Starved Brain. One of the first Tardaasa comics I made... Cells' FW comic Tardaasa diet
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - optimos
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Cells' FW
#118 to #2 - dolandickbutt
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Cells actual face when
#31 - guitarguise
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funny thing is, the less your breath, the less your cells respire. Which means that your metabolism (catabolic and anabolic reactions) are severely lowered. WHICH MEANS... that you're burning less calories and will probably get fatter.
User avatar #48 to #31 - tardaasa [OP]
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Great, now you´re gonna make me hyperventilate ;P
User avatar #57 to #48 - vatra
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Hyperventilating basically causes the same effect as holding your breath, you are breathing so fast that you cannot adequately exchange oxygen and carbon dioxide, thus starving your cells and slowing your metabolism.
User avatar #61 to #57 - tardaasa [OP]
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Hah, darn it! ^^
User avatar #65 to #61 - vatra
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Slow, deep, breaths. Tis your best hope for this foolhardy cause!
User avatar #67 to #65 - tardaasa [OP]
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My diet is coffee. I live for coffee ( don´t you dare ruin coffee for me!)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vatra
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I'm a coffee fiend as well, though I prefer tea, also I'm damn tempted to ruin coffee for you.
User avatar #69 to #68 - tardaasa [OP]
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Somethings we gotta keep holy, ok. It´s like, not thinking of the millions of mites in our bed sheathes :P
User avatar #72 to #69 - tardaasa [OP]
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sheets :P
User avatar #74 to #72 - vatra
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they need a good meal anyway!
#81 to #31 - DekuNut
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*breathing like a MADCUNT*
User avatar #32 to #31 - guitarguise
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you breathe* ugh. I made a scientific explanation sound uneducated. Sorry
#3 - therealdiscord
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Okay, this one wasn't so bad.
#92 to #3 - krumpetking
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*wasn't about dicks. Still not funny at all.
#188 to #3 - anon id: 08b9a69b
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wasnt good either, not even close to good
#232 to #3 - ferreroman
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Lol, its really easy to criticize
#149 - futtef
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mfw diet
#156 to #149 - monkeykilr
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mfw seeing that picture
#18 - summerbreeze
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everytime i read Tardaasa i think on this protoss guy
#154 to #18 - menqudoneix
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My wife for hire!

I mean... life for aiur.
User avatar #53 to #18 - tkfourtwoone
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Don't you even dare link the medicocre-ness of these comics to the Mighty Tassadar!

En Taro Tassadar!
User avatar #56 to #53 - summerbreeze
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my life for nerzul
#60 to #56 - tkfourtwoone
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I see what you did there.

P.S.: It's Ner'zhul
User avatar #63 to #60 - summerbreeze
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im sorry im only know the german version
#158 to #63 - anon id: 06ce8503
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It's Nerzhul in german as well
#162 to #60 - olor
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Damn, I alway heard "my life phone zul"
#109 - grandmabetty
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#121 - bitey
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Retardaasa.
Retardaasa.
#234 to #121 - ferreroman
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Thumb whore, join the club, lets ruin funny junk with your ****** comments
User avatar #123 to #121 - tardaasa [OP]
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...That is actually what the name stands for. ^^
User avatar #125 to #123 - bitey
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You're welcome.
#104 - puggles
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User avatar #108 - lillelise
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Tardaasa, honey. Funnyjunk is for funny things not to mention feels, cats and fluffy stuff and horribly morbid stuff. Your comics hits none of the above described, please have that in mind next time.
Sincere regards, Lillelise
#110 to #108 - Katzie
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>says honey
>lists a tiny fraction of the content on FJ and says it's everything
>thinks they have the right to choose what should be on FJ
>is actually vain enough to sign their username when it's several centimetres above

She makes an effort to draw OC comics and posts them, give her a break.
User avatar #113 to #110 - TheHutchie
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Dammit, I agree with everything you've said about lillelise, but I hate these damn comics as they have never once made me laugh.

