Smell That Smell
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IT SHELLS LIKE DEATH!
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IT SHELLS LIKE DEATH!
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barakakaka (06/01/2015) [-] Not to be confused with Mr Skeltal Saint patron of bones.
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comicexplain (06/01/2015) [-] Thought that was a pink top hat.
Then I read Zionsype's comment.
Then I read Zionsype's comment.
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ganjaclaus (06/01/2015) [-] Those nipples haunt my dreams... and no they aren't wet... Very much dry...
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jakeattack (06/01/2015) [-]
touched death didnt die?
wut
is it because he is technically dead or something
wut
is it because he is technically dead or something
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funkytrunks (06/01/2015) [-] I don't have much knowledge about deadpool, but I do know that he doesn't have adamantium in him. murrlogic was probably just confused and thought that adamantium was something else that equated one's power to regenerate.
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schneidend (06/01/2015) [-] Deadpool didn't get adamantium. They were trying to copy Wolverine's regenerative powers, which has nothing to do with the adamantium.
Wolverine's healing factor just enabled him to survive the adamantium bonding surgery.
Wolverine's healing factor just enabled him to survive the adamantium bonding surgery.
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evilpapagali (06/01/2015) [-] Actually, adamantium makes Wolverine's regeneration slower, because it's constantly fighting the adamantium back.
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Churchandtex (06/01/2015) [-] Also, it was supposed to be a joke about Thanos being cockblocked by Deadpool.
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Churchandtex (06/01/2015) [-] Nothing you said is true and you only think that because you watched the Silver Surfer cartoon.
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Churchandtex (06/01/2015) [-] I thought it was cool as **** , but a really bad place to get your understanding of comic canon ESPECIALLY when it comes to Thanos. Death is an actual entity, not a statue. And it is DEATH, not "Chaos". Galactus rightfully respects Thanos and the Silver Surfer knows to give him a wide berth.
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isradam (06/01/2015) [-] WOAH WOAH WOAH I watched the **** out of those shows, especially silver surfer since I wanted to be a surfer at the time.
My parents gave me a choice when I was little, 2 out of 3 things: Comics, Lego or Videogames.
I chose Lego and Videogames, no regrets. Therefore, I got my daily dose or marvel goodness from TV shows like these, and the occasional comic book in the library.
My parents gave me a choice when I was little, 2 out of 3 things: Comics, Lego or Videogames.
I chose Lego and Videogames, no regrets. Therefore, I got my daily dose or marvel goodness from TV shows like these, and the occasional comic book in the library.
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pointblankhits (06/01/2015) [-] **** I never knew you were the actual artist, I thought you were just a scumbag reposter
What a good day
What a good day
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shadowdmoon (06/01/2015) [-] depends, if shes on her period it would smell like decaying fish.
some girls smell like chicken, some smell like crab, some smell like flower others just like plain bo.
it varies upon whether or not the girl in question exercised & how long its been sense she cleaned herself.
some girls smell like chicken, some smell like crab, some smell like flower others just like plain bo.
it varies upon whether or not the girl in question exercised & how long its been sense she cleaned herself.
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comandante (06/01/2015) [-] dating an asian girl with a good diet. holy **** , always tastes sweet with a hint, just a hint, of salt. praise the gods.
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comandante (06/01/2015) [-] got lucky i guess. She is very chinese though, and she says i make her laugh
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arikel (06/01/2015) [-] Have you ever smelt a foul smelling groin? I have. "Smells like death" Is an understatement.
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anon (06/01/2015) [-]
my ex was overweight and wore granny pants at age 20, and dear christ she ******* reeked sometimes, i can't understand it how people can go around like that.
my current GF moans at me for being a 'clean freak' but it s like, OK I just took out the garbage and had a massive dump and you want me to rub ya clit with fdirty mits give you the stankfinger sure thing !
my current GF moans at me for being a 'clean freak' but it s like, OK I just took out the garbage and had a massive dump and you want me to rub ya clit with fdirty mits give you the stankfinger sure thing !
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anon (06/01/2015) [-]
A few times when I was about to give my boyfriend a blowjob, I whipped his dick out right in my face. The emanating from his crotch was like raw sewage and garbage dump on a hot sunny day. I asked him if something had died between his balls,
Almost made me end things, since it made me question his hygiene habits..
Girls do NOT want to smell, let alone taste, a dirty cock.
Almost made me end things, since it made me question his hygiene habits..
Girls do NOT want to smell, let alone taste, a dirty cock.
