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You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

We all put our “stuff” on different things…amirite?

DIDN' T JUST HAVE A AH! THAT EXPLAINS ALL THOSE
DIFFERENT EGIPT UN? ? TIMES ,rou' lue CHANGED . . . r. . .
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MY " G IN THE THIEVES
DP SELF PLEASURE.

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11/13/2014

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#2 - iamawhitenigger (11/14/2014) [-]

why does he have to whack it all the time? he's got a ******* gf

#10 to #2 - electronicbacon has deleted their comment [-]

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#18 to #2 - kresskh (11/14/2014) [-]

Because it's 2d

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#12 to #2 - thisisforthensfw (11/14/2014) [-]

Oh hello, you must've never had a girlfriend.
Faggot.

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#15 to #2 - derpsenderp ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]

Lol at all these SJW's commenting

#23 to #2 - xarlot (11/14/2014) [-]

Because he has a problem.

#21 to #2 - buriedstpatrick (11/14/2014) [-]

Maybe she isn't a " ******* " gf.

#13 to #2 - fuzzyballs (11/14/2014) [-]

are you like 13 or something?

#25 to #13 - anon (11/15/2014) [-]

yeah, but so is #14.

#11 to #2 - electronicbacon (11/14/2014) [-]

She might not be putting out , *****

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#14 to #2 - ironsoul (11/14/2014) [-]

Because a girlfriend doesn't exist solely for your sexual pleasure, sometimes you are in the mood when she isn't you faggot.

#27 to #14 - iamawhitenigger (11/15/2014) [-]

well no **** m80, im just saying he whacks it like he doesnt have a significant other

#16 to #14 - anon (11/14/2014) [-]

I'm married, but I can honestly say this has only happened to me once (she was having bad cramps on her period) literally every other time she has been down.
But on the flip side I do still fap occasionally if she is gone

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#1 - thedecodedgamer (11/14/2014) [-]

Look at all the funny

#3 - sexyhimself (11/14/2014) [-]

But..... why do you have to fap when you got a wife?

Doesn't she allow you sexy timez?

#5 to #3 - myopicprophet [OP](11/14/2014) [-]

Not as much as I'd like.

#6 to #5 - sexyhimself (11/14/2014) [-]

That sucks, bro.

#8 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](11/14/2014) [-]

To be fair I want to do it all day every day...so, yeah

#19 to #8 - turbanmasher (11/14/2014) [-]

#7 to #3 - soldieroffortunemp (11/14/2014) [-]

Although my wife is amazing in bed. I still like to beat my one eyed cyclopes because I can. It is just fun especially when she isn't home.

#22 to #3 - xcoreyx (11/14/2014) [-]

Most people aren't going to drop whatever they're doing to have sex with you literally any time you desire it. Your own hand will

#29 to #22 - xcoreyx (11/15/2014) [-]

futaprincess you butthurt or something?

#26 to #3 - anon (11/15/2014) [-]

after the first year or two is dwindles off, not that I or anyone else with a sex drive as high as my own would like but alas. I think it may have something to do with her pushing out the spawn of my seed.