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#140 to #28 - masterboll ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
#Triggered #LeWytGenocide #MuhCandyHeritage
#174 to #165 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #169 to #68 - mgsexplain (11/01/2015) [-]
Woah... Mario's a ****** .

Thank's Mario!

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#70 to #58 - kexy (10/31/2015) [-]
cute costuse here ya go!
User avatar #177 to #82 - furiousmarshmellow (11/01/2015) [-]
Woah, thanks man. I need to keep a more sharp eye out.
#87 to #58 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
I think you mean... Nig or treat
#122 to #79 - jamesisawesome (11/01/2015) [-]
I love that movie.
#85 to #79 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
where's this from?
#91 to #85 - darkbringer (11/01/2015) [-]
Step Brothers.
#46 - tazze (10/31/2015) [-]
I have seen too much straight ***** to not see sexual intent in this expression
send help
User avatar #49 to #46 - novabird (10/31/2015) [-]
and now you have me worried, i get that look a lot... :\
#86 to #46 - aizeinstein (11/01/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** Is it wrong to get turned on by straight shotos, even though you're in your twenties?
User avatar #96 to #86 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
nope.

has to do with certain psychological factors
#98 to #96 - aizeinstein (11/01/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** I know I'm damaged. I don't know how far or in which way.
User avatar #99 to #98 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
you're about as damaged as me if you like /SS/

chaoticlaw, get the **** in here
#100 to #99 - aizeinstein (11/01/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** Yeah, chaoticlaw should get the **** in here I don't know who he is though .
User avatar #101 to #100 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
Chaoticlaw is /ss/ Incarnate
#109 to #101 - chaoticlaw (11/01/2015) [-]
I'm here, holy **** .
User avatar #110 to #109 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
educate aizeinstein on the joys of /ss/
User avatar #111 to #110 - chaoticlaw (11/01/2015) [-]
I can't, I'm on my mobile which has like 6 images and a million videos.

None of which are /ss/.
User avatar #112 to #111 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
tomorrow is no fap november. work fast.
User avatar #113 to #112 - chaoticlaw (11/01/2015) [-]
Trick or treating don't end till 12, so you're **** out of luck.
User avatar #114 to #113 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
give your daughter your dick as a treat and solve all of your problems
User avatar #115 to #114 - chaoticlaw (11/01/2015) [-]
She gets that as a bed time snack, you ******** .
User avatar #116 to #115 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
overfeed the little ****
#179 to #116 - dehnoobshow (11/02/2015) [-]
I don't know if it's because I'm tired and horny.
But that made me laugh for more than I had to.
User avatar #160 to #112 - relvel (11/01/2015) [-]
Looks like you're outta luck, buddy.
#171 to #111 - mogolliz (11/01/2015) [-]
***** i want my straight ***** porn and i want it now ! pretty pleeeeeeeease ?!
#102 to #101 - aizeinstein (11/01/2015) [-]
Is he a big guy?
User avatar #104 to #102 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
for you
User avatar #131 to #99 - admiralloli ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
whats /ss/? it feels like that phrase came out of no where to me
User avatar #132 to #131 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
straight ***** .

***** being the opposite of loli
#133 to #132 - admiralloli ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
old men
User avatar #135 to #133 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
no. young guys
#143 to #135 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
You guys disgust me, but at least you know that you're damaged.
User avatar #156 to #143 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
except no one ******* asked you
#158 to #156 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
You asked >>#146

>>#143 was a comment.
You expect to not receive comments on the Internet?
User avatar #144 to #143 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
nothing wrong with liking the idea of a younger man getting boned by a milf
#145 to #144 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
I don't really know if there's a difference between younger men getting boned by a milf and younger girls getting boned by a old guy.

Pedophilia is pedophilia. No matter the gender.
User avatar #146 to #145 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
so a consenting 15/16 year old highschool student getting it on the regular from his teacher is terrible to you?
#147 to #146 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
Is disgusting.
Even if you're in Japan where the age of consent is 13.
Disgusting.
User avatar #148 to #147 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
it's because people are getting laid and you aren't, isn't it
#149 to #148 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
It's because I get laid, and don't need to manipulate undeveloped young minds to do so.
User avatar #150 to #149 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
'kay. didn't know that cartoons counted as "underdeveloped minds"
#151 to #150 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
We both know that you're not talking about cartoons.
User avatar #152 to #151 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
no, I particularly know that I legitimately fap to japanu mango porn about /ss/
#157 to #152 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
>>#154 insecure much? damn typo
And are you ******* serious bringing in games in here?
I play games since I was ******* 5 years old.
I also watch anime since RTL7 aired DBGT.

