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Shit That Never Happened. I've never spent as long on a comic as I have on this one. Seriously.. I didn't clock myself, but this is definitely the first time I'

I've never spent as long on a comic as I have on this one. Seriously.. I didn't clock myself, but this is definitely the first time I've spent more than a day on one. It probably doesn't even show since my wrist has been forcing me to take several breaks from it. I even have to see a doctor about this **** . It's not comic-related though, I broke it a few years back, and I've been pretty bad at rehabilitating it.. like the idiot I am..
And yes, I realise the last panel is from a meme, suck my cancerous dick..

There's plenty of cameos and easter eggs in this one, let's see how many you spot!
Have a good one FJ

i I One adult, please.
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User avatar #126 - binomancha (04/29/2014) [-]
why is she wet down there?
did she pee?
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User avatar #154 to #126 - capslockrage ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
when a woman gets sexually aroused her vagina secretes a liquid, it's the same type of liquid that a man secretes that is called "pre-seminal fluid" or commonly referred to as "pre-cum"
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User avatar #245 to #154 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
precum has sperm in it and is relatively different

It's mucus to provide natural lubrication
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User avatar #314 to #245 - capslockrage ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
yes but they're both used for the same things

it's more for protecting the sperm from the walls of the urethra and the vagina because they have some acid on them from the pee which will kill the sperm
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User avatar #316 to #314 - capslockrage ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
well I guess it wouldn't need that for the vagina, but it helps in the penis
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User avatar #376 to #316 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was going to say, girls don't pee from their vaginas.

For girls, it's a form of mucus secreted by internal mucus membranes in the vagina which provide lube so that sex does not hurt the female or male's genitalia. If a tear in the vaginal wall happens it could be lethal, since air is being shoved in and out with the penis.
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User avatar #393 to #376 - binomancha (04/30/2014) [-]
i just like the fact you guys took time to explain this to me lmao
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User avatar #450 to #376 - themlgamingem (11/21/2015) [-]
What is this, sex-Ed?
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User avatar #451 to #450 - elcreepo (11/22/2015) [-]
****** this content is nearly a year old

**** off
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#6 - zahnrad (04/28/2014) [-]
How rude.
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User avatar #328 to #6 - kungfulouie (04/29/2014) [-]
How about the "everybody on this bus" line?
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#369 to #77 - wimwam (04/29/2014) [-]
And your mother's unborn fetus
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User avatar #4 - edlias (04/28/2014) [-]
It's like OP dove into the head of an autistic teen and materialized his inner dream into the shape of a comic.
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#57 to #4 - ramnarainy (04/29/2014) [-]
OP is an autistic teen.
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User avatar #173 to #57 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm a grown-ass autistic man, thank you very much
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#275 to #173 - DeLaGunA (04/29/2014) [-]
more like man-child
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User avatar #350 to #275 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
touché
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User avatar #292 to #173 - djjeroenski (04/29/2014) [-]
dat comeback tho
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User avatar #432 to #173 - zaps (01/02/2015) [-]
me too, and bipolar. Kinda sucks but im dealing
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#157 to #4 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
what is your peoples obsession with making fun of autistic people?
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User avatar #160 to #157 - edlias (04/29/2014) [-]
People constantly make Hitler jokes, 9/11 jokes, minority jokes, and more all the time. Just don't let some stranger's comment on the internet bother you.
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User avatar #361 to #4 - snickerbones (04/29/2014) [-]
I've never seen a comment with over 1000 thumbs!
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User avatar #375 to #361 - edlias (04/29/2014) [-]
this was posted yesterday, part of me wants to beat it
www.funnyjunk.com/Loved+this+gif+LOL/funny-gifs/5117945/2
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User avatar #408 to #375 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
congrats mate, you beat it
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User avatar #409 to #408 - edlias (06/07/2014) [-]
thanks man I didnt even notice, keep up the great content!
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User avatar #410 to #409 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
haha, I just noticed myself. Thanks man, I'll do my best
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User avatar #86 to #4 - thepizzadevourer (04/29/2014) [-]
Aw, c'mon, most of us have imagined ourselves doing something exactly like this (hopefully sans trilby though).
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User avatar #137 to #86 - threeeighteen ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
At school, with ninja assassin's coming to.... *gasp* assassinate me because I'm the last surviving member of a bloodline destined to save the world from the space gerbils from Pluto.
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#223 to #137 - jusmumbo (04/29/2014) [-]
What a retarded fantasy.