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] It's stuff like this that makes me scared to get intimate with men. What happens if I ****** smell like that. I can't smell anything, am I just used to smelling bad or do I really not smell bad, I don't bloody know.
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] Isn't everyone nervous about smelling bad despite having good hygiene? or am I too paranoid again
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analsprinkles (06/01/2015) [-] not really
the basic **** goes a long way
take a nice shower before you head out
put some good perfume on
maybe put some nice smelling lotion on your skin too
as for the fish taco situation there are several intimate hygiene products available at drugstores and supermarkets
i usually smell like weed and perfume and the combination is awesome
the basic **** goes a long way
take a nice shower before you head out
put some good perfume on
maybe put some nice smelling lotion on your skin too
as for the fish taco situation there are several intimate hygiene products available at drugstores and supermarkets
i usually smell like weed and perfume and the combination is awesome
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] I shower every day and wash very thoroughly, I wear deodorant and bodyspray, I put lotion on my legs after I shave, wash my hands a lot, occasionally put on some nice smelling handcream and yet I still worry, I'm just a nervous mess.
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analsprinkles (06/01/2015) [-] sounds more like confidence issues rather than hygiene
if you do all that **** chances are you smell good all day
most people usually don't even notice that **** unless they gotta spend lots of time in close quarters with you and even then you're doing good if you do all the stuff you say you do
also you don't have to worry so much what people think of you
they stink too
if you do all that **** chances are you smell good all day
most people usually don't even notice that **** unless they gotta spend lots of time in close quarters with you and even then you're doing good if you do all the stuff you say you do
also you don't have to worry so much what people think of you
they stink too
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] some people do stink much worse than I, that is a true fact
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analsprinkles (06/01/2015) [-] exactly!
the queen of hygiene gives not a **** about the squawks of the smelly peasant fags!
the queen of hygiene gives not a **** about the squawks of the smelly peasant fags!
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blandbland (06/01/2015) [-] Showering everyday seems like two much we are suppose to be somewhat dirty because well all animals are as long as you shower once every three days you should be fine also guys usually like the smell of a horny girl (I am a guy BTW)
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privatepumpanickel (06/01/2015) [-] from personal experience I will share with you probably a little too much information from my perspective.
During a period (no pun lel) of my life where I most of the time did not have easy access to warm water, I found myself too lazy to stay as clean and as ...shaved as I should have. The main factor I found was the shaving. Unfortunately for women shaving tends to be more for hygiene reasons as it attracts - along with the not cleaning for days - what can only be described as a strong musty scent. I would lace the crotch of my shorts with deodarant to no avail. I think it possibly could be proven that it's harder for us to keep away bodily smells. Although I don't know from a male perspective how the same issues are dealt with (wether it's easier/harder or quicker..)
During a period (no pun lel) of my life where I most of the time did not have easy access to warm water, I found myself too lazy to stay as clean and as ...shaved as I should have. The main factor I found was the shaving. Unfortunately for women shaving tends to be more for hygiene reasons as it attracts - along with the not cleaning for days - what can only be described as a strong musty scent. I would lace the crotch of my shorts with deodarant to no avail. I think it possibly could be proven that it's harder for us to keep away bodily smells. Although I don't know from a male perspective how the same issues are dealt with (wether it's easier/harder or quicker..)
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jaigurudevaom (06/01/2015) [-] Good ideas that work on me
-Shower before, just use water to clean your hooha
-Drink pineapple juice
-A tiny bit of perfume between your thighs
-Shower before, just use water to clean your hooha
-Drink pineapple juice
-A tiny bit of perfume between your thighs
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shinyarmor (06/01/2015) [-] you will smell. all women do. he will tolerate it, if he cares enough. and he should be honest. it helps you know the signs.
its nothing to worry about, your vagina should never be the first impression on a man anyways.
its nothing to worry about, your vagina should never be the first impression on a man anyways.
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technobanana (06/01/2015) [-] Send me some of your underwear in the post I will tell you how it smells
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] Sure thing, friend. Wow, what a wonderful service you're offering.
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technobanana (06/01/2015) [-] Now I hope you know I was joking because that would be a ******* weird thing to do... kinky but weird.
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anotherhaloguy (06/01/2015) [-] Just think, if you didn't bother to shower before you met up with the guy then you probably aren't going to let him have hit face in your crotch in the first place....
