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Netflix and PentaChill. i'm so (not) sorry for the title xing tian is very good at giving head, eh? i cba to draw cupid so i just copy pasted it from an old com

i'm so (not) sorry for the title
xing tian is very good at giving head, eh?
i cba to draw cupid so i just copy pasted it from an old comic of mine

catch y'all later

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#111 to #7 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
sauce on nasus?
#133 to #111 - gider (01/02/2016) [-]
>nasus
that's anubis from smite you ******* casual
User avatar #148 to #133 - misternobodie ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
>smite
that's anubis from the egyptian mythology you ******* pleb.
Haven't played that game
#190 to #148 - virtualsloth (01/02/2016) [-]
Well the image is from Smite. So, depiction vs source?
User avatar #152 to #148 - gider (01/02/2016) [-]
egyptian mythology is based on smite tho, not reverse
User avatar #164 to #152 - admiralen ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
But smites mythology is based on me watching the dogs in my backyards struggles
User avatar #153 to #152 - misternobodie ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Thats not the point though.
I just did what you did for lolz
#140 to #133 - nirin ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
so... nasus ?
User avatar #154 to #140 - gider (01/02/2016) [-]
>trying to get me mad

you have succeeded
User avatar #134 to #133 - enslavedyouth (01/02/2016) [-]
Nasus looks a hella lot like anubis tho
User avatar #155 to #134 - imnotkickthecat (01/02/2016) [-]
Because Nasus and Anubis are both based on Anubis.
User avatar #158 to #155 - enslavedyouth (01/02/2016) [-]
And Ra is based on Azir
User avatar #159 to #158 - imnotkickthecat (01/02/2016) [-]
No, Ra is based on American freedom.
User avatar #160 to #159 - enslavedyouth (01/02/2016) [-]
And american freedom is based on Sobek
User avatar #162 to #160 - imnotkickthecat (01/02/2016) [-]
Sobek is just a renekton clone.
User avatar #163 to #162 - enslavedyouth (01/02/2016) [-]
You know too much

I'll keep an eyesocket out for ya
User avatar #197 to #133 - jarelk (01/02/2016) [-]
>casual
I mean, LoL isn't exactly hardcore, but neither is Smite man.
User avatar #191 to #133 - spoopyskeleton (01/02/2016) [-]
I mean, it's based off the same thing and looks exactly like Nasus.

Don't get mad when people don't like your **** tier MOBA
#245 to #191 - thecrayzeeman (01/03/2016) [-]
>Smite
> **** tier

I smell LoL fanboys.
User avatar #246 to #245 - spoopyskeleton (01/03/2016) [-]
> M-Muh third person view

Smite is easily one of the worst MOBAs out there. with DOTA and LoL running the show
#248 to #246 - thecrayzeeman (01/04/2016) [-]
It's not about third person, although that did help drag me in originally, it's because the gameplay is much faster paced. Same with HotS.

Dota 2 is a little slow in the beginning but gets more and more intense as the game progresses. and the teamfights can be quite fun, provided nobody snowballed.

Every time I try LoL it just feels, I don't know, slow and boring compared to other MOBAs. Everyone just towerhugs until someone stumbles over and the other team snowballs and wins.
User avatar #120 to #111 - skomakernikolai (01/02/2016) [-]
league of legends
User avatar #131 to #120 - ohmytoast (01/02/2016) [-]
he means where is that image from (he knows it's nasus from League)
I'd like to know too
User avatar #186 to #131 - skomakernikolai (01/02/2016) [-]
It was just a prank, bro
#215 to #111 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah I thought it was nasus too.
because smite came out AFTER league, so I believe the confusion is caled for.
User avatar #177 to #7 - polarpulse ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
wow the art on nasus is looking great
#41 to #7 - zerglin (01/02/2016) [-]
**zerglin used "*roll picture*"**
**zerglin rolled image** *raughs*
#91 to #41 - orangebudd (01/02/2016) [-]
**orangebudd used "*roll picture*"**
**orangebudd rolled image** clies flom raughter
#172 to #91 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
A thumb because Ash Vs Evil Dead
User avatar #92 to #91 - orangebudd (01/02/2016) [-]
sraughter*
User avatar #60 to #41 - commoncrunch (01/02/2016) [-]
nice roll
#226 to #41 - zerglin (01/03/2016) [-]
**zerglin used "*roll picture*"**
**zerglin rolled image** Does this mean... I'm going places?