What I'm saying is, that pedophilia disgust me. Even if fictional.
You asked, I answered.
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#153 to #152 - chokebee (11/01/2015) [-]
I hope that you'll stay with fiction then.
#170 to #153 - psyachu ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #154 to #153 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
yeah, no, I'm totally gonna go out and **** kids. I'm also gonna go out and slaughter people because I play videogames that have me killing people.

I play surgeon simulator so I must be a doctor.

I play STALKER so clearly I'm a brilliant ukrainian scavenger who's an expert in destroying mutant flora and fuana as well as dicking over the government.

**** outa here
User avatar #134 to #132 - admiralloli ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
thanks
#24 - ohshoot (10/31/2015) [-]
Yoshi deserves it
User avatar #55 to #24 - jackcow (10/31/2015) [-]
Now I'll learn how to use Yoshi.
#90 to #24 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
The throw spam can get you kicked out of online. Spamming a specific attack, even in For Fun can get you kicked out for like 20 minutes or something.
User avatar #162 to #90 - empithree ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
only a noob loses to a noob move.
User avatar #142 to #90 - buddywuggle (11/01/2015) [-]
Which is especially unworth it, since a spammed attack is weaker than a combination of attacks.
#4 - karenoniks (10/31/2015) [-]
No chill
User avatar #8 to #4 - shorea (10/31/2015) [-]
aw, 6s late
User avatar #29 to #4 - frankwest (10/31/2015) [-]
Was listening to Nocturne No. 1 when I saw this. It made it much more tragic
User avatar #38 to #4 - robotekk (10/31/2015) [-]
Like what do you people want from him? If he didn't jump off, they'd both die. Yoshi was doomed
User avatar #164 to #4 - johrny (11/01/2015) [-]
This Yoshi is so adorable
#126 to #4 - iminschool (11/01/2015) [-]
BrUh x'D

FAM HAD NO CHILL TBH
User avatar #130 to #126 - manza (11/01/2015) [-]
LMAOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #20 to #4 - burningchimera (10/31/2015) [-]
It always bothers me that he starts off with a front flip and ends up doing a back flip
#83 to #20 - captainghotiman (11/01/2015) [-]
what bothers me is that he's not wearing overalls
User avatar #30 to #20 - vladi (10/31/2015) [-]
The censored flipping off piss me off to no end though.
#43 to #4 - irishlawyer (10/31/2015) [-]
Thank god his hands were censored, I don't know if I could have handled that
#17 - shadowrated (10/31/2015) [-]
when you get your fortune cookie
#25 - psychadelicace (10/31/2015) [-]
Sacrifices MUST be made
#14 - voteshantae (10/31/2015) [-]
Just a reminder that tomorrow is both Nofap November and No Shave November. Truly it is the manliest month of the year.
User avatar #64 to #14 - iphoneguy (10/31/2015) [-]
Trying to do the challenge this time, not doing no shave though
User avatar #95 to #14 - enslavedyouth ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
Well I've went no fap for two weeks before the start of November

Fapped yesterday and today and kinda regret ruining my streak now, but I know I can do it no problem
User avatar #97 to #14 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
krystalkitty, I demand you do another porn comp. we need to fap it all out tonight
User avatar #128 to #14 - alfonshister (11/01/2015) [-]
Last time i went 8 months without shaving. i think i can do that.
User avatar #141 to #14 - buddywuggle (11/01/2015) [-]
No fap november? I must get to work before the clock hits 12.
#175 to #14 - damson (11/01/2015) [-]
And I'm doing neither.
User avatar #57 to #14 - nonathan (10/31/2015) [-]
Got any **** versions of this chick?
User avatar #73 to #57 - voteshantae (10/31/2015) [-]
I do but I'm currently using my phone to post. Just search "Shantae" on your favorite r34 site. My favorite site is You need to login to view this link
#163 to #57 - qill (11/01/2015) [-]
pretty sure you already failed no fap november
User avatar #39 to #14 - moxmortuus (10/31/2015) [-]
Speaking of No-Shave, can places of work stop you from participating. Such as if they have rules on facial hair length?
#42 to #39 - voteshantae (10/31/2015) [-]
Don't lose your job over noshave. Not worth it.
User avatar #44 to #42 - moxmortuus (10/31/2015) [-]
Well of course haha, just didn't know if doing No-Shave voided that rule.
User avatar #119 to #44 - meganinja (11/01/2015) [-]
Noshave isn't an official thing really, so not unless your boss is really chill.
#92 to #44 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
...really, dude?
User avatar #93 to #92 - moxmortuus (11/01/2015) [-]
Better to ask than remain ignorant.
User avatar #51 to #39 - teratorn (10/31/2015) [-]
No shave isnt some offical thing.
User avatar #50 to #14 - novabird (10/31/2015) [-]
it will actually be a challenge this year for once...
this gonna be hard, among other things~ ;D
hue...
User avatar #72 to #14 - itskennyandjosh (10/31/2015) [-]
Knowing me i'll probs fail no fap november at 4am
User avatar #124 to #72 - jamesisawesome (11/01/2015) [-]
The simplest way to win is to be super busy all the time. You can't be horny if you're tired.
User avatar #172 to #124 - itskennyandjosh (11/01/2015) [-]
Nevermind i failed
User avatar #94 to #72 - kandazz (11/01/2015) [-]
I did that last year. Forgot what day it was. It was dark and no one was around. Balls started itching and one thing led to another. BAM! No-fap failed around 2 A.M. Worst part was I didn't realize until I browsed FJ some more and saw all those assholes that like to tempt folks.