However I dont have room to speak I have very little sense of smell
However I dont have room to speak I have very little sense of smell
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] I wouldn't let anyone hit face with my crotch anyway because tongues are grim and I don't want them touching me lol
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technobanana (06/01/2015) [-] Are you 12? Because legit your an idiot a tounge on clit is one of the best feelings in the world
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Skwurll (06/01/2015) [-]
It's just hygiene, it's a little more complicated for women, cause their stuff is internal, but just be clean. Use warm water and a small amount of gentle diluted soap for inside your girly bits. Don't use anything with strong chemicals, because that'll **** up your ph and actually make it smell worse. In fact, you can get by fine with warm water.
Make sure you get the smegma that can build up in the folds of the labia/clitoral hood, these parts will be very sensitive, so it may be best to use a soft cloth or a gentle touch with your fingertips. Trim any pubic hair. You don't have to go bald down there, but hair will hold a scent, so keep it short.
Do not use an electric razor around your labia, the skin is loose and will catch in the razor. Use a safety razor and slow, short movements.
Lastly, make sure you wipe well after using the bathroom, no one wants to go down on the scent of old urine.
For guys
Pull back foreskin (if you've got one) wash gently with soap and warm water.
Make sure you get the smegma around the head and in the folds of the foreskin.
Wash your scrotum, especially between the penis and scrotum, and between the anus and scrotum.
Again, keep pubes trimmed. You can get a cheap adjustable electric razor for $20.
Do not use an electric razor on your scrotum. The skin is loose and will get caught in the razor. Instead, use a safety razor (standard non-sweeney todd razor) and apply shaving cream to scrotum, keep the skin pulled tight and shave normally.
For both
If you're gonna go bald down there, use an electric trimmer or waxing on the upper pubic area. A safety razor will leave 90% of the population with red, painful razor burn.
This has been Skwurll's hygiene tips, making the world one step closer to eliminating rotten crotch.
Make sure you get the smegma that can build up in the folds of the labia/clitoral hood, these parts will be very sensitive, so it may be best to use a soft cloth or a gentle touch with your fingertips. Trim any pubic hair. You don't have to go bald down there, but hair will hold a scent, so keep it short.
Do not use an electric razor around your labia, the skin is loose and will catch in the razor. Use a safety razor and slow, short movements.
Lastly, make sure you wipe well after using the bathroom, no one wants to go down on the scent of old urine.
For guys
Pull back foreskin (if you've got one) wash gently with soap and warm water.
Make sure you get the smegma around the head and in the folds of the foreskin.
Wash your scrotum, especially between the penis and scrotum, and between the anus and scrotum.
Again, keep pubes trimmed. You can get a cheap adjustable electric razor for $20.
Do not use an electric razor on your scrotum. The skin is loose and will get caught in the razor. Instead, use a safety razor (standard non-sweeney todd razor) and apply shaving cream to scrotum, keep the skin pulled tight and shave normally.
For both
If you're gonna go bald down there, use an electric trimmer or waxing on the upper pubic area. A safety razor will leave 90% of the population with red, painful razor burn.
This has been Skwurll's hygiene tips, making the world one step closer to eliminating rotten crotch.
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privatepumpanickel (06/01/2015) [-] I use plenty of shower gel and hot water and I have no issues with red bumps
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sweetellie (06/01/2015) [-] When I started washing with just the warm water instead of soap, I did stop noticing any unpleasant smells, I must say.
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Skwurll (06/01/2015) [-]
Soap is a basic substance on the PH scale, which, when the vagina is exposed to such, it tries to counteract this by becoming more acidic, leading to a stronger more "musky" smell that many people find unpleasant.
However, some women naturally have a PH imbalance. If this is the case, any doctor or pharmacy can get you medication (such as vagisil) to fix it.
Or, you can order online, if you're embarrassed.
It's better to be a little embarrassed and fix it, than avoid all sexual contact because you're afraid of judgement.
There's nothing embarrassing about making yourself more healthy.
However, some women naturally have a PH imbalance. If this is the case, any doctor or pharmacy can get you medication (such as vagisil) to fix it.
Or, you can order online, if you're embarrassed.
It's better to be a little embarrassed and fix it, than avoid all sexual contact because you're afraid of judgement.
There's nothing embarrassing about making yourself more healthy.
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melolicious (06/01/2015) [-] **melolicious used "*roll picture*"**
**melolicious rolled image** why would she be doing anything with a dude who has such weird nips in the first place?
**melolicious rolled image** why would she be doing anything with a dude who has such weird nips in the first place?
