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Not the hole. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ Please…make sure to tell your kids the dangers of playing too close to my butt h

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

Please…make sure to tell your kids the dangers of playing too close to my butt hole.

ararat' ' Mii!
YD“? BUTT’? I NEVEA? GD NEAH? THAT THING!
I DC.' l' N' T EVEN MENTION IT IF
I DDN' T HAVE TC}.
WHEN I WAS A KID, MY FRIEND AND I
WERE PLAYING -' IEBER TDD CLEESE
WHAT?
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#8 - barakakaka (10/18/2015) [-]
Ha-ha y-yeah, who would scratch their asshole, a-amirite?

They must never know.
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#140 to #8 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
hhhhhhhh

>>#8,
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User avatar #101 to #8 - captchakid (10/19/2015) [-]
why stop at scratching?
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#29 to #8 - donbionicle (10/19/2015) [-]
That is some HD forehead sweating, damn.
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User avatar #15 to #8 - bjornkrage (10/18/2015) [-]
hope it's not anywhere else than in the shower
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#71 to #15 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
I just wait for a huge fart to build up to scratch it with.
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User avatar #109 to #15 - cognosceteipsum (10/19/2015) [-]
I do it when I need to and I'm not in public
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#72 to #8 - ianosity (10/19/2015) [-]
I maed dis.
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#81 to #72 - iexs (10/19/2015) [-]
So making progressively lower quality images gets us pinkies right
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#106 to #104 - drzombro (10/19/2015) [-]
Enhance
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#141 to #106 - wtfduud (10/19/2015) [-]
zoom in
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User avatar #125 to #72 - jamesten (10/19/2015) [-]
he looks very young
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User avatar #98 to #72 - malcolmcz (10/19/2015) [-]
soo no he is covered in piss ?
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User avatar #83 to #8 - myopicprophet [OP](10/19/2015) [-]
Your secret is safe with the internet!
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#39 to #8 - frankwest (10/19/2015) [-]
Scratch n sniff
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#78 to #39 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1 - theawkwardbros (10/18/2015) [-]
insert lame-ass comment about the nipples
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User avatar #7 to #1 - gruga ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
The rule is, he posted comics without nipples- we comment nipples, he posted comics witm nipples- everything is good
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#28 to #7 - ablakguy (10/19/2015) [-]
Everything is at it should be.
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#41 to #28 - bobtombobbob (10/19/2015) [-]
Not yet
there are jews afoot
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User avatar #126 to #41 - jamesten (10/19/2015) [-]
is that the first reich?
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#54 to #7 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
What if I made a fairly funny remix? Are you all going to go full bipolar autistic on me?
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#4 - dbBlues (10/18/2015) [-]
Who the hell scratches their butthole?
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#94 to #4 - jaylenthepaintstic (10/19/2015) [-]
When you have crusty **** on it.
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User avatar #9 to #4 - mrkanyeeast (10/18/2015) [-]
Literally anyone with a butthole
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User avatar #27 to #9 - sinonyx (10/19/2015) [-]
that doesn't wash properly*
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#48 to #27 - Dember (10/19/2015) [-]
Excuse you.

SOME people have hairy assholes, which are tickly (or prickly, if you shave them) and thus, even if you wipe super thoroughly - heck, even if you use a goddang pack of Wet Ones on it, the itchiness of the anus may persist!

