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Romantic Return. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ We did have a romantic weekend away in a beautiful cabin in the snowy woods.

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

We did have a romantic weekend away in a beautiful cabin in the snowy woods. I did not slip and smash my balls on log. Though my junk was mauled savagely by a wild ground hog. They are very territorial.

AN ICE PACK? MAN. READY FOR ‘BANG ME IN
Vanni? ROMANTIC WEEKEND A .5‘ -NEW?’ FAPFEST” FANTASY? 3
it' MY JUNK MAY NEVER’
Janis A Ray
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User avatar #25 to #11 - myopicprophet [OP](03/09/2015) [-]
Ha ha, that's pretty good!
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User avatar #76 to #61 - Churchandtex (03/09/2015) [-]
Is good joke, comrade.
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#81 to #61 - newdevyx (03/09/2015) [-]
**newdevyx used "*roll picture*"**
**newdevyx rolled image** ******* lel'd.
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#67 to #61 - fistpump (03/09/2015) [-]
jesus ******* christ
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#71 to #61 - legnak (03/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#6 - titaniums (03/08/2015) [-]
forgive me lord prophet, for i have sinned yet again
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#22 to #6 - thatonesouthernkid (03/09/2015) [-]
and guess what, IT WAS.
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#53 - cazabrow ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Genuinely laughed out loud.

This is some good **** .
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#70 to #53 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
Sciencexplain time, totally not a Schrodinger's fap since he knows what he's doing to himself.

Still funny though.
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User avatar #72 to #70 - legnak (03/09/2015) [-]
Wouldn't it still be a Schrodinger effect because she doesnt know? I mean in the original experiment the cat more or less would have known right?
Please dont hate me if I'm wwrong its just a thought.
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#77 to #72 - englman (03/09/2015) [-]
You sound pretty correct to me. PERSPECTIVE AND VIEW POINT~!
You sound pretty correct to me.


PERSPECTIVE AND VIEW POINT~!
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#31 - mattdoggy (03/09/2015) [-]
He got wood
He got wood
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#75 to #31 - anotherguylikeyou (03/09/2015) [-]
Are his eyebrows floating in front of his head?
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#57 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
Dude, just draw authentic pornography and we'll throw cash into our monitor screens.
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#62 to #58 - cossackwhoop (03/09/2015) [-]
GET A GODDAMN RULE 34 PAGE LIKE NORMAL ARTISTS.
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#35 - ocnamesaregone (03/09/2015) [-]
I was absolutely certain this was some stuff reposted from some other site; not OC.


Holy **** m8 that's mighty fine work you're doing
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#60 to #35 - kingdaniel (03/09/2015) [-]
>2015
>Not knowing myopicprophet
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User avatar #46 to #35 - luqmanr (03/09/2015) [-]
i thought all fj-ers knows myopicprophet does oc, but he gets lots of **** cuz there's not enough funny and too much "funny"
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#5 - crimzonhazard (03/08/2015) [-]
OP is actually the maker of this? Neat
OP is actually the maker of this? Neat
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User avatar #7 to #5 - myopicprophet [OP](03/08/2015) [-]
I am
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User avatar #32 to #7 - ponchosdm (03/09/2015) [-]
uh, I always thought this comics were stolen from that site, but never It actually was OP the one posting..., great job Javis, I like your characters but the guy's nipples make me uneasy...
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#24 to #7 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
have you ever made porn?
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User avatar #23 to #7 - thatonesouthernkid (03/09/2015) [-]
you should do porn.
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#13 to #7 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
do you do porn.
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User avatar #102 to #26 - soldiertwo (03/11/2015) [-]
"acess denied" CURSE YOU SCHOOL-NET!
yeah i'm 2 days late, i know.
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User avatar #84 to #7 - regularorange ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
You are pretty ******* genius and good at drawing.
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User avatar #40 to #7 - chadisyounggg (03/09/2015) [-]
the way you draw your girl reminds me of how my ex drew herself great comic though..
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#68 to #7 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
master of the ****** up nipples.
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User avatar #66 to #7 - alphagex (03/09/2015) [-]
question the male nose and tits what up with that, is it suppose to be funny or is it your style?
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#19 - acivcrusader (03/09/2015) [-]
look at the funny
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#54 to #19 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
the placement of these two comments are perfect
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#79 - johrny (03/09/2015) [-]
Love the chicks tits.
There is nothing more to say
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#90 to #79 - hapasan (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a science.
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User avatar #2 - thepizzadevourer (03/08/2015) [-]
Guess you got blue balls
geddit, cause of the ice and snow and . . . ah, screw it
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#1 - xskullgirlsx (03/08/2015) [-]
Well technically he did get banged

Just not in the way he expected it
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#12 to #1 - zeldapronmaster (03/09/2015) [-]
why wont you accept joesbeforehoes on steam!?
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#15 to #12 - bluehairedjesus (03/09/2015) [-]
you need to boost your social link before you can go on a date with xskullgirlsx...
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#18 to #15 - zeldapronmaster (03/09/2015) [-]
**** you and your social links. I dont need a sister game to teach me how to make friends
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User avatar #8 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](03/08/2015) [-]
Ha nice
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#4 to #3 - anon (03/08/2015) [-]
I still think you should choke on your own feces
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User avatar #9 to #4 - xskullgirlsx (03/08/2015) [-]
Oh ****

What did the other anon say
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User avatar #10 to #9 - anomorphous (03/09/2015) [-]
he said "I want to choke on my own feces"
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#27 to #9 - anon (03/09/2015) [-]
it was that comic reviewer ******** that's been circulating

sincerely,
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#16 - bluehairedjesus (03/09/2015) [-]
i know what it feels like, try and find a cabin next time. lots more romantic.
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#91 - meangirlz (03/09/2015) [-]
"Let's have sex outside so my dick can look as little as possible"
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#78 - englman (03/09/2015) [-]
I too share this fantasy.. Thank you for raising awareness of it's potential dangers. Now I surely shant make the same mistakes that I'm guessing inspired your art.
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#33 - amata (03/09/2015) [-]
10/10 as usual, OP. I too have a fantasy of banging my wife inside a snowy Forrest.
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#89 - warumnozahlen (03/09/2015) [-]
hahahahaha lol kek rofl! his balls got crunched! hahaha
seriously. i know i never uploaded OC myself but i think i'm still allow to ask why this did got such a high ranking
maybe i'm stupid and missed the joke
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User avatar #93 to #89 - iseewhatididthere (03/09/2015) [-]
i agree. I have no idea how this reached fp. Its lame and gay.
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User avatar #99 to #89 - ninjaspartan (03/09/2015) [-]
Well you don't get thumbed down since you considered that a possibility.
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#85 - ghostninjaguy (03/09/2015) [-]
So close...
So close...
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#69 - maximumpotato (03/09/2015) [-]
Here, for all your twisted, fantasy needs.
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