Sexy Halloween
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#14
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zahidlol (10/29/2015) [-] 
Oh god, actual nipples in the comic!
You're going to put some of us out of business man!
You're going to put some of us out of business man!
#52 to #14
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therockofshame (10/30/2015) [-] You could always change it from a graveyard into a nippleyard.
#61 to #14
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twiddlediddle (10/30/2015) [-] I always get a laugh out of that image, I just can't help myself lol
#21 to #17
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myopicprophet [OP](10/29/2015) [-] No, I have an irrational fear of planes so I DID do one about a dude-bro plane sexually harassing me
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anon (10/30/2015) [-] Yet another one... sex joke... your originality just shines, doesn't it? Yeah I am posting as ANON because OP blocked me for pointing out that all his **** is a sex joke after sex joke and guess the next one... sex joke...
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anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Other anon here:
What is wrong with sex jokes, mate?
Some find'em funny, is all.
If you don't like'em, just remember: you're the consumer.
You can switch comics pretty much any time you like.
Telling myopicprophet to make a non-sex joke-comic
is like telling a talented hentai-artist he should draw real manga.
Don't like the product? Shop somewhere else you wanker.
What is wrong with sex jokes, mate?
Some find'em funny, is all.
If you don't like'em, just remember: you're the consumer.
You can switch comics pretty much any time you like.
Telling myopicprophet to make a non-sex joke-comic
is like telling a talented hentai-artist he should draw real manga.
Don't like the product? Shop somewhere else you wanker.
#42 to #40
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anon (10/30/2015) [-]
So myopicprophet is somehow hurting you?
Well, did he made you read his comic?
To stay with your argument:
YOU walked to that person, a person, who you knew had a rock and the tendency to hit people with it!
And somehow you've not only have apparently done that enough times to see a pattern (he's gonna hit you with that rock), but you also complain that he still does it!
There, I used your argument for more clarity you're still a tosser
Well, did he made you read his comic?
To stay with your argument:
YOU walked to that person, a person, who you knew had a rock and the tendency to hit people with it!
And somehow you've not only have apparently done that enough times to see a pattern (he's gonna hit you with that rock), but you also complain that he still does it!
There, I used your argument for more clarity you're still a tosser
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kanatana (10/29/2015) [-] **kanatana used "*roll picture*"**
**kanatana rolled image** This is the costume I wear while having sex in a graveyard.
**kanatana rolled image** This is the costume I wear while having sex in a graveyard.
#79 to #19
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ogthegreat (10/30/2015) [-] This new 52 Batgirl origins story is looking prett complex.
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anon (10/30/2015) [-]
I worked at the cemetery for about 3 months. there actually was a couple that came to make out in the parking lot and behind the crematorium. they would come about once in a few weeks.
not judging, like whatever floats your boat I guess, but remember that there is a lot of pretty ****** up relatives of the dead, and believe me when I say that some of them are really ****** up. like, I brought wrong flowers to the "lookout" grave I can't pick the flowers btw and I got so much hate on me.
the most I hated was some goth kids, believe it or not. I guess I belong to the similar clique or something like that, but I can't stand some people who act like every day is halloween and everything is grim dark and they **** bats.
anyway. I lost some "friends" more like contacts. when I said to them that they taking pictures in the graveyard next to a grave and posing sexily against is just disgusting and degrading to the dead, but more than that it can hurt the relatives really badly to see someone doing something like that to their beloved ones resting place. I've seen grown men burst out in tears because a bird pooped on his sons grave.
I don't know about you, but I too resent the idea that when I die, some angsty teenager poses against my grave and posts the pictures online. go get your cool points somewhere else, zit-faced emo faggot.
not judging, like whatever floats your boat I guess, but remember that there is a lot of pretty ****** up relatives of the dead, and believe me when I say that some of them are really ****** up. like, I brought wrong flowers to the "lookout" grave I can't pick the flowers btw and I got so much hate on me.
the most I hated was some goth kids, believe it or not. I guess I belong to the similar clique or something like that, but I can't stand some people who act like every day is halloween and everything is grim dark and they **** bats.
anyway. I lost some "friends" more like contacts. when I said to them that they taking pictures in the graveyard next to a grave and posing sexily against is just disgusting and degrading to the dead, but more than that it can hurt the relatives really badly to see someone doing something like that to their beloved ones resting place. I've seen grown men burst out in tears because a bird pooped on his sons grave.
