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misskayla (03/31/2015) [-] 
True story, about 6 years ago my best friend robbed McDonalds. He did get caught obviously, then went to prison for 2 years. Now whenever any of us see him we call him "The Hamburglar."
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penileburglar (04/01/2015) [-] Why not?
Money is money, whether 10 people bought 10 diamond rings or 10,000 people bought 10,000 big macs.
Money is money, whether 10 people bought 10 diamond rings or 10,000 people bought 10,000 big macs.
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penileburglar (04/01/2015) [-] Yeah, not the best example, I know.
Though that can also be another point entirely--stores that seem like they would have a lot of money because they sell expensive **** usually do most of their sales via credit card and check, not cash.
Though that can also be another point entirely--stores that seem like they would have a lot of money because they sell expensive **** usually do most of their sales via credit card and check, not cash.
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gerfox (04/01/2015) [-]
True, but jewellers still have jewellery which is easy to fence - and easy to carry.
A better argument imo is that jewellers will have tight security, while for instance a restaurant is not used to getting robbed - so it might be easier to get away (unless you're in the US, and you get shot tho)
A better argument imo is that jewellers will have tight security, while for instance a restaurant is not used to getting robbed - so it might be easier to get away (unless you're in the US, and you get shot tho)
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penileburglar (04/01/2015) [-] Is it easy to fence? Not exactly something I know much about, I assumed that micro-engravings have made it a bit more difficult lately.
I definitely agree that lax security is probably another benefit to robbing a McDonalds. That's probably more relevant to the point than anything else here. Lots of cash, little security, if you're gonna rob something that's pretty much what you want.
Of course, the dude in this story apparently got *caught*, so obviously it isn't THAT easy.
I definitely agree that lax security is probably another benefit to robbing a McDonalds. That's probably more relevant to the point than anything else here. Lots of cash, little security, if you're gonna rob something that's pretty much what you want.
Of course, the dude in this story apparently got *caught*, so obviously it isn't THAT easy.
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tarabostes (04/01/2015) [-] Holy **** , did he do it on the spot or did he actually plan it? You gotta be pretty retarded to do that... Especially with McDonalds....
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misskayla (03/31/2015) [-] mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=458170
there's also this, it's under his unactive charges. Yes he gets in a lot of trouble. other link is down below
there's also this, it's under his unactive charges. Yes he gets in a lot of trouble. other link is down below
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rumpelstilzchen ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-] At first I thought they robbed a girl and was confused.
I waste way too much time here. Thanks FJ.
I waste way too much time here. Thanks FJ.
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hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-] I worked at mcdonalds. That how much they start you out with and they don't take out the money until the end of your shift (usually) because they're always too busy to do it at the intervals they're supposed to do them at. I had 600 bucks in mine once after 4 hours (and I was drive thru). Imagine getting my 600 bucks plus 600 from the 3/4 registers up front.
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gennippletoast (03/31/2015) [-]
A real christian he turned the other cheek. Get it? As in jesus teaches to turn the other cheek?
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trojanmannn (04/01/2015) [-] I'm not sure how someone wouldn't get it, it's rather explicit.
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doctorprofessornv (03/31/2015) [-] Plot twist, McDonalds is a supporter of the NRA and is holding a 'free meal if you bring your gun' promotional.
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kaiserdjg (04/01/2015) [-] haha i was thinking the exact same thing and you did it lol 420 ************
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zombiemanic (04/01/2015) [-] I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at the 'I brought a gun' face
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miscarriage (04/01/2015) [-] Still top quality comics, Zno
That employee looks blazed af.
I mean, i work at McDonald's and i also get blazed before work so i had a connection with this from the start.
That employee looks blazed af.
I mean, i work at McDonald's and i also get blazed before work so i had a connection with this from the start.
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temporalguardian (04/01/2015) [-] Whats a man gotta do to get some ******* breakfast smh
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tarabostes (04/01/2015) [-] Holy **** Colombia, it's full of drugs and cartels there ain't it?
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watshisface (04/01/2015) [-] I was saying the type 100 is a good gun however
I could see how my words could be misconstrued however
I could see how my words could be misconstrued however
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watshisface (04/01/2015) [-] Scandinavia is the most popluous country In the world though?
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temporalguardian (04/01/2015) [-] I....what part of this was funny? Was there a joke I'm missing?
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temporalguardian (04/01/2015) [-] Really, it would've been funnier if panels 3-5 were cut out.