Do the roll gods smile on me tonight?
#18 - ridivey (01/02/2016) [-]
smite content?
ON MY FUNNJUNK?
AND IT'S DECENT OC????
#16 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
And then the enemy Thanatos ulted them, because they made the mistake of standing in one place for 15 whole seconds. The end.
#21 to #16 - remsaman ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Thanatos is my bae.

i love this skin
User avatar #126 to #21 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I'm so salty that I can't just buy that skin.
#198 to #21 - giantpanda (01/02/2016) [-]
Gonna get hate for this, but Bellona is mine
#138 to #21 - aleypal ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
my bae
#217 to #21 - ichtudirweh (01/02/2016) [-]
Ravana, the Demon King of Bitchslap
User avatar #235 to #21 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh hey, a fellow Archon. We're a pretty rare breed, you and I...
User avatar #236 to #235 - remsaman ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
hell yeah.
who else would be stupid enough to spend 100$ on a skin for a god?

well except thor mains because of the new one
User avatar #237 to #236 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
I kinda might own the Thor one too
User avatar #242 to #237 - remsaman ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
i would but his hair looks so disgusting and doesnt fit his voice at all
User avatar #243 to #242 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
He's growing on me, bit by bit. He's not as good as the archon skin by a long stretch, but it's not a bad skin by any means.
User avatar #35 to #21 - princeofbrokensoul (01/02/2016) [-]
eh i like hades better
#22 to #21 - apietotheface (01/02/2016) [-]
Your bae ain't got nothing on my bae.
I was never any good with Than. Normally held even on k/d. Loki is perfect for little hit and runs, which is more my style. If you can time it right, you can chain together kills rather easily.
#80 to #22 - infedel ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Loki is literally for people who play him, then after winning they think "that was fun!" then they go and microwave their friend's cat
User avatar #216 to #80 - trapposternohomo (01/02/2016) [-]
>Loki mains
The scum of smite, only followed by Janus mains
#103 to #22 - turtleshells ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I can kick anybody's ass with Odin.
User avatar #127 to #103 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Zeus Mid, ****** , ******* fight me 5v5 Conquest scrub I'll knock ya one.
User avatar #170 to #127 - anatidaephilia (01/02/2016) [-]
***** , a Zeus and Odin ult-combo in an arena can kick peoples teeth in. Also just generally that combo in team fights.
Don't know if that combo is still viable. I stopped playing Smite a while ago.
#228 to #170 - turtleshells ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I think it's still pretty viable.

And since we're talking about combos, Odin and Awilix would be a good combo because her ult can deny the escape of a leaping enemy
User avatar #225 to #170 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I don't know about Zodin combo, but I do know that Zeus mid is OP as **** when built right.
User avatar #233 to #225 - anatidaephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
My first pentakill back in the days was Zeus. It was out of pure luck, and a dumbass opponent team, that got caught in my ult in the jungle.
Thank you Rod of Tahuti

User avatar #234 to #233 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
So you're a "press 3 to win" kinda guy, huh?
User avatar #238 to #234 - anatidaephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
ye is nice.
Nothing is better than seeing someone with low health, escaping your ult, but with three charges, and then popping that sucker.
User avatar #239 to #238 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
I've been on both sides of that, my friend.
The agony of waiting for the charge on you to expire is the same as waiting for your cooldown as Zeus.
User avatar #240 to #239 - anatidaephilia (01/03/2016) [-]
I once had a Zeus on Zeus battle, where we both had a miniscule amount of HP, and three charges.
I like to think that he had a microsecond left on his cooldown, before Thor swooped in and kicked his **** .
It wasn't a KS btw. I was playing with one of my friends, and I had used my 3 recently, so I was kinda doomed unless he secured the kill.
User avatar #241 to #240 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
There's a difference between killstealing and taking a kill that someone else isn't able to secure. Not many Smite players realize that though.
#227 to #103 - turtleshells ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
early game that is
#49 to #22 - falgabird (01/02/2016) [-]
Bitch please
User avatar #68 to #49 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh, please. Only scrubs like Hooker Tyr. She's just a walking ult.
User avatar #72 to #68 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
A walking ult that can make your life miserable.
#74 to #72 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Like pretty much every ult in the game. Especially every single damn mage. A Nemesis can **** you up. A Vulcan can **** up your whole team from across the lane. A Janus can do it from across the map.
#75 to #74 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
**sarcasticone used "*roll picture*"**
**sarcasticone rolled image**I hate facing janus with nox, mobility game too real. too true, she can be a walking tank if you get the right actives and time her abilities right
#76 to #75 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Which is why I mostly play pure damage mages. Or used to. For some reason the launcher's been ****** for months and won't let me play.