This year I'ma do it. I'm gonna do the No-fap November.
User avatar #173 to #94 - itskennyandjosh (11/01/2015) [-]
I failed at 10am, i was close
User avatar #181 to #173 - kandazz (11/02/2015) [-]
I almost failed, then I came here and remembered.
User avatar #105 to #94 - itskennyandjosh (11/01/2015) [-]
I tried to practice by going today without doing it and i'm already failing
User avatar #75 to #14 - dsendz ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
Wow, I haven't thought about shantae in a long time. I really want to get out my gbc now.
#108 to #75 - voteshantae (11/01/2015) [-]
The original game sales for $300 brand new. Physical copies are kinda rare.
User avatar #36 to #14 - moorgar (10/31/2015) [-]
no shave november? god damn i gotta shave right now
#37 to #14 - mrspyder (10/31/2015) [-]
**mrspyder used "*roll picture*"**
**mrspyder rolled image**
thanks for reminding me to shave today.
#103 to #14 - reginleif ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
**reginleif used "*roll picture*"**
**reginleif rolled image** Shantae a **** .
#34 to #14 - knightmoiden ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
I'm doing both, with me luck and a good beard.
User avatar #40 to #34 - voteshantae (10/31/2015) [-]
Good luck!
#47 to #14 - itsthetie [OP](10/31/2015) [-]
I'm prepared for both
#74 to #47 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
"Success breeds faggotry"
User avatar #81 to #15 - thekingofengland (10/31/2015) [-]
My first vidya. I remember it took me months to complete it, but when I return for nostalgia, those 96 exits of my life lasted just one afternoon
User avatar #129 to #15 - michaelrock (11/01/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #168 to #15 - virtigo ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
Everybody know there's no falling damage in a 2D Mario game!
User avatar #33 to #15 - itsthetie [OP](10/31/2015) [-]
:c
#12 - letrollzor (10/31/2015) [-]
I never really liked Yoshi that much but that was a dick move
#120 to #12 - bananasinpojamas (11/01/2015) [-]
So.... where's this gif from?
User avatar #180 to #120 - cisdroidcommander (11/02/2015) [-]
starbomb. Don't remember which one.
#3 - decimatorthebeast (10/31/2015) [-]
Mario better check himself on the way back.
User avatar #80 to #3 - thekingofengland (10/31/2015) [-]
More sinister Luigi plz
#66 - njjohnny (10/31/2015) [-]
Did someone say Mario Characters knocking at doors?
#78 to #26 - anon (10/31/2015) [-]
I didn't get this one until a friend explained to me The Importance Of Being Yoshi.
In the earlier, non-DS Super Mario 64 (you know, the one that actually ran on the N64), Mario was the only playable character, and Yoshi is seen for just a moment on the roof of the castle during the ending.
I also don't believe the original N64 version had any cannon to reach the top of the castle with, so...
Yoshi with different hats is so OP
#41 - kaboomz (10/31/2015) [-]
poor yoshi
#7 - beastkenten ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
#117 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #123 to #117 - therealfell (11/01/2015) [-]
dude's gonna die
clearly he hasn't watched trick 'r treat
#21 - helgheimftw (10/31/2015) [-]
Top kek
User avatar #18 - thesunpraiser (10/31/2015) [-]
Edowado and Tie content in the same day... Today is a good day.
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