I don't know about you, but I too resent the idea that when I die, some angsty teenager poses against my grave and posts the pictures online. go get your cool points somewhere else, zit-faced emo faggot.
#38
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Byte ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-] Having sex in the woods during a storm is an incredible primal feeling. Highly recommended.
#75
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raamageddon (10/30/2015) [-] Okay. I've kinda been biting my tongue on this one for a while, but.
Your drawing style is cool. You have skill. I find some of your stuff funny.
But when it comes to the sex thing, you've beat the absolute **** out of a dead horse. I've started skipping these altogether because I know the punchline will boil down to "hurrdurr sex" and that's pretty weak in my book, and not terribly creative or original.
I mean a sex joke every now and again can be funny, but this entire comic line pretty much devolves to it.
I'm sure I'll get thumbed to Hell for this, but I only speak up because I feel like these have so much more potential than just to go for the cheap punchline.
Your drawing style is cool. You have skill. I find some of your stuff funny.
But when it comes to the sex thing, you've beat the absolute **** out of a dead horse. I've started skipping these altogether because I know the punchline will boil down to "hurrdurr sex" and that's pretty weak in my book, and not terribly creative or original.
I mean a sex joke every now and again can be funny, but this entire comic line pretty much devolves to it.
I'm sure I'll get thumbed to Hell for this, but I only speak up because I feel like these have so much more potential than just to go for the cheap punchline.
#81 to #75
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myopicprophet [OP](10/30/2015) [-] You voiced your OPINION in a concise, polite and "Non-trollish" way, for this I thank you. Seriously
I will often delete comments and block users/Ip's on here when they criticize me. It's not that I can't take criticism, it's just that people tend forget that I don't make my comic for them...meaning any one person. That isn't to say I don't need to improve or grow as a creator but unsolicited "critiques" from random people on the web that can't understand that their subjective taste isn't generally a useful "critique." Especially since most "critiques" are like "I hate this ****** comic!"
So, on to your specific critique. I went back 7 months (92 comics) and counted all of my "sex jokes" and it was exactly half (46, feel free to check my archives to confirm this if you want I was also liberal in what I included as a "sex joke." some were vaguely sexual more centered on relationship stuff. Now, if you count comics that have nothing to do with sex but do include an attractive female character, then guilty as charged. I like drawing hot girls. A lot. It's for me, not for anyone else
To be clear, I'm not saying everyone should like my comic, I'm not even saying my comic is good (though it isn't for lack of trying and haven't missed an update in 5 years) I'm saying that, I do my thing and some folks will like it and some won't but I'm not going to change (or be untrue to who I am, even if that makes me a "sex joke comic creator") because a vocal minority are "tired of sex jokes."
Again, thanks for voicing your opinion in a nice way
I will often delete comments and block users/Ip's on here when they criticize me. It's not that I can't take criticism, it's just that people tend forget that I don't make my comic for them...meaning any one person. That isn't to say I don't need to improve or grow as a creator but unsolicited "critiques" from random people on the web that can't understand that their subjective taste isn't generally a useful "critique." Especially since most "critiques" are like "I hate this ****** comic!"
So, on to your specific critique. I went back 7 months (92 comics) and counted all of my "sex jokes" and it was exactly half (46, feel free to check my archives to confirm this if you want I was also liberal in what I included as a "sex joke." some were vaguely sexual more centered on relationship stuff. Now, if you count comics that have nothing to do with sex but do include an attractive female character, then guilty as charged. I like drawing hot girls. A lot. It's for me, not for anyone else
To be clear, I'm not saying everyone should like my comic, I'm not even saying my comic is good (though it isn't for lack of trying and haven't missed an update in 5 years) I'm saying that, I do my thing and some folks will like it and some won't but I'm not going to change (or be untrue to who I am, even if that makes me a "sex joke comic creator") because a vocal minority are "tired of sex jokes."
Again, thanks for voicing your opinion in a nice way
#141 to #81
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badmctcrfinger (11/08/2015) [-]
"It's not that I can't take criticism. It's just that I can't take criticism."
That's the gist of what you said.
Truthfully, most of the negative comments aren't even that negative. "This isn't funny." omg so hurtful wow wtf better le block him!!!! xDDD
The only reason you get thumbed up is because of the girl character, and, before you say anything about that, yes, that is why you get thumbed up. You just simply aren't funny. Your art's fine. Work on your jokes, and work on your attitude.