Still, you don't need mobility when you can kill anything before it gets to you. Just pick Scylla or Goobis, farm like a ************ and build so much damage you're not even a glass cannon anymore. You're a glass orbital death ray.
#86 to #76 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Scylla is the first mage I really liked to play.
The fact that you can casually walk into a teamfight and ult people again and again, dealing killing blows that break the 1000 damage barrier.
Still haven't had anything higher than a triple with anyone yet, which is surprising considering I could reliably hit my ult and played a decent Scylla.

Also, you won't believe me, but a couple of months before the 2014 Odyssey, I actually suggested a Red Riding Hood skin for her on the god & skin concepts forum.
User avatar #87 to #86 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, she's the one who carried me to level 30, because of what an amazing scrub stomper she is. Only god to date which I've gotten up to mastery X. I prefer Anubis and Vulcan now, though. They're a bit more fun, because Goobis has no escapes, so you have to think a lot more about positioning and a proper Vulcan ult can make half the enemy team and some people on your team ragequit. It's great. He's the one I got my first quadra and the "Deal more than 1500 damage with a single ability" achievement. Would have been a penta if they didn't have a Kabrakan.
User avatar #89 to #87 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
My only diamond is Cupid. I'm only mastery VI with Scylla at the moment, because a friend of mine used to main Hades so 90% of the time I was playing Cupid to combo his ult.
When I'm not playing Cupid though, my go-to gods tend to be Zhong Qui, Hel, and Scylla.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
******* hell, I forgot about ******* Hel. The one god that would make me change my build just to throw in some damn anti-healing items in there.
User avatar #93 to #90 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, she's a bitch to play against, but I love her huge teamfight presence just because of her massive damage and healing potential.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Her character model is misleading. White healing Hel is the truly evil one. Bitch heals faster than my hunter can murder **** .
User avatar #142 to #94 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Just avoid her 1 at all costs when in a 1on1. It heals just about as much as it damages, so it's practically a 500 hp swing in her favor, not counting scaling.
Her 3 is dangerous enough with the amount it heals and deals; don't let her do both in 1 ability.
User avatar #157 to #76 - MrSquidward (01/02/2016) [-]
Scylla mentioned,


Swell with 5.5k worshipers and owning all her skins. seriously, I can't play enough of her. Child's Play skin was the sole reason I ever spent money on this game
User avatar #166 to #157 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Glad she finally got the recognition she deserved after the world championship.
User avatar #169 to #166 - MrSquidward (01/02/2016) [-]
no one picks her in ranked and I still **** on every poseidon I go up against. Ive gotten a triple kill with my ult and stole gold fury at the same time.
User avatar #135 to #76 - aleypal ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
a man after my own heart
User avatar #77 to #76 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
Lol, no way. I love the lock down my nox gives. I'd rather have complete control of an opponent than pure damage as nox. besides nox hits like a truck if you get her combo off.
User avatar #79 to #77 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, I usually go for damage, because I get matched with idiots and have to compensate for their underleveled asses in a teamfight. Which sucks, because I'm small, squishy and the enemy assassin is likely going to try and murder me horribly. I spend half the time just dodging all the **** being thrown at me.
User avatar #82 to #79 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh I feels bad for you. I play with my friends or people I feel comfortable playing online with, it's a given I can focus on my role. I play solo q by myself also, so I understand you lol. Which is why I buy wards, oh my lord the ward usage is too real. I hate playing with randoms. Apolo is the most retardedly op carry I've ever seen. Jesus , but tbf it's been a few months since I've played smite but the memories are there.
User avatar #117 to #49 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Nem and Artemis are bae. still waiting on that Art buff though
User avatar #24 to #22 - remsaman ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
you disgust me

