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No Man Is An Island. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ Well, I guess we’d be more like a peninsula with two keys.. A REMINDER? T

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

Well, I guess we’d be more like a peninsula with two keys.

A REMINDER? THAT, as A MAN, 'No MAN IS AN DEPLANE-'
BECAUSE Maw In
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#10 - whitelapras (05/08/2015) [-]
can someone please explain the joke so i can use this gif  i also genuinely dont get it
can someone please explain the joke so i can use this gif i also genuinely dont get it
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#18 to #10 - bdayskeleton (05/08/2015) [-]
A peninsula is a piece of land projecting out into a body of water. In this case he is sweating so much that that his penis(the land) is now sitting in a pool of sweat(The water).
A peninsula is a piece of land projecting out into a body of water. In this case he is sweating so much that that his penis(the land) is now sitting in a pool of sweat(The water).
#22 to #18 - whitelapras (05/08/2015) [-]
thanks pal
thanks pal
#23 to #22 - bdayskeleton (05/08/2015) [-]
No problem
No problem
#61 to #22 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh, I didn't think that was the joke. I thought that he was calling the girl (who had dressed lightly for the warm weather) attractive. Hence him saying "I'm a prisoner to my desire." Then he goes on and states he isn't an island but "now i'm a peninsula" because he had an erection due to the girl being loosely dressed. I'm reading this joke over and over and honestly can't see it going any other way.
#65 to #61 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
yeah, this makes more sense rather than the sweat ******** . always assume it's an erection joke and you'll go far in life.
#35 to #18 - ripinkill (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't understand "no man is an island".
Halp?
#60 to #18 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh, I didn't think that was the joke. I thought that he was calling the girl (who had dressed lightly for the warm weather) attractive. Hence him saying "I'm a prisoner to my desire." Then he goes on and states he isn't an island but "now i'm a peninsula" because he had an erection due to the girl being loosely dressed. I'm reading this joke over and over and honestly can't see it going any other way.
User avatar #73 to #60 - bdayskeleton (05/08/2015) [-]
With this artist, he doesn't exactly do deep messages. Also in these comic strips those two are either married or dating so I don't think that's the case.
#45 to #18 - animedudej (05/08/2015) [-]
i... i thought it was something deeper than that of a penis joke... honestly
User avatar #52 to #45 - bdayskeleton (05/08/2015) [-]
With that comic artist, I don't think it well ever be deep.
User avatar #53 to #52 - animedudej (05/08/2015) [-]
i'd like to hope
#43 to #12 - asdasdzxczxc (05/08/2015) [-]
10/10
10/10
#3 - thecactusturtle (05/07/2015) [-]
So this is what it feels like to see frontpage content in newest uploads
#8 to #3 - marmiteistasty (05/08/2015) [-]
So this is what it feels like to see top comments on frontpage content in newest uploads
User avatar #16 - kabuthefox (05/08/2015) [-]
she has a bigger bulge than he does
User avatar #64 to #16 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
How do you even see that?
User avatar #17 to #16 - mattdoggy (05/08/2015) [-]
lets all agree not to talk about it
#24 to #16 - derpoman (05/08/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]
A myopicprophet post not on the frontpage?
I must be early.
#40 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
is it me, or are her tits getting bigger...
User avatar #47 to #40 - myopicprophet [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
They grow and/or shrink depending on my mood
#48 to #47 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
I knew it! How dare you play my weakness against me!
User avatar #50 to #48 - myopicprophet [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
It's...my weakness as well...
#51 to #50 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
*loud sweating* ho...how do you Draw then?
User avatar #57 to #51 - myopicprophet [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
A lot of "breaks."
#59 to #57 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Y'know, i've always wanted to ask if an artist faps to his own porn.
User avatar #62 to #59 - myopicprophet [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
I have. A lot.
#70 to #48 - jakerszzzz (05/08/2015) [-]
Then shall we talk about your... "Strengths"?
Then shall we talk about your... "Strengths"?
#71 to #70 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
What can i say, Every man's got a talent, I just so happen to be the worlds best dick sucker.
User avatar #4 - dreigamos (05/08/2015) [-]
Just wondering myopicprophet
Are you married in real life? i think it'd be sweet if this chick was really your wife and this kinda **** did sometimes happen.
If you are married is your wife as bammin' slammin' bootylicious as you draw her? and do you really have nipples like that?
#32 to #4 - taggen (05/08/2015) [-]
ssshhh dont ask him about the nipples
#6 to #4 - fiberlight (05/08/2015) [-]
He's married with two children.
#31 - anotheroneonearth (05/08/2015) [-]
peninsula
User avatar #37 to #31 - redstonealchemist (05/08/2015) [-]
america is gay for canada.
explains so much.
#33 to #31 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
They forgot to add Mexico watching eagerly, trying to get in on it.
#46 to #33 - genericnickname (05/08/2015) [-]
Mexico is sucking USA's tatas.