I'll just thumb you both up and be on my way.
User avatar #114 to #113 - Katzie
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Frankly, it's incredibly rare anything makes me laugh on funnyjunk any more, but this isn't the kind of humour that makes you laugh. It's the kind of thing that should be stuffed on the side of a magazine or something, because while you can appreciate the slight humour and the drawing, it's just not something worth being the main article of your attention. But lillelise's was the most bitchy comment I've ever read, and looked solely written to satisfy her own sense of superiority.
#199 to #114 - gladiuss
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Actually this IS the kind of humour that makes me laugh. How dare you presume to speak for anyone but yourself? ******* communist.
User avatar #223 to #199 - Katzie
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I'm arrogant and petty, but I pretended to be a nice person for the period that I was ripping into the OP of this comment thread so that they would be the bad guy.
Wow, it feels odd to admit that.
#224 to #223 - gladiuss
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Bravery like that is uncommon as hell. I sarute you.
User avatar #130 to #114 - TheHutchie
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How come you and I just said the exact same ******* thing, but you get thumbed up and I get thumbed down?
#132 to #130 - Katzie
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Why do you care about the thumbs?
Thumb bandwagons are funny, since they saw my first comment being thumbed up, they'll take everything said in it for truth, namely "lillelise bad, no like lillelise." and "comic acceptable, no insult comic." Since in you're comment you're seen saying you hate the comic, you're obstructing the flow, and therefore must be burned at the stake.
I love group mentality.
< Unrelated Sinon
User avatar #226 to #132 - TheHutchie
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...Every time I think I even slightly understand people, I come here and that idea is just dashed to smithereens.
User avatar #112 to #110 - lillelise
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It is most of it. I just cant find the funny in her comics. And yeah you sign your name, just like in emails, your name is a few centimeters above, yet still you sign it, cause that is just how you do.
#115 to #112 - Katzie
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Wasn't aware this was an email. I also wasn't aware that this was so terrible that you had to get that uppity and condescending about her attempts to appease the hundreds of people that do thumb her up but don't feel the need to post their opinion.
Try being a little more compassionate about someone that enjoys what they do, and the hundreds of people that enjoy it as well and thumb it up.
<unrelated sad death star
User avatar #116 to #115 - lillelise
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Ladies and gents, what can we learn about this? Posting opinions on FJ is a bad idea.
#117 to #116 - Katzie
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Oh sorry, you're welcome to post your opinion. Just try not to be a bitch about it.
#151 to #116 - demonryder
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No I love to read the comments sometime there actually funnier than the contains are just saying I get red thumb for some of the **** I've posted on fj but attest I like to think Maine if they don't like it they might of enjoy what other ppl had to say about it even if it's bad remarks to me it don't hurt me none every one got a opinion. And a Assholes I don't get mad Wen they fart so why get mad Wen they blow air out of there other hole
#129 to #116 - Sunset
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User avatar #133 to #129 - Katzie
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Because I ask everyone I see with a username like yours this, how many notifications do you get from your name?
#134 to #133 - Sunset
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User avatar #136 to #134 - Katzie
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Orb and happiness had some bitter answers for me, glad to hear you're not under that sad, unhappy raincloud of notifications.
#137 to #136 - Sunset
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User avatar #168 - uhidk
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i actually laughed...

at how ******* bad it was.
#175 to #168 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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User avatar #180 to #175 - uhidk
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oc =/= funny
#192 to #180 - anon id: e2914ec8
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lol, sometimes i forget how much people around here ******* love reposts
User avatar #195 to #192 - uhidk
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i'm pretty sure i didn't say that lol.
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User avatar #184 to #181 - uhidk
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FP =/= funny
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#220 to #186 - awesomanium
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It is the ******* point.
This is FunnyJunk, not OCJunk.
It's nice to have OC, but as long as it's funny, OC is just a positive on the side.
User avatar #187 to #186 - uhidk
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k bye.
User avatar #207 to #175 - chadisyounggg
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That gif reminds me of tardaasa because every time i see she posts that's what I want to do to her
User avatar #208 to #207 - uhidk
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you and me both.