than is great for lane sustain. his 1 is a massive heal and his passive gives you even more heals on top of that. while loki is great for getting picks on low/squish heros, than is amazing for taking down even the tankiest of characters. while his 1 takes off 10% of current(max? i cant remember) health ontop of the 380 straight damage, and isnt too hard to hit with enough practice.
his 2 is probably the best thing in his arsenal though. up to 30% movement speed (60% if someone is below insta threshhold) and an assload of penetration. not to mention his basic is AOE on the third swing.


then again i have a huge hatred against loki because i play a lot of assault.
User avatar #27 to #24 - apietotheface (01/02/2016) [-]
He was the first god I ever played with, in the game.
I can understand your hate for him, because of assault. So freaking easy to get to the back lines, and cause havoc, especially when you know what you are doing.
User avatar #29 to #27 - remsaman ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
While not exactly a stealthy assassin, ne zha is probably my all time favourite.
with one of the highest DPS's available for a physical character, a ranged stun/pull and an amazing 2, hes definitely my top 5.
User avatar #30 to #29 - apietotheface (01/02/2016) [-]
He is good, but you realllyyy have to know what you are doing with him. He is one of those characters that is the MVP or the ********* of the match (Most of the time it's the latter). He isn't my favorite.
User avatar #31 to #30 - remsaman ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
kinda goes without saying for most gods really.
though the ability to hit over 1.5k damage in one swing is nice.
#23 to #22 - tankerdude (01/02/2016) [-]
love ******* with Loki with this guy
User avatar #25 to #23 - apietotheface (01/02/2016) [-]
He is definitely one of the most annoying gods to play against with loki. Soaks up damage, and has so many ways for him to wiggle out of ambushes. I normally try to avoid him, when I can.
User avatar #101 to #25 - tankerdude (01/02/2016) [-]
let give you a tip then
his transformations have a really bad turning radius if he is chasing you with tiger or bull make sharp turns and hes very likely to miss you
User avatar #200 to #101 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
That's why you can't be a scrub when you play wukong. That guy is a snowballer.
#3 - therealtotodile ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Smite content fills my soul with happiness like nothing else.
#26 - syfygeek (01/02/2016) [-]
oooh sweet. smite content
User avatar #37 to #26 - remsaman ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
unfortunately that image isnt relevant anymore because odins spears dont block allies anymore
User avatar #96 to #37 - syfygeek (01/02/2016) [-]
I should play smite lol
#4 - kevintothemax ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Smite is my ****
User avatar #5 to #4 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
You like Ruby and smite? I like you even more now.
#98 to #5 - nicktrue ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I like Max more. Ruby is a stuck up bunny-bitch.
#144 to #98 - omicronperseieight (01/02/2016) [-]
mfw Ruby is a bunny
#100 to #99 - nicktrue ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Kids show
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User avatar #9 to #8 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Ruby is the character from RWBY...
User avatar #11 to #9 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I thought you were going for the show, in my mind it didn't make sense to just talk about best girl.
User avatar #13 to #11 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Lokking at his name again, I actually mistook him for another kevin who likes Ruby from RWBY. So we're both derping out.
#14 to #13 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh well. Take this maid coco and velvet.
User avatar #12 to #4 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh wait, your the wrong kevin, my bad. I still like you for liking smite though.
#102 - nidhugg (01/02/2016) [-]
Did someone say lasers?
#114 to #102 - cmilanes (01/02/2016) [-]
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHG
#104 to #102 - hybredmoon (01/02/2016) [-]
>5v5 all Ra
>No Ra is best Ra
>Y u no FREEEEEEEEDOM!?!
User avatar #105 to #104 - nidhugg (01/02/2016) [-]
Because KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
#106 to #105 - hybredmoon (01/02/2016) [-]
Acceptable
#220 to #106 - ichtudirweh (01/03/2016) [-]
Check 'Em **ichtudirweh used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**ichtudirweh rolls 15**
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User avatar #168 to #105 - theugandanhero (01/02/2016) [-]
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#202 to #105 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
**sarcasticone used "*roll picture*"**
**sarcasticone rolled image**I hate you. my ******* sides have left me.
#6 - vincentvalkerii (01/02/2016) [-]
SMITE CONTENT?
YES PLEASE.
#28 - makhan ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
SMITE content on FJ? What a time to be alive.
#69 - fruitsponchisg (01/02/2016) [-]
Smite comics here? Holy **** , sign me the **** up!
#2 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
I was wondering what you were gonna do with the two gods with mouths on their chests. Nice work.
#84 - infedel ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Smite on the front page? this new year is promising already.
#32 - lordsepulchure (01/02/2016) [-]
Smite OC? What a time to be alive.
#95 - kingarturi (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Funnyjunk has a smite group if anyone is interested. its Funny Junk. duh
User avatar #175 to #95 - ghchamp (01/02/2016) [-]
What do you mean a smite group? Like a clan or what? Just wondering cause I may be interested
User avatar #230 to #175 - kingarturi (01/03/2016) [-]
ya a clan i what i mean. we're lacking members so feel free to join. and tell others to join as well.
User avatar #231 to #230 - ghchamp (01/03/2016) [-]
ah man, alright im the leader of a rank 7 clan so I don't wanna just up and leave, good luck though
User avatar #232 to #231 - kingarturi (01/03/2016) [-]
fair enough. but add me as a friend as id play more often if i had people to play with. ign Arturi
#81 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
TFW you've never had anything higher than a triple...
User avatar #204 to #81 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
No worries fam, you'll git gud someday. Easiest I've seen to get quins is mages. Vulcan... ****** Vulcan man
User avatar #123 to #81 - gustavia (01/02/2016) [-]
My highest is a quad
#199 to #81 - giantpanda (01/02/2016) [-]
You'll get it eventually. Ive been playing since the game was in open beta and i only have one penta, though I do main warriors.
User avatar #201 to #199 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
I think the newest god was Scylla when I started playing, so it's not like I'm new or anything.
I main hunters and mages. By all rights, I should have at least a quadra.
#203 to #201 - giantpanda (01/02/2016) [-]
true, to be honest though, most people who get them either get them in assault, arena, or that new game mode. Getting anything higher than a triple in conquest is pretty difficult.
User avatar #205 to #203 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, I guess. You're not gonna get ganked by more than 3 at a time in lane, and if you do you won't live.
The only time in conquest when you'll see the whole team is in a teamfight or an objective contesting.

