OK then riddle me this.
why would whatever god or gods that you worship create science and then create a holy book and then have them contradict each other so people would end up having choose between one or the other? Shouldn't they complement each other in order to further strengthen the case of your deities or deity's existence instead of weakening it?

because gods are bored assholes

it's kinda funny you missed out on the second largest one.

where's greek mythology in this?

HERE IS YOUR MOAR. If you don't like it, deal with it.

I like this one, my preferred one however

This, wins all