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Not The Worst Thing. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ It’s true…I have. I suspect the rest of you as well.. AND AFTER MATING TH

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

It’s true…I have. I suspect the rest of you as well.

AND AFTER MATING THE ,_ p___
MATING HABITS OF THE
PLAYING MANTIC.
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#16 - xskullgirlsx (10/11/2015) [-]
Bada bing bada boom
User avatar #25 to #16 - myopicprophet [OP](10/12/2015) [-]
There it is!
User avatar #30 to #16 - zacoren (10/12/2015) [-]
2 questions, where did you get such a high res nipple, and myopicprophet, did you stop with the nipples just to see what kind of nipple edits people would do?
User avatar #43 to #30 - myopicprophet [OP](10/12/2015) [-]
I created a hi res nip for all the FJ nipple fans to use. I'm sure someone can provide again And I'll NEVER stop with the nipples!
#15 - hunman (10/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 to #15 - vladi ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Go to that facebook link and enjoy the epic comics.
#3 - brackgrapple ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
This is a brutal kind of boner
User avatar #20 to #3 - amnesiacpatient (10/11/2015) [-]
These nipple edits have ****** me up so bad that I thought that dude was wiping his sweat off with a nipple.
User avatar #31 to #20 - croabadrake (10/12/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I made the same mistake last time I saw it
#8 - sneakyseahorse (10/11/2015) [-]
I regret everything about this.
#56 to #8 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
What's the yellow thing
User avatar #9 to #8 - myopicprophet [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
NOT THE NIPPLES!
User avatar #23 to #9 - anonymoussarcasm ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
You will never be able to live this down.
You are now Nipple Man, who also makes comics.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sneakyseahorse (10/11/2015) [-]
IT'S ALWAYS THE NIPPLES!
#4 - mudkipfucker (10/11/2015) [-]
Who hasnt?
#14 to #4 - kristovsky ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Damn it he got loose again
#21 - feupy (10/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #24 to #21 - atrocitustheking (10/12/2015) [-]
You could just say "I'm not interested." Sweet mother of mercy...
#6 - lype ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
3min is a new record for me
User avatar #11 to #6 - myopicprophet [OP](10/11/2015) [-]
Keep practicing, you can do it!
#22 - mobilebull (10/11/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** I love to fap to this,
#52 to #22 - thegreentornado ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I say go for it!
I say go for it!
#35 - vorarephilia ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
everybody knows about that one, here is a new one to impress people with. shamelessly copied from wikipedia.

A. brasiliensis males use pheromones to attract females, in contrast to most other burrowing wolf spiders, where the females attract the males. Males have been observed to specifically cannibalize on older females that were lured into the male's burrow, while preferring mating with virgins. The first egg sac of A. brasiliensis females contains more eggs than later ones, which, together with the harsh habitat, gives this behavior an evolutionary advantage.
User avatar #36 to #35 - vorarephilia ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
meant to add a note saying I am not sure if males attracting females is common in other animals or if this breed of spider is one of the few that doesn't have the females doing the attracting.

zoologyexplain pls
User avatar #41 to #36 - Googol (10/12/2015) [-]
At least I know I can count on "vorarephilia" to be FJ's leading expert on being eaten during, after, or as a part of sex. Glad you're living up to your name.
User avatar #39 to #36 - victorydanceofc (10/12/2015) [-]
In most other species of animals such as birds, deer, etc, the male is larger and more resplendant than the female for the (mostly) sole purpose of attracting females. So to answer your question, yes it is common. However, in spiders the female is nearly ALWAYS far larger than the male.
User avatar #53 to #35 - Dember (10/12/2015) [-]
You should post the factoid about that type of spider who breaks his pecker off in the female so she can't mate with any other males.

Not like he'll need it again anyway, since she usually eats him afterward...
User avatar #32 - gamrgrl (10/12/2015) [-]
This is retarded. That praying mantis thing is a myth. The study that showed that females eat the heads of males after mating was flawed and inaccurate. They took random mantises and put in a foreign closed off environment devoid of food and had them mate. The woman bit the head off the male, in the wild they don't do that, its not part of their mating at all. It's perfectly safe to have sex with praying mantises, as long as you wear a condom, mantises are the whores of the bug world.
User avatar #45 to #32 - iqequalzero ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
They most certainly do it in the wild as well, though not as often.
User avatar #49 to #45 - gamrgrl (10/12/2015) [-]
Eating the male only occurs in captivity when the female is starving and would eat anything, it has nothing to do with mating at all. That's just as likely as any other bug eating another bug if its starving. People like to use this myth as an excuse to mistreat lady mantises and not give them the sweet loving the deserve. Stop the lies! **** a mantis today!

www.snopes.com/critters/wild/mantis1.asp
User avatar #44 to #32 - myopicprophet [OP](10/12/2015) [-]
*googles mantis brothel*
#33 - floran ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
ey bby
#13 - lightkitara (10/11/2015) [-]
Well at least you wont die a virgin
#7 - captaingrif ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
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**captaingrif rolled image**Boku no pico was an especially hard one for me
User avatar #5 - yugiohkris ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Worse than guro?Impressive.
User avatar #61 - elcreepo (10/12/2015) [-]
If you haven't fapped to a goatsee-type picture you haven't lived.
#51 - kolya (10/12/2015) [-]
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**kolya rolled image** what i fap to
User avatar #57 to #51 - Byte ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I ship it.
#47 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
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my pr0nz
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#27 - shadowrated (10/12/2015) [-]
you're right
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#46 to #29 - anon (10/12/2015) [-]
AGREE
User avatar #65 to #46 - inkredibill (10/13/2015) [-]
He deleted my comment.

Nice.
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