The homosexual nazi lions from under the sea are the real threat.
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User avatar #12 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
This made me physically uncomfortable
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#16 to #12 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
mission accomplished
mission accomplished
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User avatar #18 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
hahaha
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#9 - swarthywaffles (04/28/2014) [-]
That was wonderful. Have some thumbs.
That was wonderful. Have some thumbs.
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User avatar #34 to #9 - megaton (04/28/2014) [-]
the fudge is dis tentacle[spoiler] gobbler from [/spoiler]
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#165 to #9 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
as bad as ponies you weird ****
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User avatar #31 to #9 - whatareyouon ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
sauce?
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User avatar #33 to #31 - hyeroshi (04/28/2014) [-]
That's Queen's Blade. Not porn, but almost porn.
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#132 to #33 - rebaj (04/29/2014) [-]
Anymore specific? Cuz i can't find that exact scene. Furthermore i just can't get into that anime for some odd reason
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User avatar #133 to #132 - hyeroshi (04/29/2014) [-]
I only reverse image searched it and found the source. I never really cared for the show myself.
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#134 to #133 - rebaj (04/29/2014) [-]
how do you reverse search?
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User avatar #139 to #134 - hyeroshi (04/29/2014) [-]
Either save the image and upload it to Google search or right click the image and press 'S'
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#60 to #9 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
...Sauce?
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#164 to #60 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
killyourself
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#178 to #9 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
This is Nyx from Queen's Blade. Couldn't find sauce on gif though. just google image search her for surprisingly more of the same.
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#429 to #296 - anon (12/04/2014) [-]
I misty fap to this.*
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#167 to #9 - olias (04/29/2014) [-]
MFW This gif is okay
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#26 to #9 - salsawin (04/28/2014) [-]
[discomfort intensifies]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
took the words (sadly not tentacles) right out of my mouth
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#107 - curveball (04/29/2014) [-]
Her face when she gets wet.
Her face when she gets wet.
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#98 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
I mean, I'm like 80% sure it's what he would have said in this situation.
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#38 - thorlike (04/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
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#72 to #38 - gilbreak (04/29/2014) [-]
Goldfinger, mmmmmyes perfect wall pooper size
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#104 to #38 - curveball (04/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
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#180 to #104 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,716**

Solid gold.
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#25 - blacklisthunta (04/28/2014) [-]
Just to make the story just a little bit more believable
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#335 to #25 - girlcock (04/29/2014) [-]
It's funny because blacks
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User avatar #370 to #25 - tehlulzbringer (04/29/2014) [-]
this isn't believable
buses have cameras
even a dumb ***** wouldn't rob a bus without a mask
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#247 to #25 - flogme (04/29/2014) [-]
**** man, i just laughed so hard i woke the house up.
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User avatar #43 to #25 - dacrimsonfucker (04/28/2014) [-]
but it's **** that never happened
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#323 to #25 - kungfulouie (04/29/2014) [-]
I also tried to fix for believability
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#87 - joshlol (04/29/2014) [-]
The real ending

in all seriousness it was my pleasure to be able to approve this for OC - well done
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User avatar #145 to #87 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks a lot mate
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#293 to #87 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
it was your privilege
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User avatar #294 to #293 - joshlol (04/29/2014) [-]
ha
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#124 to #87 - mrsnowballs (04/29/2014) [-]
Anime pro
Anime pro
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#14 - FligFlag (04/28/2014) [-]
I kind of think this could be useful at some point, well I hope it will.
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User avatar #242 to #14 - thatguywithpants (04/29/2014) [-]
Somehow I don't think this will be relevant ever again..

Unless someone makes another neckbeard-fantasy comic
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#368 to #242 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
smh did you even read the title?
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#317 to #14 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
*ding*
What are... things that will never ever happen.
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#318 to #317 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
The content rather, not it's use in the future
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#307 to #14 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
Wait til someone rolls this
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#141 - sprites (04/29/2014) [-]
this is the best i got
and im so ashamed.
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#162 to #141 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
youre a virgin shut up
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#166 to #162 - sprites (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks anon. i wasnt planning on crying tonight. unless it was through my penis cause you know. masterbation.
thanks anon. i wasnt planning on crying tonight.
unless it was through my penis
cause you know. masterbation.
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#325 to #141 - kungfulouie (04/29/2014) [-]
I made one too. Notice the subtle shift towards realism
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#168 to #141 - walcorn ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Well then
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#20 - danjazown (04/28/2014) [-]
these 3 panels are my new favorite thing out of everything you've made so far
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#3 - snohball (04/28/2014) [-]
Christ, these are getting more and more detailed, better every time. As always, take my thumb.
Christ, these are getting more and more detailed, better every time.

As always, take my thumb.
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#193 - relishattack (04/29/2014) [-]
Finally i can use this.
Finally i can use this.
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User avatar #228 to #193 - douevensax (04/29/2014) [-]
.XSniparsXx:. is life.
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#232 to #193 - theshade (04/29/2014) [-]
That hit marker
That hit marker
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#277 - paraptor (04/29/2014) [-]
**paraptor rolled image** M´lady
**paraptor rolled image** M´lady
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#289 to #277 - guanyu ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
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#47 - chrismamaril (04/28/2014) [-]
this is what happened to the girl.
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User avatar #102 to #47 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/29/2014) [-]
Holy **** , this explains so much...
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#305 - Dave Cee (04/29/2014) [-]
**Dave Cee rolled image** m'lady
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