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My "Internal" alarm clock.. You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/ It's intentional, I know it.. MY ALARM. Those nips

You can see the rest of my comics at www.legacy-control.com/

It's intentional, I know it.

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#8 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/23/2014) [-]
What I've learned from this comic series so far:
He's an umployed guy with Ace Ventura hair and permanently erect nipples who lives in his amazingly beautiful and smart GF's apartment
User avatar #13 to #8 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
Yep, that's pretty close to being accurate
User avatar #39 to #13 - thewowpimp (04/23/2014) [-]
Does any of this seem irrational to you?

Like, why is she with him? How does no one recognize him as a piece of **** ?

Your art's okay by the way. Reminds me of Penny Arcade, but with it's own touches. Like the nipple thing.
User avatar #54 to #39 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks thewowpimp! OK, well the characters in the strip are (very loosely) based on me my wife and my brother. A lot of it is taken from real life but cranked up a bunch and made into my dumb comic. The real story is that I am a stay at home dad. My wafe makes a good living now and it allowed me to quit my I.T. job and focus on my comic full time (and also being the primary caretaker for my kids). My wife and I get along great and she helps me make most of my strips. Thanks for checking them out.
User avatar #50 to #39 - stripey ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
That is a good point

Why would a beautiful smart girl want a jobless freeloader guy?
User avatar #52 to #50 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
I ask myself the same question every day
User avatar #53 to #52 - stripey ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
haha fair enough
User avatar #62 to #8 - megavoir (04/24/2014) [-]
i think it's guitarmasterx7 on youtube
User avatar #18 to #8 - junkk (04/23/2014) [-]
While at the same time he doesn't give 2 ***** about anyone or anything else, yet he has 'SOCIAL ANXIETY!!!'
User avatar #61 to #8 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2014) [-]
Which would never happen in real life (but a girlfriend / wife who never works does happen).
User avatar #1 - pizzaweed (04/23/2014) [-]
Those nips
User avatar #43 to #1 - voltkills ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
im glad i wasnt the only one to notice.
#68 to #43 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
of course you'd notice, you're a ******* 8 year old.
User avatar #2 to #1 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
I know...it's kind of my thing now.
User avatar #3 to #2 - pizzaweed (04/23/2014) [-]
Whatever floats your boat I guess
User avatar #4 to #3 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
Well, It's more like...I dunno and OCD thing I have to do now. I have issues. Hence this comic
User avatar #31 to #1 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
They're not nipples, they're actually receptors to sense changes in the air around him.
#12 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
my roommate likes to have alarms that go off every 15 minutes   
my personal favorite was around the holidays when her alarm clock was buddy the elf screaming "SANTAAAA"   
she would be the first to die if i was strong enough to strangle people
my roommate likes to have alarms that go off every 15 minutes
my personal favorite was around the holidays when her alarm clock was buddy the elf screaming "SANTAAAA"
she would be the first to die if i was strong enough to strangle people
User avatar #14 to #12 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
Sooo, she's dead now? You killed her?
#15 to #14 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
i couldn't even strangle a chicken   
i'm a frail weakling
i couldn't even strangle a chicken
i'm a frail weakling
User avatar #36 to #15 - someguyiguess (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a great way to put it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
That got me
User avatar #20 to #12 - sirfapaton (04/23/2014) [-]
I once woke up to my roommate watching porn. He was watching it on his TV and his headset got disconnected from it.
Initiate extremely cheesy porn music at 4am.
User avatar #21 to #20 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
porn on tv, living in luxury
i would be entirely too scared to risk that even though my roommate sleeps like a rock
User avatar #24 to #21 - sirfapaton (04/23/2014) [-]
Eh I think he might've used it as his PC screen really. But it was like massive for a student...
User avatar #25 to #24 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
ohhh got it
yeah i've heard of dudes doing that. they must not be concerned about getting caught watching questionable things. meanwhile i don't even like when my roommate sees me watching cops too much
#26 to #25 - sirfapaton (04/23/2014) [-]
Also once I was sleeping, another roommate walked to my room I had forgotten to lock the door since I thought I was home alone to ask if he can borrow my calculator... I sleep naked.
HFW
#27 to #26 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
i do not understand the appeal to sleeping nekkid
i do not understand the appeal to sleeping nekkid
#40 to #27 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
You can't enter REM sleep until your body has cooled down. Hot body means less REM sleep means less quality sleep. Clothes/pajamas make it take longer to cool off, which means less REM sleep.
User avatar #41 to #40 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
that's an interesting point
it would definitely take a while of sleeping without clothes for me personally to reap the REM benefits though. it was hard to fall asleep when i tried it out just because it felt strange and uncomfortable, not to mention i was worried about awkward situations that can happen from sleeping nude
User avatar #57 to #41 - sirfapaton (04/23/2014) [-]
Just let it happen
User avatar #63 to #57 - iamsammich (04/24/2014) [-]
but what happens when a chick's period pays a surprise visit?
User avatar #65 to #63 - sirfapaton (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, I guess you do what you normally do..?
User avatar #66 to #65 - iamsammich (04/24/2014) [-]
but if you naked you got no line of defense
there are no walls to breach before it's the bedsheets
User avatar #67 to #66 - sirfapaton (04/24/2014) [-]
Well true. But I guess you could improvise something then.
#28 to #27 - sirfapaton (04/23/2014) [-]
It's comfortable not having clothes on. Also it's just that I'm used to it and I can't sleep if I've something on apart from the blankets.
User avatar #29 to #28 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
i'm definitely not used to it, but i mean i've only tried it like twice in my whole life
my parents always thought i was weird for how i would sleep in normal clothes, no pjs or nothin. that's mostly because i'm lazy though
User avatar #30 to #29 - sirfapaton (04/23/2014) [-]
I guess to each their own? You strange creature you
User avatar #33 to #25 - ohhh (04/23/2014) [-]
You mentioned the wrong savior.
User avatar #34 to #33 - iamsammich (04/23/2014) [-]
my apologies mr jesus
#35 to #34 - ohhh (04/23/2014) [-]
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#17 - erotictentacle (04/23/2014) [-]
why does he need to sleep at certain times if he doesn't have a job?
he can sleep whenever he wants...
#11 - rockergamer (04/23/2014) [-]
I can't get enough of these comics

