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She gives me butterflies.. You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/ My wife always made me feel nervous, kind of like I wanted to crap my pa

You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

My wife always made me feel nervous, kind of like I wanted to crap my pants, puke and masturbate all at the same time. Until we had our first date. I was surprised as to how easily I could talk to (and kiss) the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen and not feel like the nervousness and discomfort outweighed being around the girl.

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User avatar #2 - ScottP
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(04/24/2014) [-]
My first date ever was to the pool that was across the street from my house. And my date came over just as I was throwing out the garbage. Then she walked with me to the dumpster before we went swimming in the pool.

I have no idea why she put up with me for over a year lol
#3 to #2 - anon id: 9f1b5653
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(04/24/2014) [-]
My first date was..oh, wait...
User avatar #14 to #2 - jajathezombie
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(04/25/2014) [-]
My first date was at a minigolf course that I got banned from. Worst part is, I won a free game but I couldn't use it.
User avatar #17 to #14 - ScottP
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(04/25/2014) [-]
How did you get banned from a minigolf course?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jajathezombie
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him hard, just lightly tapped him on the back of the calf, but he freaked out and started screaming bloody murder like someone was pulling off his ******* fingernails. Then this ******** landwhale who is apparently the birthgiver of this child starts getting all up in my jimmies about how I dun ****** up her son and they're gonna sue me for everything I was worth. So I told her she was being ridiculous but she started swinging her coconuts at me and I just kind of backed off. Anyway the guy I was with tried to step in, but he was high off his ass on oxy and fell into a pond. At this point the staff came up, and ******** landwhale started yelling at them about me and this high-as-balls half-drowning douchebag, and her kid was still crying, and we both got escorted off the course and told not to come back.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ScottP
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
User avatar #4 to #2 - myopicprophet [OP]
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I think it sounds about on par. My dates were equally uneventful Unless you count how incredibly awkward I was the whole time.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ScottP
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I was awkward in every single on of mine too haha
User avatar #7 - MrDeadiron
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Wait, these are yours?
User avatar #8 to #7 - myopicprophet [OP]
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My comics? Yes? Is that what you mean?
User avatar #9 to #8 - MrDeadiron
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(04/25/2014) [-]
But they're actually funny, but that...doesn't/..2$%#W this site...NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 - randomwanker
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**randomwanker rolled image** MFW mexican food
#10 - pkmntrainerdani
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(04/25/2014) [-]
My first date wasn't that great. The guy I was with was kinda shy and awkward so he didn't know what to do or say to me but I thought it was cute.We went to a big festival type thing and had a lot of fun anyway I fell in love with him and we were together for around a year and he ended up cheating on me twice. He really wasn't the kind of person I'd expect to cheat but he did
My first date wasn't that great. The guy I was with was kinda shy and awkward so he didn't know what to do or say to me but I thought it was cute.We went to a big festival type thing and had a lot of fun anyway I fell in love with him and we were together for around a year and he ended up cheating on me twice. He really wasn't the kind of person I'd expect to cheat but he did
User avatar #11 to #10 - myopicprophet [OP]
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear it. Been there. Leaves a scar
User avatar #13 to #11 - pkmntrainerdani
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Wanna talk about it? And I Know. It's been about 3 years and I still fell bad thinking about him. I avoid eye contact and completely avoid him whenever I seem him and it sucks
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User avatar #15 - wankface
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on my first real date I took her to a Turisas concert, which was badass because we were both pretty into folk metal at the time, now, at folk metal concerts you get a lot of people wearing full medieval-style body armour and I got taken to the hospital because I broke my nose in a pit when I smashed it off someone's helmet, but I digress...

shortly after she left me for some emo faggot kid, you know the type, and that sucked I guess. Idk, this was about last week so I guess I had to get it off my chest
#6 - anon id: 8bc34bab
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I had a girlfriend once.
She was nice, wasn't the prettiest but I didn't care, hell she even put up with my love of Fallout 3. Thimgs were going fantastic, and as soon as we would get out of high school, I would've asked her to marry me. But then I came home one night, and my sister told me that my girlfriend called to say goodbye.
I haven't seen her since. I wonder if she's okay...
#12 to #6 - nemesisapoc
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