Not everyone is fortunate enough to not grow body hair like some prepubescent twelve year old. Some buttcracks happen to grow their own winter coat. Don't discriminate!
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#55 to #48 - ironsoul (10/19/2015) [-]
Try ripping the hair out. The pain goes away quickly, and so does the itchiness.
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User avatar #76 to #55 - likeacupcake ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Why, oh why can we no longer save gifs?
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User avatar #85 to #76 - derivat (10/19/2015) [-]
Because they're webms now
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User avatar #89 to #85 - likeacupcake ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
The idea of a rhetorical question doesn't mean much to you does it?
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User avatar #90 to #89 - derivat (10/19/2015) [-]
Didn't sound like one
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User avatar #121 to #55 - nomil (10/19/2015) [-]
I need the source for this gif
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User avatar #64 to #55 - nastoy ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
But... there are so many.
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User avatar #110 to #55 - Viceroy (10/19/2015) [-]
Is that Kampfer?
Did they make a new series?
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#108 to #48 - alexandervascus (10/19/2015) [-]
Insanely accurate... Why must I have this problem?
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#137 to #108 - humanheater (10/19/2015) [-]
Thank you for this, I shall cherish it forever.
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User avatar #67 to #48 - dalgaard (10/19/2015) [-]
my ass is a ******* jungle
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#51 to #48 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
one word my turgid friend: BIDET
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#96 to #51 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
Not everybody has one I know they're all over the place in Europe, but in the US they're next to nonexistent unless you have one installed yourself
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User avatar #122 to #96 - nomil (10/19/2015) [-]
I know. But WHY! They are too good for you not to have them!!
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User avatar #107 to #48 - comexx (10/19/2015) [-]
You could just shave your asshole. It's easier to wash it when it's shaven. I can wash it even if hairy, but hehe it feels much smoother and cleaner when washing and scrratching.
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User avatar #112 to #107 - norwegiansnowman (10/19/2015) [-]
HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED SHAVING YOUR ASSHOLE IF YOU HAVE A HAIRY ASS?!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN THE FURY OF THOUSAND SATAN'S IS?!
YOUR ASS CHEECKS BECOME SANDPAPER AND WITHIN DAYS YOU ASS WILL START TO BLEED AND ITCH.
DO NOT TRY THIS PEOPLE
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User avatar #146 to #112 - dalgaard (10/21/2015) [-]
i remember a post about this. somebody wrote a hilarious little story about it
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User avatar #142 to #112 - gravysponge (10/19/2015) [-]
I use trimmers instead of a razor, zero uncomfortableness ensues.
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User avatar #138 to #107 - Dember (10/19/2015) [-]
I do shave it - hence the prickly-ness, which is just as itchy as when it's at full length (though probably more hygienic).

The bro below is totally right - even shaving is only temporary relief; it quickly develops the abrasive texture of that scratchy half of Velcro, and that is simply never pleasurable when it chafes together with every step you take.

Also, shaving one's own asscrack is not exactly an elegant procedure and if you ever nick yourself in the process, you alone will understand the incoherent agony suffered by the souls of the damned...


Self-waxing your own rear isn't exactly an option for most, and those happy few of us fortunate enough to actually have girlfriends, most likely have them because we're not such foul degenerates who would ask them to wax our hairy buttcracks for us.

She really shouldn't ever have to even see it, much less perform its manscaping for us.

Also, waxing usually leads to ingrown hairs and in that particular area... just let that sink in for a moment.
I think I'll go with just enduring the hedgehog-quill texture of a shaven rump with a 5 o' clock shadow over that any day.

There really is NO good option... if you're hairy, your butthole is simply condemned to a life of itching, so scratch it we must!
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User avatar #63 to #48 - nastoy ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
The ******* story of my life man.
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User avatar #26 to #4 - sinonyx (10/19/2015) [-]
definitally not barakakaka
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User avatar #38 to #4 - gravysponge (10/19/2015) [-]
I know right?

That's what guy friends are for.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - myopicprophet [OP](10/18/2015) [-]
Yeah...seriously...
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User avatar #49 to #4 - norkasthethird (10/19/2015) [-]
someone with an itchy butthole
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User avatar #47 to #18 - uncledick (10/19/2015) [-]
Holy **** , yes. Thank you.
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User avatar #21 to #18 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
*barnacles
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User avatar #120 to #21 - ancientcows (10/19/2015) [-]
what did it say >>#47
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#20 to #18 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
I think a lot of people feel that way anon

