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Romantic Getaway. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ Take note girls, those magic words will turn any man into a pile of quiverin

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

Take note girls, those magic words will turn any man into a pile of quivering fappage.

AGAINST MY BETTE! -7.’ RLT, AVIE-‘ AID IF I TOMUCH MY WIENER?
JUDGEMENT '.: '. E‘ -DING TC! TC FEE, INSTINCT WILL KICK IN
ASK WHAT YOU' RE DOING‘? F. AND I' LL START WANKING.
1' GETAWAY I HAVEN T
IN Two DAYS. Taa' '' Niki up Lug“
SOMETIMES I GET
DH BY GIRLS!
Fefe', I
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User avatar #21 - ragingbrony (03/06/2015) [-]
2 days is pent up?
#122 to #21 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
It takes approximately 1.5 days for your system to store it's full capacity of semen.
User avatar #23 to #21 - adu (03/06/2015) [-]
You must not be aware that we have a **** section.
#58 to #21 - elsanna (03/06/2015) [-]
I can barely make it 24 hours sometimes.
#66 to #58 - Keat (03/06/2015) [-]
I require sauce for science purposes.....yes.....science.
I require sauce for science purposes.....yes.....science.
#79 to #66 - elsanna (03/06/2015) [-]
>>#69, >>#74,

>2013+2
>not knowing shadman

Absolutely haram.
#80 to #79 - Keat (03/06/2015) [-]
I know of the site. I just didn't recognize the art style/just the crop on the face, without the before and after dickification.
I know of the site. I just didn't recognize the art style/just the crop on the face, without the before and after dickification.
#95 to #79 - melllvinnn (03/06/2015) [-]
Amen, my ***** . How can people still not know the shadman and have that blue of a name
#77 to #74 - Keat (03/06/2015) [-]
Thanks m8.
Thanks m8.
#69 to #66 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
shadbase bitch
#89 to #58 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
******* virgin faggot...
#92 to #89 - elsanna (03/06/2015) [-]
Masturbating a lot and virginity sure do have a lot to do with each other don't they.
Masturbating a lot and virginity sure do have a lot to do with each other don't they.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
If you jack off 7 times a day, yes.
#27 to #22 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
>only 7 times a day
git gud
User avatar #125 to #22 - shadowrated (03/07/2015) [-]
ragingbrony has not fapped for a whole month once so 2 days is nothin for him really
#6 - include (03/06/2015) [-]
Like a bisexual
#43 to #6 - lulzdealer ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
#5 - somedayquads (03/05/2015) [-]
**somedayquads used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**somedayquads rolls 9,940**
#31 to #5 - metobe (03/06/2015) [-]
**metobe used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**metobe rolls 3,798** here you go bro
User avatar #33 to #5 - soullessminion (03/06/2015) [-]
**soullessminion used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**soullessminion rolls 5,658** here let me help you
#34 to #33 - soullessminion (03/06/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
User avatar #40 to #5 - billzskillz (03/06/2015) [-]
**billzskillz used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**billzskillz rolls 4,198** Close but no cigar.
#45 to #5 - vexigen (03/06/2015) [-]
**vexigen used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"**
**vexigen rolls 415,919,406** My motto. Go big or go home.
#90 to #5 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**anonymous rolls 3,235**

Best part of being anon is nothing bad happens when you **** up
#104 to #5 - thelamastone (03/06/2015) [-]
**thelamastone used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"****thelamastone rolls 4,311** whatcha gonna do about it?
**thelamastone used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**thelamastone rolls 4,311** whatcha gonna do about it?
User avatar #106 to #104 - thelamastone (03/06/2015) [-]
nevermind...
#109 to #5 - hitlerwasreich (03/06/2015) [-]
**hitlerwasreich used "*roll 4, 0-9999*"**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 6,484**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 5,824**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 9,759**
**hitlerwasreich rolls 3,496**
rip in peace
#112 to #5 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 6, 0-9999*"**
**anonymous rolls 8,083**
**anonymous rolls 1,867**
**anonymous rolls 5,037**
**anonymous rolls 8,905**
**anonymous rolls 8,511**
**anonymous rolls 6,764** If the entire theme of your account is trying to get quads, you should probably roll six at a a time or something.
User avatar #7 to #5 - beasert (03/06/2015) [-]
You were close.
0
#10 to #7 - tiles has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - tiles (03/06/2015) [-]
I failed.
#16 to #11 - beasert (03/06/2015) [-]
Only by 25. You'll get it next time.
#8 - adviceweed (03/06/2015) [-]
You never reveal your plan before you put it into action.