That's the gist of what you said.
Truthfully, most of the negative comments aren't even that negative. "This isn't funny." omg so hurtful wow wtf better le block him!!!! xDDD
The only reason you get thumbed up is because of the girl character, and, before you say anything about that, yes, that is why you get thumbed up. You just simply aren't funny. Your art's fine. Work on your jokes, and work on your attitude.
#140 to #81
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raamageddon (10/31/2015) [-] I always try to avoid outright slandering someone and their work where I can-- In fact, looking back at my reply, I'm a bit surprised that I was as brash about it as I was. I quite like it when I can have a civil conversation with someone even when I might not agree with them, so you're quite welcome, and I also appreciate your own reply being in good taste.
Viewed in that light, I can actually respect that decision a great deal. If your main prerogative is to create these for your own enjoyment, then I recant my previous statement. Many things these days are pretty much made to cater to an audience, and thus why I spoke up was mostly intended to suggest a method of expanding the entertainment value. If these are more or less just for your own entertainment and being shared with an audience, that's an unusual thing these days, but not a bad thing.
We all have our things that make us happy, after all.
So, for sticking to your guns and doing what you like, you do have my respect, even if the content itself isn't my cup of tea. As I said previously, your art style is decent, and you're dedicated to it. And Holy Hell, dedication is something you don't see often these days. *Cough* VGCats *Cough* Collected Curios *Cough* As an artist, I do support what you do, and I do hope that you continue to find happiness in it.
And again, you're quite welcome. I'm always pleasantly surprised when I might not see eye to eye with someone and still keep things civil. It's a rare thing these days.
Viewed in that light, I can actually respect that decision a great deal. If your main prerogative is to create these for your own enjoyment, then I recant my previous statement. Many things these days are pretty much made to cater to an audience, and thus why I spoke up was mostly intended to suggest a method of expanding the entertainment value. If these are more or less just for your own entertainment and being shared with an audience, that's an unusual thing these days, but not a bad thing.
We all have our things that make us happy, after all.
So, for sticking to your guns and doing what you like, you do have my respect, even if the content itself isn't my cup of tea. As I said previously, your art style is decent, and you're dedicated to it. And Holy Hell, dedication is something you don't see often these days. *Cough* VGCats *Cough* Collected Curios *Cough* As an artist, I do support what you do, and I do hope that you continue to find happiness in it.
And again, you're quite welcome. I'm always pleasantly surprised when I might not see eye to eye with someone and still keep things civil. It's a rare thing these days.
#94 to #92
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joshuaww (10/30/2015) [-] To expand on that: the set-up is sex, but the punchline is the visual gag of him pissing himself out of fear, but playing it off like she's the one scared.
The presence of sex does not inherently make it a sex joke. However, that doesn't necessarily make raamageddon's comment invalid. He's just not the first one to complain about sex jokes when... there isn't even one here. People seem confused.
The presence of sex does not inherently make it a sex joke. However, that doesn't necessarily make raamageddon's comment invalid. He's just not the first one to complain about sex jokes when... there isn't even one here. People seem confused.
#96
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elcreepo (10/30/2015) [-] I've had sex in a graveyard.
You live with the mild guilt for quite awhile afterwards. I mean, they're dead... seems kinda disrespectful to them and their families who bought their plot.
But a more critical reason not to do it, especially around halloween, is the discomfort of trying to **** while on the hard, cold ground full of rocks and dirt and dead grass.
Never ever think for a second that the ground is better than your nice, soft bed.
You live with the mild guilt for quite awhile afterwards. I mean, they're dead... seems kinda disrespectful to them and their families who bought their plot.
But a more critical reason not to do it, especially around halloween, is the discomfort of trying to **** while on the hard, cold ground full of rocks and dirt and dead grass.
Never ever think for a second that the ground is better than your nice, soft bed.
#58
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marconde ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-] Forget the funny part about this comic
I freaking love the background you used in this one
It feels smooth
I like it, I like it so much!
I freaking love the background you used in this one
It feels smooth
I like it, I like it so much!
#97 to #58
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myopicprophet [OP](10/30/2015) [-] Thanks, I had loads of fun making the BG in this one
#73
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lordsepulchure ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-] Graveyard sex on Halloween. I think I just got a new fantasy.
