Pinocchio. "Well, I wooden lie to you if I said the truth" Yeah, sorry for that pun Subscribe for more comics .. I thought this was going to be sexual in a way such his nose will go up her when he lied. I've been single and on the internet for too long.
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Pinocchio

"Well, I wooden lie to you if I said the truth"
Yeah, sorry for that pun
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Submitted: 02/23/2013
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#28 - justleavefagmin has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 - happytoaster (02/24/2013) [-]
and then she uses his nose to **********
#23 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
The girls like to call me Pinocchio, why you may ask, it because each time i say ''i love you'' my pecker grows.
The girls like to call me Pinocchio, why you may ask, it because each time i say ''i love you'' my pecker grows.
User avatar #17 - sonron (02/24/2013) [-]
Yes bitch, now go and lose some weight you **** , than ask me again.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
Then*
#14 - trollsbetrollin (02/24/2013) [-]
"You look beautiful"

This is the get out of jail card for this type of question, use it wisely
#13 - Battledogg (02/24/2013) [-]
Say no under your breath, and as your nose is about to grow say yes. #1 boyfriend NA. Probably getting yelled at, but you made her feel better
#9 - chaossniper ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
bored
#4 - breakfastlunch (02/24/2013) [-]
What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow."?
#20 to #4 - shazmothree (02/24/2013) [-]
PARADOX!!!
User avatar #15 to #4 - sinonyx ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
my nose is about to grow
no
*nose grows*

my nose is about to grow
*nose grows*
yes
User avatar #25 to #15 - happytoaster (02/24/2013) [-]
wouldn't that last one cause a paradox
User avatar #26 to #25 - sinonyx ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
depends on how you look at it

if he said it with the intent that the next thing he said would be a truth, then no

i'm about to lie
*nose grows*
i'm on funnyjunk.com
User avatar #27 to #26 - happytoaster (02/24/2013) [-]
but his nose grows due to wether he tells a lie or not, not what he's about to say. ur thinking it's based on brain psynapse's if he says "i'm about to lie" then his nose will grow because he told himself he was going to lie.

i'm about to lie
nose grows because he told himself he was going to
i'm on funnyjunk.com
that's a truth so he cheated the system and his nose grew for nothing

he can tell his brain he's going to lie and it will reguardless of wether it's a truth or not
#2 - cowboyking (02/24/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be sexual in a way such his nose will go up her ****** when he lied. I've been single and on the internet for too long.
User avatar #12 to #7 - bonlino (02/24/2013) [-]
'your fat'
'your ugly'
'i-its not working'
'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'
User avatar #19 to #12 - bitchplzzz (02/24/2013) [-]
You're*
User avatar #16 to #12 - sinonyx ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
i love you!

well that worked...
User avatar #10 to #7 - fosforgasxiii (02/24/2013) [-]
I finally understand "I love the way you lie".
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
^this
+1
#6 to #2 - hellawaitsyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #2 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
That's...just strange.

Creepy picture.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cowboyking (02/24/2013) [-]
*such as
#1 - nelflover (02/24/2013) [-]
It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

Bitch, I'm flawless
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