Steven Spielberg Facts. I Must Turd.. "Spielberg said that if he hadn't become a film director, he would have become a video game designer." -swampwaterjack you knew this would happen
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User avatar #7 - swampwaterjack (08/28/2014) [-]
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"recieve and payment "
****
#4 - brainbug (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Spielberg said that if he hadn't become a film director, he would have become a video game designer."
-swampwaterjack
you knew this would happen
#12 - mephiblis (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Recent photo of Spielberg when asked in an interview about retiring.
#15 - rustmcrust (08/28/2014) [-]
Directing both Schindler's List and Jurrasic Park in the same year, that's pretty based
#21 - gtfomylawnbish (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm so glad a Jew can make it in Hollywood. Seems like the odds are stacked against them, right?
User avatar #23 - edraham (08/28/2014) [-]
For me, Spielberg is a great combination between genius, passion and luck of being born in the "right" family.
I truly hope to meet him one day, to learn from him. I want to be a great filmmaker, but I have a hell of a work to do so. I wish he will not be dead when I'll have the possibly of that meeting!
User avatar #18 - jewsburninindaoven (08/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I hate Spielberg so much. His movies are as formulaic and repetitive as Michael Bay but no one calls him on it, he raped Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park, War Horse and Lincoln sucked, Schindler's List shoves symbols and themes down your throat, his last good movie was Catch Me if You Can and that was primarily cause DiCaprio, his movies based on history or a book all contain some character that didn't exist in real life or that book just so he could help fit the movie to his formula, and he is pretentious as **** . I am 100% certain that if he became a video game developer he would be working for EA
User avatar #34 to #27 - lolzordz (08/28/2014) [-]
creative influence? youre probably comparing him to the modern producers like an idiot. You are aware of the release dates of the flims he made, he was the original creative influence.
#25 - wimwam (08/28/2014) [-]
T

his year
#24 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
god i ******* hate him now. his jew ******* ass got megan fox buried in hollywood til she was forced to be put into the ninja turtle movie


i honestly ******* hate this son of a bitch now. him and michael bay can ******* suck dicks. i wanna kill someone cause of that ****** ninja turtle movie. youre a bitch
User avatar #20 - herecomesjohnny (08/28/2014) [-]
i actually like a lot of spielberg movies. E.T rocketed alien movies, schindler's list was a great film for ralph fiennes and liam neeson to shine in, Empire of the Sun was awesome
#9 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this isn't a comic, there's a channel for comps dude
User avatar #38 - sinconn (08/28/2014) [-]
One time, when hanging out with his fellow goy, Stephen Spielberg big penis.
User avatar #36 - donthumbthisdown (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not a comic
all these are ********
User avatar #35 - mymommasallama (08/28/2014) [-]
i really miss medal of honor...history lessons sandwiched in between mindless violence.
then they had to try to be like call of duty and they was their ultimate downfall. seeing as COD is a dirty word these days, maybe medal of honor can make a comeback...
User avatar #32 - mutantpanda (08/28/2014) [-]
Spielberg did not create the PG-13 rating, some of his films (Mainly Temple of Doom, Poltergeist, and Gremlins) led to the creation of the PG-13 rating because of they darker and more violent but still were targeted at kids.
User avatar #31 - tehlulzbringer (08/28/2014) [-]
"refused to accept"
User avatar #29 - TidusSloan (08/28/2014) [-]
I heard somewhere that he made Indiana Jones because he couldnt direct james bond.
User avatar #6 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
* speilberg is a jew
* making movies makes money
* never plans on retiring

DUH!!!!
User avatar #3 - RIPphyscovideos (08/28/2014) [-]
Mutual Spielberg Fact:

Shigeru Miyamoto is considered to be the "Spielberg" of video game creation.
#2 - Vercingetorix (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I hate Spielberg, always will, yet I don't know why. I will never watch his movies, I also hate Harrison Ford, but that's because he's not very good.
User avatar #19 to #2 - jewsburninindaoven (08/28/2014) [-]
Is it because his movies suck?
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