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Sleep Real Estate. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ I’ve learned over the years that the later you come to bed after your bed-m

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

I’ve learned over the years that the later you come to bed after your bed-mate, the worse it is for you.

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I DECIDED TD MAKE THIS HANDY CHART.
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Submitted:	06/16/2015

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#6 - dalgaard (06/16/2015) [-]

yea

totally

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#8 - dalgaard (06/16/2015) [-]

+13

#53 to #8 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]

You idiot, you can clearly feel its not a person by hugging a single pillow. Youre supposed to prop 2 up behind you. Its much more realistic good god am i lonely

#68 to #53 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]

or a body pillow

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#25 to #8 - apellon (06/17/2015) [-]

it's too real

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#4 - lype (06/16/2015) [-]

photoshoping at the speed of sound

why do i do this

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#32 to #4 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]

becuase we like it

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#61 to #4 - foxdragon (06/17/2015) [-]

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#39 to #4 - donbionicle (06/17/2015) [-]

Corners of the pillows aren't nipples. 0/10

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#11 - letrollzor (06/16/2015) [-]

There aren't even nipples in this comic. Stop wasting my time OP

#18 to #11 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]

>>#4,

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#12 - legayunicorn (06/16/2015) [-]

Thanks for the chart, but few of us will have to actually worry about this.

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#7 - ubercookieboy (06/16/2015) [-]

*Ahem*

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#9 to #7 - lype (06/16/2015) [-]

>>#4 gotta go fast

#10 to #9 - ubercookieboy (06/16/2015) [-]

Someone, somewhere on Funnjunk has his nipples saved as an image.

#34 to #10 - sojasen (06/17/2015) [-]

someone?

#41 to #10 - potatot ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]

i may or may not have them saved.

#43 to #9 - valourinfj (06/17/2015) [-]

Anyone notice that comment 4 is the most refereed to on any post.

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#35 - iliketires (06/17/2015) [-]

I don't get it guys. Who cares if she wants you to sleep on the couch? It's your place too and you own the bed so if I want to sleep on my ******* bed I'm going to sleep on my ******* bed. What is she gonna do not **** me? I have years of masturbation practice under my belt.

#49 to #35 - redclover ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]

it's pretty obvious that you've never lived with a significant other

#40 to #35 - sugoi (06/17/2015) [-]

Regular people tend to be willing to make sacrifices so that the people they care about are happy. Not everyone likes confrontations over something so small.

#26 - ashedust (06/17/2015) [-]

See... by 1am, you might as well just play one more round of League. Or take another 200 turns in Civ. Or complete one last mission in XCOM.

At that point, sleep is for the week. Just stay up all night.

#1 - bismarcksback (06/16/2015) [-]

Meh.

#5 to #1 - bismarcksback (06/16/2015) [-]

#13 to #1 - puns (06/16/2015) [-]

#15 to #13 - bismarcksback (06/16/2015) [-]

meh.

#16 to #15 - puns (06/16/2015) [-]

you're right i should have went with a classic

#17 to #16 - bismarcksback (06/16/2015) [-]

Saved.

#21 to #17 - puns (06/17/2015) [-]

#47 to #21 - bismarcksback (06/17/2015) [-]

Well, at least we have something in common.

#2 - taggen (06/16/2015) [-]

Inb4 someone makes a joke about not having a GF/wife/S.O and not knowing what its like.

#42 - bazda (06/17/2015) [-]

Or you could just be with someone who treats you like a human being....
call me crazy.

#44 to #42 - angelusprimus (06/17/2015) [-]

Or, you could have enough respect for your wife/gf to not try to crawl in the bed hours after she went to sleep and wake her up.
Believe it or not, living with someone means compromise.
My wife has absolutely no problem if I was at work, but if I was ******* around on the computer and wake her up there will be a fight. Unnecessary fight. So I sleep in the living room.
And so does she if she was the one who decided to mess around while I went to sleep cos I have to be up early.
Its a basic rule for a good relationship, not "wimmin opress us!"

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#51 to #44 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]

If your wife is taking up the whole bed, it's her problem if she is woken up, simple as that. You should not have to sleep on the couch just because you go to bed at different times. If she has an issue with it, she should be the one to sleep on the damn couch, or insist that you get separate beds. Same if the roles are reversed.

I'm saying "you" in the general sense. If you've found a system that works for both of you, then whatever.

#52 to #51 - angelusprimus (06/17/2015) [-]

I don't think you get it, its not that she is taking up the whole bed, its that getting in bed will wake her up. Unless you are some sort of a ninja who can get in bed without disturbing it.
And if you look at the OP's comic its gender neutral, it also means that if wife is the one getting in late enough, its her who gets to sleep on the couch.
Its simply a matter of loving and respecting your spouse enough to not want to disturb their rest or get into an unnecessary fights.

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#54 to #52 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]

Did you even view the content? It's very clearly about her taking up the bed, and you therefore being forced to wake her up so that she'll stick to her side. Or, rather, it's about whipped husbands sleeping on the couch. The only reason why sneaking into bed wouldn't work is if your spouse is a light sleeper. Even if I'm woken up in the middle of the night by my girlfriend, I rarely remember it, or it simply doesn't bother me, because I get right back to sleep.

You can take your very statement, and reverse it, saying that it's about loving and respecting your spouse enough not to throw a hissyfit because they decided to go to bed later, after you having taken up the entire bed. I agree, it would be an unnecessary fight, so don't ******* start it.

#55 to #54 - angelusprimus (06/17/2015) [-]

Look idea that just wives send husbands to the couch is only in heads of people who still think women should stay at home and raise kids.

My wife has spent more than her share of nights on the couch, and in every marriage where I'm close enough to people to ask its the same.

Here is the thing. People work. Both men and women (unless you are dumb enough to marry someone who won't work and wants your money, in that case anything you get is your own fault). Not everyone sleeps well, actually the fact that you can shrug off completely that someone woke you up is goddamn near a superpower, I honestly met only one person who is that deep a sleeper in my life.

So when you know that someone needs to get up in a couple of hours, and you know that they will not get the rest they need, you don't go and **** up their sleep. If you have even a bit of love for them.

#58 to #42 - anon (06/17/2015) [-]

Not all of us are gay.

#31 - chaoticlaw (06/17/2015) [-]

There's no way I could sleep like that. Whenever I go to sleep, I have my sister and little girl with me, tangled up in an impossible mess of limbs and exhaustion.

I have legit trouble sleeping any other way.