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PATH)’ TRICKS '
MAN JUST LOOK
AT THEM "
THEY ALL JUST
THINK THAT JESUS
IS THE BOMB. ONLY V
Because HE CAN I , V WEUQ I' LL SHOW "
TURN WAKE? INTO THEM SOME
PATTY TI?
cow
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User avatar #3 - evilhomer ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Then Noah goes to the toilet and floods it
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User avatar #7 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (12/25/2015) [-]
Noah would have been dead for thousands of years by then.
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User avatar #11 to #7 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
The bible is like dragonball tho, Jesus respawned, people are constantly in fear of what the main characters are up to, and there would be filler episodes if the bible were made into an anime.
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#16 to #11 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
They already did something like that.
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User avatar #29 to #11 - bodox (12/25/2015) [-]
Have you read the bible? Half of it IS filler
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User avatar #30 to #29 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
Well anime is good at being true to book.
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#34 to #29 - acegikmo (12/25/2015) [-]
even the 4 gospels are pretty much the same story slightly retold
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User avatar #12 to #11 - motherfuckingkenji (12/25/2015) [-]
I'm saying that Noah was from the first book of the Bible, Genesis, while Jesus wasn't around until the beginning of the New Testament in the book Mark. Or John, I don't remember, just one of the early books.
There's a huge time difference there.

I know I'm ruining the joke by pointing out the "facts", but uh... I dunno.
Honestly, although most people, myself included, consider the Bible to be a pile of ********* , it's got some pretty interesting stories, many of which are just God being a childish asshole.

"Hey Jonah, go preach to that city that's your equivalent of Detroit or else I'ma blow them the **** up. No? WELL **** YOU THEN GET EATEN BY A WHALE. Did you learn your lesson? Good. They're not listening to your preaching? Oh, well, that's fine, I forgive them. What, did you expect me to blow them up or something?"
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User avatar #32 to #12 - buddywuggle (12/25/2015) [-]
Why are people thumbing this down, it has a lot of good discussion material.
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User avatar #28 to #7 - bodox (12/25/2015) [-]
Its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard
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User avatar #13 to #7 - emiyashirou ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
That's a stupid point, since Moses was also long-dead by that point.
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User avatar #14 to #3 - guanyu (12/25/2015) [-]
I thought he'd eat two of every animal on Earth.
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#1 - kingdaniel ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #1 - deathchain (12/25/2015) [-]
Moses looks tweaked as hell.
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#4 - willielilja ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
Everyones face when
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User avatar #24 to #4 - uleaveinpieces (12/25/2015) [-]
The Real Puppoose Source, for anyone that wants it.
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User avatar #2 - corsairjoshua (12/24/2015) [-]
What the **** , Richard?

Adam!

I can't believe you've done this.

Oh nice, Ron!

Nice comic, man
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User avatar #26 to #2 - nickypickle (12/25/2015) [-]
"Way to go, Paul!"
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User avatar #5 to #2 - nanglo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
You forgot the
"What the **** are you doing, David ?!"
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#10 - goseikiba (12/25/2015) [-]
I thought he was gonna split the check.
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#15 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
In case if you take too much alcohol from partying, dudes.

Here something for small talk.
paxexsistovos.blogspot.com/2012/01/tacitus-suetonius-pliny-younger.html
ohr.edu/838
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#21 - thegrimgenius (12/25/2015) [-]
>Crucifix on the wall
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User avatar #19 - theoldfritz (12/25/2015) [-]
Than he got mad, summoned a ton of memes poisened the local walmart and killed every first born baby
its good to be a jew
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#25 - brothergrimm (12/25/2015) [-]
Actually i'm not a christian
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#36 to #25 - astatine (12/26/2015) [-]
Actual Christian here, got your back fam
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#18 - mastercolossus (12/25/2015) [-]
technically moses goes to hell for striking the rock to make water flow.
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User avatar #20 to #18 - naroemcgarson (12/25/2015) [-]
No God was just annoyed and forbade him to cross the Jordan into the promised land.
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#22 to #20 - mastercolossus (12/25/2015) [-]
you are an idiot.
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#17 - mattyl (12/25/2015) [-]
Moses could've turned water into blood
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#23 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
I thought that was gonna be the start of wine pong.
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#35 - Funnel (12/25/2015) [-]
First he makes them wet...
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#31 - gerfox (12/25/2015) [-]
and then Judas called the cops and told them drugs were being sold to minors at the party
 
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