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#3 - adolov (01/10/2016) [-]
pssst you can bake cake in real world, you dont need oculus for hat
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#18 to #3 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
yes but "you can't have sex with a cake"
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User avatar #21 to #18 - spookyexplain ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
yes...you can
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User avatar #57 to #21 - sinonyx (01/11/2016) [-]
that don't call it pound cake for nothing
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User avatar #56 to #21 - smartythechicken (01/11/2016) [-]
not if its a hard cake.
you cant **** a cookie.
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User avatar #60 to #56 - pirateseatcarrots (01/11/2016) [-]
That a challenge?
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#62 to #60 - smartythechicken (01/11/2016) [-]
TIME TO **** A COOKIE
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#75 to #62 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Ookie Cookie time
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User avatar #35 to #18 - Shadow Guardian (01/11/2016) [-]
Not with that attitude.
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#38 to #35 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
this guy right here
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User avatar #45 to #18 - fluttergrey (01/11/2016) [-]
You mean you haven't yet?
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User avatar #7 to #3 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2016) [-]
What do you take me for? A filthy casual?
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User avatar #6 to #3 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Bonus: you can eat the cake when you finish.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - lype ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
infinite tries
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#10 to #4 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
reagents are cheaper
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User avatar #17 to #10 - dreygur (01/11/2016) [-]
You don't know how much I can **** up
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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
its like im actually ******* that dragon
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#22 to #1 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You spelled "Danse" wrong.
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#65 to #22 - quoterox ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>implying anything could be sexier than dragons
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#52 to #31 - floran ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #8 - dakkenly (01/10/2016) [-]
The black guy's hands make me very, very uncomfortable
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#23 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
vr will die like it did in 90's if it had an attachment that could register my punches and kicks i'd think about it, but currently to me its nothing more than playing a game with the screen close to eyes
vr will die like it did in 90's
if it had an attachment that could register my punches and kicks i'd think about it, but currently to me its nothing more than playing a game with the screen close to eyes
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#63 to #23 - skebaba (01/11/2016) [-]
AR is the future. 3D AR furniture, tapestries. 3D printed (or solid-holograms in the future, if possible to achieve in a commercial way) chairs, tables, sofas. Augmented neural pathways for visual cortex manipulation (making the room look brighter or vice versa. Only time will tell. Technophilia is love!!!!!
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User avatar #33 to #23 - mrjbrown (01/11/2016) [-]
there is the omni treadmil www.virtuix.com/ and some guy was using it to do like csgo with a gun controller and he played pokemon where he had to move and walk so thats getting pretty close hit me up when we hit the like SAO era and ill be thrilled
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#66 to #33 - yaybacon (01/11/2016) [-]
This looks amazing.
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User avatar #36 to #33 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
fighting games
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User avatar #41 to #36 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Omni-Treadmill plus gloves that vibrate each time a punch lands.

You could get fit and fight.

It's perfect.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
my dreams
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User avatar #44 to #42 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
VIRTUAL FIGHTING TOURNAMENTS WHERE YOU FEEL THE PUNCHES MY DICK COULD DESTROY DIAMOND.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
The technology exists for that **** today.

You could do Dempsey Rolls for life!

A free range fighting game like Street Fighter where you make your own combos.

DEMPSEY ROLLS FOR LIFE.
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User avatar #48 to #43 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
demsey all the rolls
hajime ippo fan?
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#49 to #48 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Ippo's alright, I just really like Dempsey rolls.

>MFW Dempsey Rolls
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#25 to #23 - feedtehtrollz (01/11/2016) [-]
... from that statement I'm assuming you've never bothered to look up what VR tech we currently have. They do have systems which can register your arms and legs, there's lots of videos of people picking up stuff and interacting with objects using VR software. to put it simply you can play fruit ninja with VR where you pick up the katana and then go ape **** on some fruit.

I'm on the side that it will be a long ass time before VR is the norm, especially considering it's a peripheral that costs the same as a console.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
time will prove me wrong then
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User avatar #27 to #26 - feedtehtrollz (01/11/2016) [-]
well you're not wrong, I mean it may fall back into obscurity but my opinion is it will become the norm in 10-20 years.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
the porn thing might make it happen
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#13 - guitarassassin (01/10/2016) [-]
All I can think of when people talk about Oculus. Good book if anyone is wondering.
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User avatar #46 to #13 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
WHat's it about
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#64 to #46 - Eichimaru (01/11/2016) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image** ^This^
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#70 to #13 - dcdt (01/11/2016) [-]
Three hidden keys...
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#79 to #70 - guitarassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
... open three secret gates
Wherein the errant will be tested for worthy traits
And those with the skill to survive these straits
Will reach The End where the prize awaits

The movie is gonna suck.
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User avatar #81 to #79 - dcdt (12 hours ago) [-]
What? Nooo, I'm still looking forward to the movie.
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#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
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#32 - clavatninenine (01/11/2016) [-]
I'd play Elite.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - mrjbrown (01/11/2016) [-]
i dont even understand that game man
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User avatar #37 to #34 - clavatninenine (01/11/2016) [-]
that's what makes it fun for those of us that do.