And her shock of getting that 'pent-up lust' would have been a reward in of itself.
User avatar #54 to #8 - myopicprophet [OP](03/06/2015) [-]
*Nods Sagely*
#17 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I can only imagine what would happen if he unleashed the full power of his pent-up-ness upon her.
User avatar #53 to #17 - myopicprophet [OP](03/06/2015) [-]
"Messy" is the word that comes to mind
User avatar #99 to #17 - mrpotatofudge (03/06/2015) [-]
i got flagged for that pic man
id be careful



**** you joshl0l
User avatar #100 to #99 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Oh please, like anyone gives a **** anymore. The mods don't bother with stuff that isn't a straight up stark violation of the rules unless fagmin's got his panties in a twist again. Luckily, that hasn't happened in quite some time.
User avatar #102 to #100 - mrpotatofudge (03/06/2015) [-]
it was like a week ago when i got flagged for posting that
most mods are k
some are cunts
User avatar #107 to #102 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've been saying that for ages. Ever since mods were a thing. I was one of the first mods, along with Hawke. Both of us were elected on the basis that we were the biggest cunts they could find. I got fired for not meeting my cuntly quota. I think Hawke just got tired of it. **** if I know. Or care.
#123 to #15 - extremistavenger (03/06/2015) [-]
But girls can't love girls....GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GIRLS.
But girls can't love girls....GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GIRLS.
#39 to #15 - stimate ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #59 - itsthetie (03/06/2015) [-]
Loved the comic mate, but what's up with the deleted comments?

I get it if it's random url spam, I delete that stuff myself, but I really wouldn't recommend deleting criticism
#56 - theycallmesatan (03/06/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#42 - anotheroneonearth (03/06/2015) [-]
HFW
HFW
#26 - ritzrules (03/06/2015) [-]
My girlfriend is pansexual, so she says. All I can gather from it is that she thinks that any gender is attractive, be they men, women, or something in between.

Guys, it is the best **** .

"Damn, that's a sexy lady."
"Ritzrules, I thought I was-oh damn them's some fine titties."
#41 to #26 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
Pansexual? Like wtf is this. Your gf is attracted to pans?

Your girlfriend is a ******* tumblrina legbeard dude sorry
User avatar #47 to #41 - thedutchs (03/06/2015) [-]
Honestly, pansexuality ("Pan" being "everything" in greek) is understandable.

Because when you have women with penises or men with vaginas, what do you do?

User avatar #60 to #41 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
as a pansexual guy who was pan before ever going to tumblr, you can go eat several bags of dicks
User avatar #64 to #60 - psychologyxplain (03/06/2015) [-]
Question for you. I was under the impression that pansexual meant you weren't physically attracted to people, you were attracted to anybody (Be it man or woman) who's character/personality you like as opposed to looks. Am I wrong?

