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Pick Up Lines. English is my second language, and I always thought my sign was called Gemini. Now that I looked it up, I found out it's the twin thingy. It turn

English is my second language, and I always thought my sign was called Gemini. Now that I looked it up, I found out it's the twin thingy. It turns out I'm Cancer...
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#76 - nerdkoopa ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
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#125 to #76 - viscerys ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
An effort was made.
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#37 - xskullgirlsx (11/17/2015) [-]
I tried
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#53 to #37 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
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#50 to #37 - itsthetie [OP](11/17/2015) [-]
you did well
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#32 - postingloudly (11/17/2015) [-]
TRUST NOBODY, NOT EVEN YOURSELF
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#31 - evilhomer (11/17/2015) [-]
/pol/ at a party like
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#65 to #31 - gentledragon (11/17/2015) [-]
You should've done " hey baby , are you muslim ? cuz you're the bomb."
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#71 to #31 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
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#82 to #71 - dehnoobshow (11/17/2015) [-]
autism speaks.png
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#172 to #82 - urghey (11/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#5 - sonnyboii (11/17/2015) [-]
COME ON AND
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#161 to #5 - oslikriko (11/18/2015) [-]
Make, make you wanna jam! I think that's the lyrics.
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User avatar #179 to #161 - mattyflash (11/18/2015) [-]
‘Welcome to the jam.’
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#132 to #5 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
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#133 to #132 - sonnyboii (11/18/2015) [-]
"how a 12 year old"
That looks like bookmarks for a 12 year old alright
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User avatar #134 to #133 - mvtjets ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Call of Robloxia 5

The hottest game on the preschool market
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#146 to #134 - turtleshells ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
I don't know why, but I've been playing Roblox for more than i'm willing to admit , despite it's 5 year old demographic and being mostly full of games that are either cheap ripoffs of other games or just unimaginative and bad. I still play it though, hoping for a silver lining
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User avatar #147 to #146 - mvtjets ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
there's some good in the bad
but it's still mostly bad
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#148 to #147 - turtleshells ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
I'd list the good games of Roblox but


nobodycares.webm
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#150 to #148 - weepeep ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
I care
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#156 to #150 - turtleshells ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
K, Lets do this. I'll name five.

The Quarry: This is a game about mining minerals to upgrade your mining skills. It's one of those addicting games and really basic. It's quite calming, if you're patient, and it's fun to find rare minerals. 8/10

Super Bomb Survival: You will be put on a randomly selected stage and, as the name implies, you will need to dodge various types of bombs appearing on the field. The diversity of the bombs, ranging from a kickable soccer ball to a supernuke makes it a bit interesting. 8/10

Work at a Pizza Place: I'll just go ahead and mention this: most of the games on Roblox have names which have about as much creativity as a sex tape's title. Anyway, this game is pretty much Job Simulator 2016, where you take on different roles such as the Delivery Man or the chef and work together to give good service to the NPC characters. It's either calm or boring depending on your preference. 7/10

Hex: IMO, this is actually a well made game which stands above the rest of the Roblox games. Hex is an FPS that features different game modes, different maps, and a heap of guns to purchase. Apart from Call of Robloxia aka "I want to be cool but my mom is too protective so i play roblox instead Simulator 2015" , this game actually features a unique, fresh idea, rather than a ripoff, and the gameplay complements it pretty well. On the downside, despite it's outstanding-ness in Roblox, Hex would probably be the most mediocre out of all the FPS games when presented to the real world. 8/10

Apocalypse Rising: This game was so well developed, the mods of Roblox featured it in their blog, i'd say, more than 10 times already! A.R. is a survival game that takes place in a Zombie Apocalypse. You can choose to play it solo, or as a group. The game contains about 3 different maps to choose from and are very large and diverse. Also, it leaves some hints of a backstory to all this, giving clues about a corporation named Trinity and leaves hints to connecting the ties. The only downside is is that your chances of survival pretty much work like Agario. The more you accumulate your resources means the more chances of surviving. But overall, it's a good game. 10/10

Pilgrim Islands Reborn: This game is a building game that includes I think 7 different landmasses such as the highlands, the mainland, and so on. The scenery looks fantastic and your imagination has basically no limits. You can build anything you want, from a house, to an arena, to a wall covering and blockading the whole entire island cuz your a dick If you're a Roblox veteran, you can see yourself respecting this game very much because of Roblox's "build your world" idea. 7/10

so yeh. lemme post this and see how much room it takes up

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User avatar #151 to #150 - thefirespike ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
heres the list:
1.) Hide and seek by that lando guy
2.) thats it the list is over.
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#152 to #151 - weepeep ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Wait isnt that outdated stuff?
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User avatar #153 to #152 - thefirespike ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
idk i havent played in forever but i just looked at the page and he apparently made a "remastered" version. maybe ill have to bust out the old account.
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#157 to #153 - turtleshells ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
>>#156,
chek em
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#193 to #146 - plerp (11/18/2015) [-]
Dude, I ******* love Phantom Force. ***** cash. Gif unrelated.
Dude, I ******* love Phantom Force.


***** cash. Gif unrelated.
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User avatar #185 to #146 - sonicschall (11/18/2015) [-]
Roblox name?
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#202 to #185 - turtleshells ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
thegreatblaze

jee, I didn't know so many people played Roblox
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#158 to #132 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
how a 12 year old can what?

