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Self-depricating. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ If I could please myself orally as much as I self-deprecate…I’d be a happy m

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

If I could please myself orally as much as I self-deprecate…I’d be a happy man. You know what they say, the best way to keep a man happy is his balls empty and his belly full…two birds with one ew.

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07/30/2015

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#9 - mcpimpin (07/30/2015) [-]

#12 to #9 - xskullgirlsx (07/30/2015) [-]

TFW someone uses the comment you made

#13 to #12 - mcpimpin (07/30/2015) [-]

Hey its a good comment what can i say.
Pic unrelated

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#6 - barakakaka (07/30/2015) [-]

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#7 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](07/30/2015) [-]

Ha ha

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#15 to #7 - killerliquid (07/31/2015) [-]

He say " " but is really

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#10 to #7 - silversspoon (07/30/2015) [-]

Sad thing is, its true

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#8 - murrlogic (07/30/2015) [-]

I think his bae confiscated his drawing tablet and he went a whole day without drawing boobs.

I'm just picturing him curled in a fetal position thinking dark cold thoughts

"What is life without breasts...a miserable lonely existence."

#3 - dafogman (07/30/2015) [-]

In b4 those nipples.

#29 - sodaddict (07/31/2015) [-]

#23 - izdubar (07/31/2015) [-]

I'm actually glad that I'm not flexible enough to be able to suck my own dick. Because if that was the case, I would have to get up every day thinking "I could suck my own dick now if I wanted to" and I would have to fight that urge. It would be easy at first, but day after day it would chip away at my intergrity. Then, maybe one day (and now I shudder) I would get so low I would rationalize the act of auto-felatio to myself. And then I could never go back. I would for ever be the man who sucked his own dick.

I actually had a classmate in highschool who allegedly sucked his own dick. It got revealed in a game of "never have I ever."

#25 to #23 - kyubii (07/31/2015) [-]

As someone who can and does quite often , it's really not all it's cracked up to be. At first, it's exciting but then it gets old, and you stop enjoying it as much as you hate your back hurting.

Unless you're as flexible as a gymnast you're going to immediately regret your neck and spine going from "|" to "G" to "|" for about a week. It's hard as **** to breathe with your chest compressed too, so unless you're into asphyxiation good luck getting off.

#28 to #25 - Waldowitharedhat (07/31/2015) [-]

**Waldowitharedhat used "*roll picture*"**
**Waldowitharedhat rolled image**For me it's just never felt that great. It doesn't feel like anything.

Maybe i'm just not that good at sucking dick?

#26 to #25 - izdubar (07/31/2015) [-]

I think that the thing that would prevent me from getting off in the first place would be the fact that I was sucking my own dick.

#20 - pyroteknyx (07/31/2015) [-]

Hfw trying

#24 - johndapro (07/31/2015) [-]

Ohh god that description,

#4 - dbBlues (07/30/2015) [-]

Auto-fellatio is the term for those wondering.

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#19 - anon Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]

#22 - fallenwtfever (07/31/2015) [-]

For anyone saying there isn't any nipples in this.

#14 - bioexplain ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]

I liked this one this is funny. I'd just like to say that.

pic unrelated.

#17 to #14 - myopicprophet [OP](07/31/2015) [-]

Thank ya

#11 - garyhasmorebadges (07/30/2015) [-]

Now we wait for the comments about nipples that get 500 thumbs, when in this comic you are wearing a shirt.

#16 to #11 - tostito (07/31/2015) [-]

nice meme

#1 - mrkanyeeast (07/30/2015) [-]

lol

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#5 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]

Nipples.
Give me attention now

#30 - macacobr (07/31/2015) [-]

Oh... gross. I don't like dicks, so why in hell would I like to suck my own dick? I mean... das gay asf and there's a lot of people out there thinking that this would be awesome. God dammed teenagers.

#27 - samboy (07/31/2015) [-]

this is the first post i have seen from this guy without arrousing contend. not that its a good/bad thing. well it can be a bad thing if you want.

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#21 - rollingpicture (07/31/2015) [-]

**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

You can't do it, man

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#18 - yetisixnineonesix (07/31/2015) [-]

Something, something..nipples..man, you guys really like nipples.

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#2 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]

first lol

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Self-depricating

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ If I could please myself orally as much as I self-deprecate…I’d be a happy man. You know what they say, the best way to keep a man happy is his balls empty and his belly full…two birds with one ew.

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You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

If I could please myself orally as much as I self-deprecate…I’d be a happy man. You know what they say, the best way to keep a man happy is his balls empty and his belly full…two birds with one ew.