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One Fight. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ There is but one fight…with many faces.. THE PEOBLEM! RLY. i.,) JUST TRYING TO GET

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/
There is but one fight…with many faces.

THE PEOBLEM! RLY.
i.,) JUST TRYING TO GET ALANG!
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TALK Eire ME LIKE THAT! "
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#4 - majormoron (11/08/2015) [-]
My ****** time to shine
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#99 to #4 - shiphotel ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
but he has the nipples
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User avatar #82 to #4 - turbodoosh (11/09/2015) [-]
Dat 16 bit quality
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User avatar #96 to #82 - GeneralLeeInsane (11/09/2015) [-]
Don't you mean


4 nibbles quality?
It was bad. I don't care.
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#55 to #4 - fluttergrey (11/09/2015) [-]
It's almost like it's **** , but by FJ standards it's not.
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User avatar #65 to #55 - buddywuggle (11/09/2015) [-]
Source of original image pls.
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#105 to #55 - fluttergrey (11/09/2015) [-]
This content is now off front page.

Unedited source image: You need to login to view this link

Mentioning those who asked for a source: buddywuggle jiltist

Mentioning those who thumbed this up: majormoron zahidlol uleaveinpieces aerosol starzero kensislayer pyroteknyx drhat tanabata huffenpuff CAPSEDDIE bugzbundy dariusofnoxius buddywuggle fedoralover Kingsly butiloveu ericarthurblair nurmatgfx europeisquitenice echsa hellomyfello djjeroenski anonymous madcoww sequel jimmyrustlinhustla mcbrosephson snickerbones cheatmasterjunk dafogman rakosember dicloniusmaximus totedres whatamidoing chopr mackerelmaster teseus schnitzelwagen chileandude theslugking jonnyboiwar pyropsychopath

Also Johnmen, I'm not completely inactive on FP.
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User avatar #106 to #105 - majormoron (11/10/2015) [-]
Oh.

Cool.

thanks.
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User avatar #110 to #105 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
One of the few times I got mentioned from someone not because I'm on his mention list.
And it's just another mention list.
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#111 to #110 - fluttergrey (11/10/2015) [-]
It'll be k, today is simply not the day.
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User avatar #94 to #55 - themurrey (11/09/2015) [-]
Because they're a dude's nipple.
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#66 to #55 - fedoralover ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
that's some good photoshop son
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User avatar #67 to #66 - buddywuggle (11/09/2015) [-]
Would that be incest? Like, they have different last names, Is she adopted, or are they like her aunt & uncle? I do not understand their family tree.
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#73 to #67 - boomerpyro (11/09/2015) [-]
no she just lives with them, she's an employed there so she lives there since her home is pretty far away.
not like i watch mlp or anything though
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#77 to #66 - bleeduntildeath (11/09/2015) [-]
pony picture that isn't in the red zone? how long have I been away?
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User avatar #109 to #77 - zahidlol (11/10/2015) [-]
its been fixed
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#101 to #77 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
You've gone back in time
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User avatar #5 to #4 - myopicprophet [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
Ah, the reason BEHIND the reason!
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User avatar #6 to #5 - majormoron (11/08/2015) [-]
Despite the hate you get sometimes I think your stuff is pretty good so keep it up and maybe you'll be itsthetie status one day.
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User avatar #15 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
Thanks!
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#20 to #15 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
You only get hate because your jokes are predictable and your characters generally has Jew noses and you know how FJ is about kykes.
you're kinda a Joe Moline character.

Posting as anon Cruz you blocked me, here's a hint, I may or may not have ADHD.
Do you really not like me? That hurts, was I rude? Message me.
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#41 to #20 - zionsype (11/09/2015) [-]
>Anon
>Message me
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#97 to #20 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
You again?
Mate, we talked about this, his jokes are not as much predictable as they are in a consistent genre, that genre being sex-jokes. The real joke differs almost every time. Sure, it's still a sex-joke, but that's his genre.

And about you, complaining almost every single time about the same thing (like somebody made you click the link or whatever)...