It's an 'original' funnyjunk artist though so prepare to be bathed in the red sea
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#75 - skullball ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
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#80 to #75 - drhoffable (10/19/2015) [-]
this should help explain
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User avatar #118 to #80 - hwangnuneo (10/19/2015) [-]
i still don't....
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User avatar #100 to #68 - kolya (10/19/2015) [-]
ur a cheeki cunt m8 i give ya dat
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User avatar #70 to #68 - kibbleking (10/19/2015) [-]
banned
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#30 - runescapewasgood (10/19/2015) [-]
why is his ******* nose a penis? it even has the balls...
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User avatar #13 - anonymoussarcasm (10/18/2015) [-]
Was your friend's name Boba Fett? I never go near the Sarlacc pit.
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#50 - olesaintdikolas Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]
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#56 - lastgentleman (10/19/2015) [-]
Lyle eats people with his arsehole confirmed
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#77 - daniboyi ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
I scratch my asshole, but only with a good layer of toilet paper between my fingers and the ass, so no direct contact at all.
No harm as it is about the same as wiping after taking a **** .
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#66 - swirlytwirl (10/19/2015) [-]
I used to constantly scratch my asshole when i was about 3 or 4 years old
It was also a time where i thought the white worms in my poop were normal, until i asked my dad about it.
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User avatar #69 to #66 - kibbleking (10/19/2015) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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User avatar #84 to #66 - sphincterface (10/19/2015) [-]
Now I know that I won't be eating for a while. Thanks for that.
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User avatar #91 to #66 - chenn (10/19/2015) [-]
Don't read if you're eating:
There actually is a kind of worm that makes you scratch your butt, especially at night. The reason for that is reproductive, of course. It kinda crawls on the edge of your anus at night and lays eggs, then bites you or something so you'd scratch your butt and help spread the eggs.
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User avatar #95 to #91 - catsbats (10/19/2015) [-]
i was eating chocolate
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User avatar #127 to #95 - chenn (10/19/2015) [-]
I warned you.
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#134 to #91 - psychoknot (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah you scratch and the eggs get on your hand. Then when you eat breakfast the next day you ingest the eggs and they can hatch inside your intestines to produce more ass-worms.
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User avatar #135 to #134 - chenn (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, bonus when you cook breakfast for an entire household. You get worms, and you get worms, every body gets worms!
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#31 - oneschlicklady (10/19/2015) [-]
That man has some MASSIVE nipples.
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#25 - captainghotiman Comment deleted by myopicprophet [-]
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#34 to #25 - lulzdealer ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
**** off.
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#42 to #25 - grandzora (10/19/2015) [-]
gross out jokes are funny
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#43 to #42 - captainghotiman (10/19/2015) [-]
well his aren't is what I'm saying
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#44 to #43 - grandzora (10/19/2015) [-]
thats cold brah to say that on his own content
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#119 to #44 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
Just saying the truth man. Also nice to see that myopicprophet is too much of a pussy to actually say something instead of just blocking criticism
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User avatar #79 to #44 - austinrocket (10/19/2015) [-]
I don't think this is real, but I'll never know for sure. I've seen this gif for years now and I still am not 100% sure.
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User avatar #143 to #79 - grandzora (10/19/2015) [-]
its real, ive seen it on outrageous acts of science on tv before where the guys who made it told us what it was
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#19 - ohshoot (10/18/2015) [-]
For a second in the first panel I thought your nipple was caught under your armpit
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#3 - boomerpyro (10/18/2015) [-]
The hole you were speaking of?
The hole you were speaking of?
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#113 - vermoth (10/19/2015) [-]
okay i get it but what didnt you see again your friend or the frisbee?
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#114 to #113 - shadowmaul (10/19/2015) [-]
it says him
it says him
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User avatar #128 to #114 - mcstorms (10/19/2015) [-]
God i love that man.
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User avatar #129 to #128 - shadowmaul (10/19/2015) [-]
i know he is best grump
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User avatar #130 to #129 - mcstorms (10/19/2015) [-]
Honestly watching him get mad at mario maker is so entertaining.
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User avatar #131 to #130 - shadowmaul (10/19/2015) [-]
he barely plays anymore tho so i stopped watching it after 17
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User avatar #132 to #131 - mcstorms (10/19/2015) [-]
he played a few recentlly i think the last 2 or 3 episodes.
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#115 to #114 - vermoth (10/19/2015) [-]
yeah read it a second time and i felt stupid ill accept whatever is coming
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User avatar #116 to #115 - shadowmaul (10/19/2015) [-]
have a thumb as insulation
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#73 - perturabo ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
**perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
**perturabo rolled image**
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