It's a really niche title in that you have to be a weirdo to actually enjoy it since most of your time is spent moving from point a to point b in a 1:1 scale galaxy with 400,000,000,000 systems in it.
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User avatar #73 to #37 - orangelightning (01/11/2016) [-]
So what? It's like Space Eurotruck simulator: With lasers ?
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User avatar #78 to #73 - clavatninenine (01/11/2016) [-]
Basically yeah. Although in the future they will be adding first person shooter combat so it would be Euro Truck Simulator in free-roam with the occasional need to get out your retractable machine guns and defend your cargo and the ability to get out of your truck and go shoot up a pirate base.
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User avatar #39 to #37 - mrjbrown (01/11/2016) [-]
yea but is it a crafter or is there a mission cuz i had ttrouble figuring out lightspeed kept telling me something was off i had to go through the options to find the on switch and do it from there
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User avatar #40 to #39 - clavatninenine (01/11/2016) [-]
It's mainly mission based, but a crafting system is coming in later. Basically it drops you out in the middle of Human Space with a basic ship and a thousand credits and you have to figure out your way in life. I personally enjoy bounty hunting and exploring.
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User avatar #50 to #40 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
What I hate about this game is that it will be early access for 10 years.
I have it, and it has zero content.
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User avatar #53 to #50 - clavatninenine (01/11/2016) [-]
I play it as a time killer when im bored of things with actual direction.
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User avatar #55 to #32 - heartbleed ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I'd like Elite if there was actually something to do besides trading, or aimlessly flying about... I mean combat's sorta fun but you need a decent ship to do that. I have high hopes for Star Citizen though.
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User avatar #5 - battletechmech (01/10/2016) [-]
I'll wait until the oculus' price range goes down to the $100-150 range.
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User avatar #19 to #5 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]

Soooo. When they're gonna make full physical hologram gaming, in like.
the year 3050?
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#14 to #5 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
so your never getting one then?
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User avatar #28 to #14 - battletechmech (01/11/2016) [-]
clever xxsikoticxx to comment as anon only to thumb yourself up and me down, technology goes down in price as it goes on, I can pick up a PS3 for 100 bucks now, much better than the 600 they started at, sound familiar?
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#30 to #28 - xxsikoticxx (01/11/2016) [-]
Didnt mean to post as anon Regardless yes you will probably be able to buy one an a decade or so when its very outdated, and possibly not even compatible with newer games/applications
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User avatar #76 to #30 - battletechmech (01/11/2016) [-]
there's still plenty to play on the PS3, same reason why someone would still want to buy a SNES or a PS2. Sure it'll be outdated, but the current oculus requires a really beef computer to run well anyways, with the large resolutions and the more detail texture required at such a short distance.
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User avatar #54 - superanonymouspers (01/11/2016) [-]
you know this made me think something interesting.

The oculus would be a fantastic way to teach a person how to do something. I.E. bake a cake. Because you can make as many mistakes as you need without all the hassle of cleaning it up.
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#67 to #54 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
oh no, cleaning is too much for you? boo hoo
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User avatar #77 to #67 - superanonymouspers (01/11/2016) [-]
Not to mention you wouldn't have to waste ingredients. There's that too.
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User avatar #58 to #54 - gittons (01/11/2016) [-]
that is a good point.
it is a pity that motion controls suck dick.
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#61 - numbmind (01/11/2016) [-]
GIF
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image** What i would watch porn of with one...
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#68 to #61 - brothergrimm (01/11/2016) [-]
Well then...... I think that means you're gay
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User avatar #69 to #68 - numbmind (01/11/2016) [-]
Not if he puts on a pair of fakes tits and a wig.
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#72 - kittenman (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm saving myself for the vive.
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User avatar #59 - jrockjesse (01/11/2016) [-]
I had some hype for oculus but not for $600, there is so many other better things to spend $600 on the only reason I personally want the oculus for is because there is going to be a game on it that helps correct lazy eye and it could really help me.
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#47 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** uh oh released technology is like fifty years in the past
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#24 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
ppl spend more for fancy TVs and monitors. Its not for everyone. its for ppl who wanna get a foot in the VR tech before the commoners get a taste of it.
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User avatar #20 - geothermal (01/11/2016) [-]
I want it for an orbital desktop.

Imagine having all your programs open in a sphere around you.
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#16 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
it's more surprising that people are actually surprised by its price
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#15 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Can't wait for vr to die off. The whole craze is wasting developer's time and money on a glorified tech demo. Although it will be funny when all those early adopters realize that actual game studios won't waste their time on proper support, and their half-assed implementation makes the whole system worse than useless.
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#12 - verycoolcat (01/10/2016) [-]
I got the DK2 for $350... and that was a stretch for me.
 
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