Sir, what' s so important that
causes you to drive so fast?
Well, Officer. I' m
late for work, I have
a very important
jab at the asshole
What the hall does one do at an
asshole stretching factory?
Okay, what happens is this: We get a
shipment of assholes and we stretch
them. We put one finger in until it fits
nicely, then we go to 2 fingers. We keep
going until we can get a whole fist in.
Then we have a device that stretches it to
my to 6 feet.
What the hell? What do you do with
a 6 foot asshole?
Most people throw them in a police
car behind a