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Pine. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ We have a fake tree…it sheds just like a real tree…I guess that’s considered a “feature.

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

We have a fake tree…it sheds just like a real tree…I guess that’s considered a “feature.”

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#59 to #18 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
One good thing about myopicprophet comics, is that there is always someone there to save the comics fro sucking and actually making it funny.
#73 to #59 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
let me know when he arrives
#56 to #18 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Reminds me of this
#15 - canichaikait (12/08/2015) [-]
Cmon, ************ , dont be lazy.
User avatar #68 to #15 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/09/2015) [-]
>Not filling the third panel box with nipples.
#41 to #15 - evenbiggerfagget ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
>not filling the box with decorative nipples
User avatar #65 to #41 - canichaikait (12/09/2015) [-]
The idea came to me an hour after I posted
#42 to #15 - austinrocket (12/09/2015) [-]
>Not using the hi-res nipple
User avatar #64 to #42 - canichaikait (12/09/2015) [-]
wouldn't load in photoshop
User avatar #47 to #15 - sirdoofus (12/09/2015) [-]
Last time I checked, nipples in bras were normal.
User avatar #70 to #47 - jiltist (12/09/2015) [-]
When my dad was 12, he went to the doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor told him that he was going through puberty and that he had a slight case of gynecomastia. This freaked him out because 'boys shouldn't have those'. So most nights, when everybody was asleep, my dad would sneak into the bathroom with his father's cigar clipper and stand in front of the mirror with the cigar cutter pressed securely around his nipple.
User avatar #75 to #70 - rapterjesus (12/09/2015) [-]
so i am guessing he never went through with it if he had to go back to the bathroom multiple times?
User avatar #91 to #75 - jiltist (12/10/2015) [-]
Yeah he always chickened out. ******* pussy.
#10 - friedepidermis (12/08/2015) [-]
GIF
Is this just a problem with real Christmas trees? bc I have an artificial one and I almost never have this problem
User avatar #16 to #10 - canichaikait (12/08/2015) [-]
Fake tree=fake christmas
User avatar #23 to #16 - warioteam (12/08/2015) [-]
not as bad as ur fake personality u bich
#30 to #23 - Decode (12/09/2015) [-]
Waaaarriooo

don't be so saasssyyy
User avatar #37 to #30 - cursedjester (12/09/2015) [-]
That...
That cat needs help... That cat is far too fat.
User avatar #61 to #37 - civilizedwasteland (12/09/2015) [-]
garfeeeld u fat cat
User avatar #31 to #30 - warioteam (12/09/2015) [-]
i drink sassafras tea thats how sassy i am
i am the sassmaster
sassifier of the lands i am
#34 to #16 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Fake tree = fake house fire
#25 - ashedust (12/08/2015) [-]
Can't wait for them holographic trees.
User avatar #1 - omicronperseieight (12/08/2015) [-]
Every god damn year.
#21 to #1 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
ju
#48 - sirdoofus (12/09/2015) [-]
>not putting a towel under your tree to make cleaning up pine needles easier.
#50 to #48 - kaiserdjg ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
> having an unsightly towel under your christmas tree that you spent 3 hours and countless money making look nice

User avatar #51 to #50 - iqequalzero (12/09/2015) [-]
Here in Denmark we use these circular quilt like carpet things with christmassy decorative stitching.

Didnt know that wasnt a thing everywhere...
User avatar #86 to #51 - captchakid (12/09/2015) [-]
Thats what we have in America as well.
User avatar #52 to #51 - kaiserdjg ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
well that would be nice, but a towel on the floor is very different to a nice purpose made christmassy needle guard


also why not just use a hoover
User avatar #2 - TheSchwartz (12/08/2015) [-]
This is the only pro of being Jewish in December
User avatar #11 to #2 - lype (12/08/2015) [-]
the pro of having a fake but pretty fiber optics tree
User avatar #6 to #2 - rothingham (12/08/2015) [-]
*the whole year.
User avatar #8 to #6 - TheSchwartz (12/08/2015) [-]
Well...there is that one day we spend getting drunk and dancing.

And then there's that other day we get drunk and dance, but in costumes...

Come to think of it, we might be alcoholics
User avatar #20 to #8 - mrmask (12/08/2015) [-]
Jews get drunk and dance in costumes too, but its called "Purim" instead of "Halloween"
#9 - rakogoki (12/08/2015) [-]
i just use the same old fake tree since i cant afford real trees every year.
#38 - mysteriouscake (12/09/2015) [-]
I know this site and someone's gonna change the X-mas box to "Nipples"... I'm waiting....
#12 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
#4 - jokervsbatsy (12/08/2015) [-]
How did she know it was the last one?
#83 - alpako (12/09/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** our family meets up for christmas, so we only need one
User avatar #71 - mooncakes (12/09/2015) [-]
im just sitting here waiting for admin to come out with a myopicprophet filter. hes the only person ive wanted to block content-wise. blocking him as a person doesnt block his content so im stuck seeing his mediocre comics on here all the damn time. i dont care if i get red thumbs, make me a full on dark lord
#55 - sanetokane (12/09/2015) [-]
Pine needles? Is that a universal term for needles from all coniferous trees or something? Shouldn't they be spruce needles? A pine would look pretty bad as a christmas tree tbh
#29 - Decode (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
The ******* clean up issue is real tho

You'd think I'd be smart enough to cover the bottom or something so when they fall I'd just pick up the mat and bingo bongo no clean up

but I'm not, I'm clearly retarded and have to clean up every year
#60 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
These comics suck.
#85 to #60 - aizeinstein (12/09/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** You suck my dick.
Seeing you're *************** as anon, that's the answer quality you deserve.
#5 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Can't wait for everyone to spam the same nipple edits.
#90 - settler (12/09/2015) [-]
I present you, art.
User avatar #57 - ubercookieboy (12/09/2015) [-]
Hundreds of thumbs to the first user who shops the box to be full of nipples
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