She gives me butterflies.. You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/ My wife always made me feel nervous, kind of like I wanted to crap my pa comic webcomic Comic Strip funny humor cartoon Relationships Dating
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She gives me butterflies.

You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

My wife always made me feel nervous, kind of like I wanted to crap my pants, puke and masturbate all at the same time. Until we had our first date. I was surprised as to how easily I could talk to (and kiss) the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen and not feel like the nervousness and discomfort outweighed being around the girl.

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Submitted: 04/24/2014
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User avatar #2 - ScottP (04/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My first date ever was to the pool that was across the street from my house. And my date came over just as I was throwing out the garbage. Then she walked with me to the dumpster before we went swimming in the pool.

I have no idea why she put up with me for over a year lol
User avatar #7 - MrDeadiron (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wait, these are yours?
#1 - randomwanker (04/24/2014) [-]
**randomwanker rolled image** MFW mexican food
#10 - pkmntrainerdani (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My first date wasn't that great. The guy I was with was kinda shy and awkward so he didn't know what to do or say to me but I thought it was cute.We went to a big festival type thing and had a lot of fun anyway I fell in love with him and we were together for around a year and he ended up cheating on me twice. He really wasn't the kind of person I'd expect to cheat but he did
My first date wasn't that great. The guy I was with was kinda shy and awkward so he didn't know what to do or say to me but I thought it was cute.We went to a big festival type thing and had a lot of fun anyway I fell in love with him and we were together for around a year and he ended up cheating on me twice. He really wasn't the kind of person I'd expect to cheat but he did
User avatar #15 - wankface (04/25/2014) [-]
on my first real date I took her to a Turisas concert, which was badass because we were both pretty into folk metal at the time, now, at folk metal concerts you get a lot of people wearing full medieval-style body armour and I got taken to the hospital because I broke my nose in a pit when I smashed it off someone's helmet, but I digress...

shortly after she left me for some emo faggot kid, you know the type, and that sucked I guess. Idk, this was about last week so I guess I had to get it off my chest
#6 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I had a girlfriend once.
She was nice, wasn't the prettiest but I didn't care, hell she even put up with my love of Fallout 3. Thimgs were going fantastic, and as soon as we would get out of high school, I would've asked her to marry me. But then I came home one night, and my sister told me that my girlfriend called to say goodbye.
I haven't seen her since. I wonder if she's okay...
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