie dolls and bead necklaces and hair accessories and a few mini posters of nsync or backstreet boys were destroyed by the warring factions. it was a dark time filled with extreme bicthess and my sisters randomly attacking me for no reason.

Finally after a particularly brutal cat fight in which my sisters barbie's favorite red glittery dress was destroyed , my sister called a end to the bloodshed, concessions we're made and they returned to business as usual.

Finally about 8 or 9 months later my sisters decided to disband the glitterhand sisterhood on the day of her barbie's wedding on which everyone would be alow one request . I asked for cake it was tasty .

fast foward to present day girl on FJ tells me all girls are inocent and only men can be violent savages .ya sure tell that to Dr.malcom !
#102 to #82 - gongthehawkeye (07/17/2013) [-]
no, really.   
that was some good shit.
no, really.
that was some good shit.
#90 to #82 - dontknowmeatall (07/17/2013) [-]
Cool story.
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