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#66 - swirlytwirl (10/19/2015) [-]
I used to constantly scratch my asshole when i was about 3 or 4 years old
It was also a time where i thought the white worms in my poop were normal, until i asked my dad about it.
User avatar #91 to #66 - chenn (10/19/2015) [-]
Don't read if you're eating:
There actually is a kind of worm that makes you scratch your butt, especially at night. The reason for that is reproductive, of course. It kinda crawls on the edge of your anus at night and lays eggs, then bites you or something so you'd scratch your butt and help spread the eggs.
#134 to #91 - psychoknot (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah you scratch and the eggs get on your hand. Then when you eat breakfast the next day you ingest the eggs and they can hatch inside your intestines to produce more ass-worms.
User avatar #135 to #134 - chenn (10/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, bonus when you cook breakfast for an entire household. You get worms, and you get worms, every body gets worms!
User avatar #95 to #91 - catsbats (10/19/2015) [-]
i was eating chocolate
User avatar #127 to #95 - chenn (10/19/2015) [-]
I warned you.
User avatar #84 to #66 - sphincterface (10/19/2015) [-]
Now I know that I won't be eating for a while. Thanks for that.
User avatar #69 to #66 - kibbleking (10/19/2015) [-]
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