... know, that I love you. Yes, that's true! You're a troll, how could I not love you?
You are part of the community, you are there to be hated, made fun of, or worse, ignored. You are one of the reasons the rest of us at least sometimes tries to act like decent human beings.

So, thank you blocked, predictable, butthurt wannabe ADHD troll.
Never change. wanna bang?
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#107 to #97 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
You don't know me.
I do want to bang, 20years old in League City Tx. You can. Send my relatives letters at 2202 Rimrock street 77565 just make sure to have it addressed to Keith Danque and it should end up in my hands.
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#108 to #107 - anon (11/10/2015) [-]
I just might send that to my PI, just to see if it checks out, you know?
But I'm totaly down
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#35 to #6 - zionsype (11/09/2015) [-]
He's been way past itsthetie for a long time.
Hell, don't think there ever WAS a time when he was behind.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - majormoron (11/09/2015) [-]
Well I mean like getting recognition outside of FJ
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#44 to #37 - ohemgeezus (11/09/2015) [-]
when's the last time someone like george takei used opics comics?
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User avatar #46 to #44 - ohemgeezus (11/09/2015) [-]
Not going to bother with a rebuttal zionsype? ok then
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#47 to #46 - zionsype (11/09/2015) [-]
I don't use facebook or keep track of what celebrities do.
One famous guy sharing one thing from tie =/= tie being more known.
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#49 to #47 - ohemgeezus (11/09/2015) [-]
Your links were literally just opics profiles on other sites, I could post ties profiles from other sites too, but that wouldn't have anything to do with the conversation. A celeb of Takeis caliber posts a comic from tie and his millions of followers go and take a look at ties comics. Do you struggle with basic thinking or do you just not know what recognition means?
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User avatar #95 to #49 - cormy (11/09/2015) [-]
I was kind of thinking that the links had statistics which would made it painfully obvious how popular he is.
Tie getting 1 of his comics getting millions of views (not even on his site since it likely wasn't directly link and even if it was, most wouldn't follow the link if they didn't have to) doesn't necessarily amount to a very large net gain in popularity.
People don't really care who makes the comics from just 1 post usually.
In fact, usually it's the reposter who gets most of the recognition like "Nice find Takei, that's a funny comic!" and that's about it.
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User avatar #103 to #95 - ohemgeezus (11/09/2015) [-]
Yeah and people that have takeis FB page liked that visit reddit, 9gag, imgur, other facebook pages will see takeis post and repost it elsewhere. Also I'm pretty sure in the watermark of all of ties posts are links to his website
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User avatar #104 to #103 - cormy (11/09/2015) [-]
Like I said, people won't care.
They'll see the reposts, they won't care who it's by and they won't follow links.
Usually it's only after seeing some style of comic multiple times that someone's gonna be like "Hey, I've seen something like this before, must be by the same guy. Let's see what his name is."
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User avatar #38 to #37 - majormoron (11/09/2015) [-]
I wansnt trying to be a jerk you know, I just havnt seen any posts about him on like facebook and stuff
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#40 to #38 - zionsype (11/09/2015) [-]
Ik but it just seemed silly to me
Like seeing someone tell Markiplier he'll be as big as Vinesauce on day
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User avatar #42 to #40 - majormoron (11/09/2015) [-]
Maybe idk.

My bad if I offended you myopicprophet
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User avatar #51 to #5 - jettom ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Draw porn.
I want to see a nippleoris
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#7 to #4 - Lilstow (11/08/2015) [-]
earlier....
i'm so good at editing.
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User avatar #14 to #7 - myopicprophet [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
Seamless
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User avatar #16 to #14 - Lilstow (11/08/2015) [-]
hey, what font do you use?
WhatTheFont couldn't get it last time I tried.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - myopicprophet [OP](11/08/2015) [-]
Just a font;)
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#18 to #17 - Lilstow (11/08/2015) [-]
I mean, last time I just cut out the letters I needed from the comic, but this time would have been more difficult due to the text gradient, and I didn't feel like spending an hour on this one.
It'd be nice if I could get the font to save me time/improve my kerning.
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#22 to #18 - anon (11/08/2015) [-]
Just copy and save the 'nipples'/'nipple' you already spelled out.
Insert it where needed.



