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User avatar #2 - ScottP (04/24/2014) [-]
My first date ever was to the pool that was across the street from my house. And my date came over just as I was throwing out the garbage. Then she walked with me to the dumpster before we went swimming in the pool.

I have no idea why she put up with me for over a year lol
User avatar #14 to #2 - jajathezombie (04/25/2014) [-]
My first date was at a minigolf course that I got banned from. Worst part is, I won a free game but I couldn't use it.
User avatar #17 to #14 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
How did you get banned from a minigolf course?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him hard, just lightly tapped him on the back of the calf, but he freaked out and started screaming bloody ****** like someone was pulling off his ******* fingernails. Then this niggress landwhale who is apparently the birthgiver of this child starts getting all up in my jimmies about how I dun ****** up her son and they're gonna sue me for everything I was worth. So I told her she was being ridiculous but she started swinging her coconuts at me and I just kind of backed off. Anyway the guy I was with tried to step in, but he was high off his ass on oxy and fell into a pond. At this point the staff came up, and niggress landwhale started yelling at them about me and this high-as-balls half-drowning douchebag, and her kid was still crying, and we both got ******** off the course and told not to come back.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
User avatar #4 to #2 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I think it sounds about on par. My dates were equally uneventful Unless you count how incredibly awkward I was the whole time.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ScottP (04/24/2014) [-]
I was awkward in every single on of mine too haha
#3 to #2 - devout feminist (04/24/2014) [-]
My first date was..oh, wait...
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