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Sniper. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ This actually happened to me. My wife and I were driving down the street and one of th

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

This actually happened to me. My wife and I were driving down the street and one of these crazy bastards popped up on a roof and for a millisecond, I thought it was, in fact, a sniper. Which PROVES that all of my years of Call of Duty were not spent frivolously. Also, this begs the questions; who was the target?

JUST SHE GP _ GENE IN COMMAND. MI-' } N MI
THE TARGET GOT AWAY.
THESE INFLATEABLE
WAVIER TUBE THINGS!
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#1 - kevintothemax ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Great comic, but you kinda went all Ray Rice on your wife there.
#5 to #1 - Sperit (05/05/2015) [-]
id go Ray Rice on his wife
User avatar #2 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](05/05/2015) [-]
I SAVED HER!
User avatar #3 to #2 - kevintothemax ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Should have saved her a trip to the dentist.
#6 - ldnelson (05/06/2015) [-]
That was a close one
That was a close one
User avatar #7 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](05/06/2015) [-]
I will watch this all night.
#22 to #6 - bcsaint (05/06/2015) [-]
too bad the sniper got them later
too bad the sniper got them later
#43 to #6 - girrafalopegis (05/06/2015) [-]
Better version!
Better version!
#4 - murrlogic (05/05/2015) [-]
Does this 			*******		 look like the face of mercy   
   
Its like of Satan wanted to give you the spooks before he killed you.
Does this ******* look like the face of mercy

Its like of Satan wanted to give you the spooks before he killed you.
#26 - kingdaniel (05/06/2015) [-]
Funny edit I made.
#32 to #26 - settler (05/06/2015) [-]
Boner has expanded.
#31 to #26 - anon (05/06/2015) [-]
Funnier than content.
#37 to #26 - omegadynasty (05/06/2015) [-]
**omegadynasty used "*roll picture*"**
**omegadynasty rolled image** Nice.
#33 to #26 - kaboomz (05/06/2015) [-]
i like your edits   
you should make more edits
i like your edits
you should make more edits
User avatar #38 to #33 - kingdaniel (05/06/2015) [-]
I did this a while ago.

funnyjunk.com/Untitled/funny-pictures/5519081/

Check the top comment.

Call me if you need me to edit hentai art.
#47 to #38 - kaboomz (05/06/2015) [-]
i will
i will
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#10 - anon Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - tasteofanon (05/06/2015) [-]
Hahahaha no
User avatar #15 to #11 - hotschurl (05/06/2015) [-]
damn mang the file size of your avatar must be huge
#13 to #10 - captainprincess (05/06/2015) [-]
Who cares what you think
You're not even rare
#16 to #10 - adunsaveme (05/06/2015) [-]
If they were actually unfunny then we might have a problem, sir
If they were actually unfunny then we might have a problem, sir
User avatar #41 - emperorwatergate (05/06/2015) [-]
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!

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Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!

Attract customers to your business!

Make a splash at your next presentation!

Keep grandma company!

Protect your crops!

Confuse your neighbours!

African American?

Hail a cab!

Testify in church!

Or just raise the roof!

Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are!

So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse!

Route 2 in Weekapaug!
#14 - badboyscout ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
**badboyscout used "*roll picture*"**
**badboyscout rolled image** What I would get down for
#24 to #14 - anon (05/06/2015) [-]
DO IT. FOR LORDE'S SAKE.
User avatar #19 to #14 - glitternips (05/06/2015) [-]
ECH
#35 - kannonball (05/06/2015) [-]
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**kannonball rolled image** WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM WAVING TUBE MAN!!!!
User avatar #28 - faithrider (05/06/2015) [-]
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#9 - pubbish (05/06/2015) [-]
this was a good one, congrats pal
User avatar #18 to #9 - myopicprophet [OP](05/06/2015) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #12 - arrowed (05/06/2015) [-]
im assuming she knew you were crazy already and you guys didnt have to have a long discussion about the incident
User avatar #17 to #12 - myopicprophet [OP](05/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, pretty much a daily thing.
#42 - anon (05/06/2015) [-]
>Maybe if I put boobs and a shirt that is always about to fall off, they will like me better.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exceeding (05/06/2015) [-]
Aah a fresh batch of anon, completely fresh and new to this website
User avatar #39 - unfairlybanned (05/06/2015) [-]
WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
User avatar #36 - jamesten (05/06/2015) [-]
I found out they're called air puppets
User avatar #23 - zhlandir (05/06/2015) [-]
... Plants vs Zombies - Garden Warfare?
#48 - anon (05/10/2015) [-]
Here's some funny stuff (a free game): www.cravingames.com/funny/douchebag-beach-club
#46 - bwiedieter (05/06/2015) [-]
this... doesn´t make any sense to me.
User avatar #45 - fitemeirlbro (05/06/2015) [-]
How to get thumbs
1 be myopicprophet
#40 - smegmaster (05/06/2015) [-]
hehe tiddis mmmmmmmm
op can your wife slap me with her dried up menstruation bacon
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