I didn't choose to be an anon
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User avatar #24 to #22 - Lilstow (11/08/2015) [-]
oh, I could definitely do that, although i admittedly was retarded this time and didn't think of it because i didn't want to spend more than a couple minutes working on it. but I still have the issue that this won't good if i resize it, and there's probably some kerning issues that I don't notice.
plus i didn't bother cutting out the white around the letters, because i was lazy, so it would require extra work if i put the text over a non-white speech bubble.
basically I COULD continue to operate the way I do, but it adds ~40 minutes to my exit times.
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#78 to #7 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**anonymous rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
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#79 to #78 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Indescribable loneliness.**
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#1 - boomerpyro (11/08/2015) [-]
>not wanting to have sex
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User avatar #8 to #1 - dalgaard ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
STD's*?
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#9 to #8 - boomerpyro (11/08/2015) [-]
i don't have any, i don't want any.
just take my green onions
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#10 to #9 - dalgaard ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
fair enough
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#64 to #9 - dasbrot (11/09/2015) [-]
Is that...handsome Squidward?
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User avatar #70 to #64 - theblackhorntail (11/09/2015) [-]
It's an alien from Gantz IIRC.
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#13 - englman (11/08/2015) [-]
I feel like you're right. And that's making me question my current relationship.
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#60 to #13 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
What is that in the bottom right?
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User avatar #68 to #13 - rhevol (11/09/2015) [-]
Well its the reason i finished my last 3 years relationship... right now i have a 1.5 years relationship that loves doing it... so i'm fine
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#45 - numbmind (11/09/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**I kinda know this feeling, but sadly i can't read sign language...
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User avatar #48 to #45 - xedeid ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
sweetroll.jpg
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User avatar #69 to #45 - lamentation (11/09/2015) [-]
Nice roll
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#71 - AztecJew (11/09/2015) [-]
M-"I want to have sex."
F-"I do not want to have sex."
M-"We are clearly too different. I think we should see people who mutually wish to have/not have sex."
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#72 to #71 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
So an Asexual partner for her, and a nymphomaniac for him
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User avatar #100 to #72 - gaminggenus (11/09/2015) [-]
Perfect.
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#3 - ohshoot (11/08/2015) [-]
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#98 to #3 - sirinsanity (11/09/2015) [-]
I cannot be the only one to be thinking of the eye machine in DS2 when watching this gif.
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User avatar #25 to #3 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
sauce?
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#29 to #25 - fiero (11/09/2015) [-]
I think that's Mirai Nikki. Just started watching it
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#80 to #29 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
It is good.
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User avatar #62 to #29 - Haentar (11/09/2015) [-]
I believe it, because Tat's from episode 2
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User avatar #31 to #29 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
thank
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#32 to #31 - diamondpie ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Thanking someone for suggesting mirai nikki
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User avatar #28 to #25 - HAMMATIMEZ (11/09/2015) [-]
Mirai Nikki
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User avatar #30 to #28 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
thank
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User avatar #75 - littlepuppeteer (11/09/2015) [-]
Is your gf really as hot as you draw her?
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#19 - Corndoggeh (11/08/2015) [-]
Holy **** you might be right. Most arguments between my GF and I usually end up with one of us complaining that the other isn't having/not giving the other sex.
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#93 - eatwaffles (11/09/2015) [-]
**eatwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**eatwaffles rolled image**I find this to be true for my relationship, but there was a reason for it. Gonna go to story time for those who may be experiencing the same thing. Skip to tl;dr if you want very simple explanation.