I'm not sure if I want to know.
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User avatar #137 to #132 - thejusticar (11/18/2015) [-]
you forgot to add the yahoo question "if i masturbate will i go to hell" and the infamous googling boobs.
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User avatar #135 to #132 - Lilstow (11/18/2015) [-]
>not cropping your screen shots so people can't criticize unrelated things on your computer.
also, your bookmarks and tabs are borderline cringey.
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#154 to #135 - ora ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Come at me bro.
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#194 to #154 - plerp (11/18/2015) [-]
I see that E-Hentai page, you sneaky weasel.
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User avatar #201 to #194 - ora ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
;)
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#176 to #154 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
skyrimbro?
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#177 to #176 - ora ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Little more than just a bro.
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#173 to #154 - teddybearlove (11/18/2015) [-]
Get on my ******* level
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User avatar #200 to #173 - yaybacon (11/18/2015) [-]
Made me whisper to my computer "I would never do that to you."
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User avatar #170 to #154 - yaybacon (11/18/2015) [-]
Why would you leave Fallout 4 running in the background?
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User avatar #171 to #170 - ora ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
Because I was, and still am, playing it. I tab out occasionally. (like now)
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User avatar #145 to #135 - zedacedia (11/18/2015) [-]
>not intentionally opening up embarrassing tabs for fun
It's like you've never been on the internet before.
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User avatar #91 to #90 - ukita (11/17/2015) [-]
Damn, it has allready been posted
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User avatar #130 to #91 - hawaiianman (11/18/2015) [-]
Yet you got equally as many thumbs
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User avatar #149 to #5 - Voxker (11/18/2015) [-]
and welcome to japan
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User avatar #113 to #5 - mrskulldude (11/17/2015) [-]
Slam come on and?
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#9 to #5 - warioteam (11/17/2015) [-]
AND WELCOME TO THE
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User avatar #60 to #9 - greyswordsman (11/17/2015) [-]
SMUCKERS!
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User avatar #62 to #9 - kinokun ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
JAR!
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#122 to #9 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
SMUCKER'S SEEDLESS since 1897 Strawberry Jam NET WT 18 OZ (1LB 2 OZ) 50 CALORIES PER 1 TBSP!!!
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User avatar #69 to #9 - cheddator (11/17/2015) [-]
Trailer Park Boys - Bam Peanut Butter and Jam!
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User avatar #42 to #9 - demonbreadofnorth ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
strawberry jam!
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User avatar #131 to #64 - optimusfine (11/18/2015) [-]
song sauce?
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User avatar #141 to #131 - powerlesscheese (11/18/2015) [-]
smash bruhs
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#73 to #5 - whippedcream (11/17/2015) [-]
...and welcome to Japan
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#59 - toguro (11/17/2015) [-]
But that's forbidden love
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#55 - sonofpsychodad ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
I tried.
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#184 to #55 - darkdanger (11/18/2015) [-]
The best one here
The best one here
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#100 to #55 - satoshimiwa ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
yoooooooooooooooooo

(luckily I finished the game last week)
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#22 - izaya (11/17/2015) [-]
In my defense, I'm pretty ******* drunk right now
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#33 to #22 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
first time laughed days in

dyslexic am not
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#35 to #22 - itsthetie [OP](11/17/2015) [-]
God damn that is gold
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#36 to #35 - izaya (11/17/2015) [-]
glad to serve
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#118 - asmathiel (11/17/2015) [-]
Kinda upgraded from anon
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#144 to #118 - arolexion (11/18/2015) [-]
Nig i seen sextas at first rolls.
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User avatar #129 to #121 - letting (11/18/2015) [-]
If this would have worked out, you would be drowning in green thumbs right now.
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#167 to #121 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
A for effort though
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User avatar #124 to #121 - thebestpieever (11/17/2015) [-]
i like this
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#142 to #121 - xif (11/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs*
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#189 to #188 - xif (11/18/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
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#192 to #191 - xif (11/18/2015) [-]
I can't get dubs...
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User avatar #143 to #142 - xif (11/18/2015) [-]
When you cant roll dubs like you can a joint
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#123 to #121 - raddahraddah (11/17/2015) [-]
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Well... you tried
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#14 - beastkenten ONLINE (11/17/2015) [-]
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#92 - philskimbosh (11/17/2015) [-]
Mom is kinda hot in a eyeless sort of way.

Eye just wanted to join in on the fun!
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User avatar #93 to #92 - itsthetie [OP](11/17/2015) [-]
ah dang, eye thought nobody would notice
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#58 - psychadelicace (11/17/2015) [-]
See now itsthetie is an OC maker i respect and the only one i do as a matter of fact he takes criticism well and doesn't delete comments like a certain someone
and that beard that was blessed by the gods themselves
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User avatar #86 to #58 - frenzyhero (11/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, and Tie's content is actually funny.
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#51 - Mehwhatevs (11/17/2015) [-]
Man, the comment section on this one is gold
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#166 to #51 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/18/2015) [-]
That's what makes FJ great
content usually sucks
but the comments man, the ******* comments
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#52 to #51 - itsthetie [OP](11/17/2015) [-]
I had to leave for a bit, and I've been laughing my ass off for a solid minute now that I'm back. 10/10
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User avatar #108 to #52 - admin (11/17/2015) [-]
make a comp with comment pics!
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#165 to #163 - hpcghia (11/18/2015) [-]
CHECK EM
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User avatar #128 to #95 - selfdestructo (11/18/2015) [-]
Check em.
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#68 - mrchris (11/17/2015) [-]
>turns out I'm Cancer...

No finer thing to say on funnyjunk
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#18 - riptitaniums (11/17/2015) [-]
>not being in a threesome with your twin brother
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