I play arena and assault a lot, but I've not even touched clash yet since everyone I know said it was beyond trash.
#208 to #205 - giantpanda (01/02/2016) [-]
I thought that at first too, but clash isn't terrible. If you're playing by yourself, then it kinda sucks, but at least they did that instead of the 3 way hunter thing.
User avatar #207 to #205 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
I hate assault, I'm a casul. Playing against a Ra,on that game mode is a pain. **** him.
User avatar #209 to #207 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Heals on assault are the worst. Self-heals are fine, but when the whole team has a source of healing, you've got a problem on your hands...
User avatar #211 to #209 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
Damn straight. He has a slow and heal and he has a laser cannon it becomes unbearable unless your lead is retardedly far. Conquest for life lol
User avatar #206 to #203 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
I've gotten a Quadra in conquest. You sir are correct. Only quad I've ever receved in conquest. Trips are waaaay easier.
#40 - zaperzero ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
OC? Smite? Good game. Love it.
User avatar #118 to #85 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #171 to #121 - theugandanhero (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh god, this is that ****** comic they had planned for the end of the Odyssey isn't it
#173 to #171 - rotatingrotor (01/02/2016) [-]
dunno, one day found it while browsing viewcomic.
User avatar #124 to #121 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Thanks, fam.
User avatar #15 - cashmanderp ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Did That Excite You?
#136 - bubbagoowopboo (01/02/2016) [-]
YES SMITE CONTENT! IT IS ABOUT TIME DAMNIT
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