My boyfriend and I had sex. Alot. At least twice a day every day about three yeas ago. Then, my mother went full psycho bitch crazy on me and sex had to go to the wayside while I figured out what to do. After cutting all ties with family, my younger brother ends up trying to kill himself and others, and I become his legal guardian to help him get help. My daughters father suddenly decides he wants to see his kid after seven years, and wants a say in custody. My father then has a massive heart attack and gets an emergency triple bipass, at which time my mother starts seeing a doctor for bipolar one disorder. Then, I come home and my brother has demolished his room in a fit of rage/manic fit and is trying to unhinged the window so he can jump out of it. He goes back to the psych ward after fighting with police. My daughter gets yanked out of normal school and put into a special school because of a sensory disorder. Finally, to end it at the present, my father has been diagnosed with thyroid cancer a year after his surgery, I take care of both my mother and my father, and my daughter is still having severe issues in her new school.

Sex slowly disappeared as this happened over the last three years. It wasnt him, it was totally me. I didn't even realize it until a month ago, but I had sunk into a deep depression. Depression is not what I imagined it to be; I wasn't sad, just empty. When I would suddenly feel like crying for no reason, I'd laugh it off as girly hormones or a sad song. When I broke down sobbing, I blamed it on stress. When I stopped wanting sex (but still gave it to him, though I took no joy from it), I blamed it on my situation. When I felt like getting up or taking a shower was about as difficult as pushing a Mach truck up a hill, I blamed it on being lazy or not getting enough sleep. I blamed my falling grades in stress and being completely lazy and a **** up. When my dog died, I collapsed into a crying fit that took days to recover from, and I beat myself up about it because I had so much to do. Never once did I imagine I was depressed, because didn't depressed people want to kill themselves, or were always crying, or something?

I was always the sane one in my family. It was so hard to admit I was suffering from depression.

But, now that I'm on antidepressents, I gotta say I can't believe I didn't start sooner. I'm angry that I didn't admit it sooner and seek help. I feel normal, my sex drive is back (contrary to what my doctor said about my meds), my relationship is doing fantastic, I'm playing with my daughter again, even the housework is done on time and with very little complaining. I'm back to weight training and I even lost quite a few pounds. I feel like me again.

Tl;dr: If a woman is depressed, and I mean true depression, sex is the absolute last thing on her mind. This can go for men too, though it generally is a performance issue. Instead of nagging or feeling like she doesn't love you anymore, ask yourself if she's okay. She might not be, and not even realize it.

Thanks for listening, fam.

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#34 - zionsype (11/09/2015) [-]
myopicprophet, explain yaself
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#53 to #50 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
Honestly, I might have actually agreed with you if not for the whole 'lol dis gonna get thumbed down look how brave I am for saying it anyway'

Just say what you think and stop giving a **** about the thumbs, man.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - thesunpraiser (11/09/2015) [-]
What did he say?
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User avatar #58 to #54 - polarpulse ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
He said Hitler did nothing right
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#56 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #76 - sontek (11/09/2015) [-]
Super original sex joke!!1! awesome OH-SEA :^)
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User avatar #39 - needsauceadmisblan (11/09/2015) [-]
Finally the return of one of my favorite characters!
the bunny. we need to put nipples on it its been out long enogh to avoid that fad but now no longer!
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#33 - murrlogic (11/09/2015) [-]
The thing is Tess is right in this argument

Do we need to look back at every comic ever drawn. When is Tess ever wrong.
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#21 - anon Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]
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User avatar #11 - Sewallman (11/08/2015) [-]
I want toast...
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#12 to #11 - marcx ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
none for you. kids at it all
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User avatar #27 to #12 - Sewallman (11/09/2015) [-]
Nuh, the kids smeared all the butter in the carpet, making toast pointless.
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User avatar #23 - Krystoking (11/08/2015) [-]
I confess I don't thumb often. But as a former comic maker I can appreciate a good original comic, and this particular one is very worthy of a thumb up. Good job!
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User avatar #26 to #23 - myopicprophet [OP](11/09/2015) [-]
THANK YA!
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#74 - anon (11/09/2015) [-]
The fact this post has so many thumbs shows me 99% of the people on this site either arent married or have no chance of being so
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