Meanwhile, USA is trying to offer his dick to Cuba, but Cuba wants nothing to do with it.

In conclusion:

USA takes it up the butt from Canada
Mexico sucks USA's tits.
USA tries to offer its dick to Cuba, but Cuba wants nothing of it.
User avatar #55 to #46 - niggastolemyname (05/08/2015) [-]
or maybe cuba is florida's cum
User avatar #67 to #55 - bronifiedguitarist (05/08/2015) [-]
Why does this feel like a ******* Tumblr post.
#68 to #67 - niggastolemyname (05/08/2015) [-]
It's just everyone being immature i guess
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#49 to #31 - conisnon (05/08/2015) [-]
If the great lakes are all a large anus, that means that Michigan looks like some weird, parasitic worm that lives in America's rectum
#21 - murrlogic (05/08/2015) [-]
Is she wearing gardening clothes? Because she's not wearing her Yoga pants so therefore I don't think they're running.
#39 to #21 - shadowbreech (05/08/2015) [-]
Well she was certainly making something grow.
Well she was certainly making something grow.
User avatar #28 to #21 - myopicprophet [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
Yup, she was gardening
#9 - cuteasiangirls (05/08/2015) [-]
penissula
penissula
#26 - spilll (05/08/2015) [-]
**spilll used "*roll picture*"**
**spilll rolled image**
Mfw penninsula
User avatar #54 to #26 - hazardpay (05/08/2015) [-]
>See her blocking the road
>ask her to move aside politely
>she doesnt and says something about me being cis
>refers to the sign
>pffftok.jpg
>cover my eyes with my hand and edge forward until i know i've past her
>exclaim "Thank you for moving aside just like i asked you too!"
>watch the rage in my rearview
>Because I like it
User avatar #34 to #26 - areancoconut (05/08/2015) [-]
>pull over
>whip out my dick
>"why are you looking? Like it?"

inb4 she does and she forces herself on me then I get prosecuted for rape
#58 - anon (05/08/2015) [-]
Her life is a never-ending cycle of having sex with and being begged for sex by a weird dude with big hair. She knows no other existence. She knows only penis and penis jokes.
User avatar #74 to #58 - myopicprophet [OP](05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, this is gonna be a comic
User avatar #36 - vilememory (05/08/2015) [-]
KICK HIM IN THE PENINSULA!
User avatar #30 - starwarswasbetter (05/08/2015) [-]
More like Penissula.
#69 - sodaddict (05/08/2015) [-]
Legacy comic without nipples?
What blasphemy is this!?
#5 - voteshantae (05/08/2015) [-]
These comics are so good that I usually forget that they're FJ original.
#1 - jagerhaus (05/07/2015) [-]
Quite the tourist destination
Quite the tourist destination
User avatar #56 - jsrf (05/08/2015) [-]
and what about the **** versions, for scientific reasons
User avatar #13 - whypop (05/08/2015) [-]
Its weird I don't even pay enough attention to comic, I'm sorta just sitting here hoping to see that chicks tits for once after all this time even know I'm not going to. "Oh boy new legacy control comic, I hope we see her tits this time!"
User avatar #7 - sherlockbatman (05/08/2015) [-]
isn't it spelled peninsula?
or is there a joke I'm missing?
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