or those nips
#5 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
everytime i see your post i get aroused. what the 			****
everytime i see your post i get aroused. what the ****
User avatar #6 to #5 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
Then my job here is done
User avatar #56 - yunoavailable (04/23/2014) [-]
why the **** does he have mushrooms growing on his nipples
#59 to #56 - mastercolossus (04/23/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image** you beat me to it.
**mastercolossus rolled image** you beat me to it.
#37 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
What's wrong with his niples?
User avatar #7 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
did he sleep on a pizza
cause he has mushrooms taped to his chest
#23 - europe (04/23/2014) [-]
Ah yes
Especially nice when this happens in the weekends
#19 - iamspika (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeees.
User avatar #32 - klina ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Why are chicks so hot. :/
#38 to #32 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh wow u like women wow congrats congrats
User avatar #48 to #38 - klina ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
christ that's not what I meant
User avatar #60 - gameshredder (04/23/2014) [-]
Nipples like light switches
User avatar #47 - indulge (04/23/2014) [-]
******* rad pacifier nipples man
#44 - vissova (04/23/2014) [-]
What the **** is up with his nips
User avatar #58 to #44 - sladee ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
It's early on the morning, clearly, it's chilly.
#49 - stripey ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I looked on your website, your art style sure has gotten better over the years

nice comics, OP
User avatar #51 to #49 - myopicprophet [OP](04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks Stripey!
User avatar #46 - wolfdogone (04/23/2014) [-]
them nipples are fierce as hell
User avatar #45 - mikaelkid (04/23/2014) [-]
Pacifier nips
User avatar #22 - blazekingxxx (04/23/2014) [-]
Do you draw porn?
#10 - kanedam ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
boobs, bra, sexy girl... good.
concentrate more on that to make me happy!
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