And the first time I heard that phrase (Since one of my ex's said she was pansexual) my first instinct was "I swear to God, if I find out any of my pan handles are slimy, I'll be pretty pissed" lmao.
User avatar #70 to #64 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
you are 100% right, I'm attracted to personalities, I don't really care what the person looks like for the most part, though I can still appreciate certain... facets of another person. Probs tmi spoiler, but... I personally have my mouth nearly start watering when I see a large dick and I appreciate a good bust or nice ass
#72 to #70 - psychologyxplain (03/06/2015) [-]
Eh, when you're friends with dndxplain, you get used to hearing about throbbing cocks and great asses. I just wish he'd stop watching me while I showered...
Eh, when you're friends with dndxplain, you get used to hearing about throbbing cocks and great asses. I just wish he'd stop watching me while I showered...
User avatar #73 to #72 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
kinky, but I'm glad unlike a lot of this site your reaction wasn't "hurr durr tumblr special snowflake"
#75 to #73 - psychologyxplain (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm psychologyxplain, man. Invalidation is an evil we must look out for constantly. Besides, out of all the super special Mary Sue snowflake sexualities you could have said, Pansexuality is NOT really on that list (At least in MY mind). Now if you had been like "I only like to **** half-wolf, half-toaster, all sexually agnostic penguinkin genderfluid Mexicans who wear fedoras on the third Tuesday of March", then I would have figured out where you live so that I could kick you in the dick. And if you're a woman, I would have paid for you to get a penis attached JUST so that I could kick you in it. But nah, little homie, you good
User avatar #81 to #75 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I too also hate those people, I believe in genderfluid people, nonbinary genders and stuff like that, but the things like trans race, otherkin and the like make me angry because they tie themselves in to the others like an anchor and drag everyone down
User avatar #82 to #81 - psychologyxplain (03/06/2015) [-]
Maybe you can tell me a little more about what a nonbinary gender is. I get what genderfluid is, but that one is a little confusing for me and I really want to make sure I'm educated
User avatar #84 to #82 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
okay, well the best way I can describe non-binary is to equate it to the kinsey scale, male on one end, female on the other, non-binary are in between those two ends, you can feel more like a man than a woman, but not enough to want to get the operation done type thing
User avatar #85 to #84 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
*compare it to. Whoops, typed faster than I was thinking for a moment
User avatar #93 to #85 - psychologyxplain (03/06/2015) [-]
So then, it's like being genderfluid, but centralized and with a smaller deviation? Like, almost like being genderless in a way?
Sorry if that seems like a stupid question or response :/
User avatar #101 to #93 - squeemonster (03/06/2015) [-]
Yep from what I've understood of people who are non-binary, they want to be seen as only a person, neither male or female.
User avatar #110 to #93 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
pretty much what I meant exactly
#119 to #110 - psychologyxplain (03/06/2015) [-]
Ahh, glad to see I get it

Thanks for taking the time to enlighten me, brother. It means a whole heck of a lot to me

Here, have a picture (Drawn by magicbrownies) with Postingloudly making my ears bleed
User avatar #120 to #119 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
aint like I got much more to do at the moment, no problem
User avatar #71 to #64 - renespar ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
also everyone does the pan joke, it's more I roll my eyes at this point
User avatar #52 to #26 - myopicprophet [OP](03/06/2015) [-]
Pansexual...I'm listening;)
#108 - chimayor (03/06/2015) [-]
forgive my sins FJ
User avatar #46 - lecorbi (03/06/2015) [-]
Its always a relief when theres no nipples in these comics
#32 - settantaventi (03/06/2015) [-]
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#61 - tapeworms (03/06/2015) [-]
It is many a boyfriend's dream to watch their girl bang another girl.
#98 to #61 - squeemonster (03/06/2015) [-]
At the beginning of our relationship, I offered my boyfriend a threesome with another girl or to fulfill any of his sexual fantasies. Thought about it for two minutes and said "nah, I don't want to share you with anyone else". I know this is very endearing but as someone who was secretly interested in poliamory and open relationships, couldn't help feeling a bit disappointed.
User avatar #105 to #98 - Tyranitar (03/06/2015) [-]
Either he was being sincere, or he thought it was a test and that you were hoping for a no. Either way, I still gotta give him respect.
#1 - oniseiji (03/05/2015) [-]
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#62 - rollingpicture (03/06/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
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<-- Later that day
User avatar #29 - krasnogvardiech (03/06/2015) [-]
Lucky man.
#4 - ihearcolors (03/05/2015) [-]
Hes going to have a Hard time waiting.
Hes going to have a Hard time waiting.
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