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Dember (10/19/2015) [-] 
Excuse you.
SOME people have hairy assholes, which are tickly (or prickly, if you shave them) and thus, even if you wipe super thoroughly - heck, even if you use a goddang pack of Wet Ones on it, the itchiness of the anus may persist!
Not everyone is fortunate enough to not grow body hair like some prepubescent twelve year old. Some buttcracks happen to grow their own winter coat. Don't discriminate!
SOME people have hairy assholes, which are tickly (or prickly, if you shave them) and thus, even if you wipe super thoroughly - heck, even if you use a goddang pack of Wet Ones on it, the itchiness of the anus may persist!
Not everyone is fortunate enough to not grow body hair like some prepubescent twelve year old. Some buttcracks happen to grow their own winter coat. Don't discriminate!
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Dember (10/19/2015) [-] I do shave it - hence the prickly-ness, which is just as itchy as when it's at full length (though probably more hygienic).
The bro below is totally right - even shaving is only temporary relief; it quickly develops the abrasive texture of that scratchy half of Velcro, and that is simply never pleasurable when it chafes together with every step you take.
Also, shaving one's own asscrack is not exactly an elegant procedure and if you ever nick yourself in the process, you alone will understand the incoherent agony suffered by the souls of the damned...
Self-waxing your own rear isn't exactly an option for most, and those happy few of us fortunate enough to actually have girlfriends, most likely have them because we're not such foul degenerates who would ask them to wax our hairy buttcracks for us.
She really shouldn't ever have to even see it, much less perform its manscaping for us.
Also, waxing usually leads to ingrown hairs and in that particular area... just let that sink in for a moment.
I think I'll go with just enduring the hedgehog-quill texture of a shaven rump with a 5 o' clock shadow over that any day.
There really is NO good option... if you're hairy, your butthole is simply condemned to a life of itching, so scratch it we must!
The bro below is totally right - even shaving is only temporary relief; it quickly develops the abrasive texture of that scratchy half of Velcro, and that is simply never pleasurable when it chafes together with every step you take.
Also, shaving one's own asscrack is not exactly an elegant procedure and if you ever nick yourself in the process, you alone will understand the incoherent agony suffered by the souls of the damned...
Self-waxing your own rear isn't exactly an option for most, and those happy few of us fortunate enough to actually have girlfriends, most likely have them because we're not such foul degenerates who would ask them to wax our hairy buttcracks for us.
She really shouldn't ever have to even see it, much less perform its manscaping for us.
Also, waxing usually leads to ingrown hairs and in that particular area... just let that sink in for a moment.
I think I'll go with just enduring the hedgehog-quill texture of a shaven rump with a 5 o' clock shadow over that any day.
There really is NO good option... if you're hairy, your butthole is simply condemned to a life of itching, so scratch it we must!
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norwegiansnowman (10/19/2015) [-] HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED SHAVING YOUR ASSHOLE IF YOU HAVE A HAIRY ASS?!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN THE FURY OF THOUSAND SATAN'S IS?!
YOUR ASS CHEECKS BECOME SANDPAPER AND WITHIN DAYS YOU ASS WILL START TO BLEED AND ITCH.
DO NOT TRY THIS PEOPLE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN THE FURY OF THOUSAND SATAN'S IS?!
YOUR ASS CHEECKS BECOME SANDPAPER AND WITHIN DAYS YOU ASS WILL START TO BLEED AND ITCH.
DO NOT TRY THIS PEOPLE
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gravysponge (10/19/2015) [-] I use trimmers instead of a razor, zero uncomfortableness ensues.
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likeacupcake ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-] The idea of a rhetorical question doesn't mean much to you does it?
