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One time there was a ghost. I cried.

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! IT COULD SAVE UR LIFEEEE

How to tell the prefferance between a fat
chick and a pregnant woman.
When does the I' M NOT PREGNANT!
baby come?
SLAP
Before you walk up to her, look at her features. But do it
fast because if yeu' re glaring at her, she' ll think yeu' re
eyeing her boobs.
locust her belly seems fat, round, she is probably pregnant.
NOT FAT
Side view It
If her arms are bulgy, her legs/ thighs are bulgy and her
hips as well as her belly, she is fat.
How do you know if a fat woman is pregnant?
Why would a fat woman be pregnant? And why bother
asking?
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Submitted: 08/19/2013
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User avatar #1 - scoobi (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Suddenly, no hair in a matter of one panel
#4 - pappysmurf ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Giraffe.
Giraffe.
User avatar #2 - Metallicock (08/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if she's both?
User avatar #3 to #2 - scoobi (08/19/2013) [-]
Don't ask her then.
User avatar #5 - fuzzyballs (08/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I saw a girl one that looked normal but with a huge gut
I never asked her, but she had the same huge gut for the whole schoolyear, so I doubt she was pregnant

exceptions exist
User avatar #7 to #6 - fuzzyballs (08/19/2013) [-]
when I said "I saw her" I mean the whole 6th year spent a week in spain
I don't know how to explain all that well in english
like a whole grade went to spain to walk around and do boring school-stuff and party at night for a week
so yeah, there she was, and she had a huge gut
#25 - gayboard (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you can be a jerk and ask anyways
User avatar #29 to #25 - thewowpimp (08/20/2013) [-]
ask them and if their hair falls off after a slap, their just fat.
User avatar #18 - redclover (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
have you ever been so offended
that you lost all your hair?
User avatar #16 - holdup (08/20/2013) [-]
my fatass stepsister got pregnant, we literally did not know.
User avatar #26 - casval (08/20/2013) [-]
Do men really have a hard time with this?
User avatar #22 - weirdvintagegirl (08/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
My mom is a bit overweight, and when she was pregnant with me, nobody could really tell she was pregnant (they were quite surprised when I was born...although that could have been because I came out 4 months early). The same thing happened when she was pregnant with my sister.
User avatar #21 - creyap (08/20/2013) [-]
I had a fat teacher who got pregnant a while ago. Nobody could even notice because she was already so big
User avatar #20 - Foxpaw (08/20/2013) [-]
Women in their last trimester are often pudgy-looking because of water retention. Your best bet is to ask how they are doing. If they are pregnant, they will tell you all about how pregnant they feel.
User avatar #19 - frankerz (08/20/2013) [-]
or just ask if she has any kids... She will tell if she's pregnant most of the times.
#17 - masarua (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
differance difference
differance difference
User avatar #15 - apocalypticburrito (08/20/2013) [-]
i think its best just not to knock on the devils door
you might not like who answers
they'll tell you
User avatar #14 - footballmaniac ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
How to give a fuck...

Nope. Sorry. Can't help you.
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