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Jerk Cousin. You can see all my other comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ This comic is based on a conversation my wife had. She said she really doesn’t like

You can see all my other comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

This comic is based on a conversation my wife had. She said she really doesn’t like steak (of any kind) then later than night, as we were going through a drive through to pick up some adult beverages, she exclaimed “Mmm, that beef jerky looks yummy.” To which I replied, “You don’t like steak but you like it’s anorexic, drug addict cousin?” And then…comedy was born.

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#11 - deemsledog (08/11/2015) [-]

#50 to #11 - zpowell (08/12/2015) [-]

An edit on myopicprophet that ISNT nipples? What is this world coming to

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#36 to #11 - razamuliel (08/12/2015) [-]

M'paint skills

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#5 - xskullgirlsx (08/11/2015) [-]

Well they shouldn't be so bad off

They are in their prime Prime steak? Eyyy?

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#13 to #5 - myopicprophet [OP](08/11/2015) [-]

Niiiiice

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#8 to #5 - burpateer (08/11/2015) [-]

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#9 to #8 - xskullgirlsx (08/11/2015) [-]

Why you do this

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#10 to #9 - burpateer (08/11/2015) [-]

Gettin' real tired of your **** , Nadia

#34 to #10 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]

Well you didn't have to be a real jerk about it

#48 to #9 - irvea (08/12/2015) [-]

cuz it's kinky

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#31 to #5 - braaaap (08/12/2015) [-]

there was a lot at steak with that pun.

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#51 to #5 - omegez (08/12/2015) [-]

heh

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#18 to #5 - tuscanjackal (08/11/2015) [-]

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#24 to #18 - cropthecrap (08/12/2015) [-]

If you're spreading that pic around, consider using this instead.

#26 to #24 - tuscanjackal (08/12/2015) [-]

Thanks man, I should've done it myself beforehand though.

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#28 - foelkera (08/12/2015) [-]

I don't think he's still addicted to meth...

that jerk looked like he was cured

#59 to #28 - danmegaflakes (08/12/2015) [-]

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

#42 to #28 - myopicprophet [OP](08/12/2015) [-]

Damnit...that was good!

#37 to #28 - brothergrimm (08/12/2015) [-]

#33 to #28 - oceansuns (08/12/2015) [-]

*yung mulah baby intensifies*

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#12 - murrlogic (08/11/2015) [-]

$This comic kinda hurts. A long time ago my mom got into a car accident. She was a nurse and while she was driving to work she didn't pay attention for a fraction of a second and got side swiped by another persons car and her car ended up flipping off a nearby bridge and colliding violently to the ground. She had to punch thru her windshield with her one good arm and crawl thru glass and poison ivy. Her right arm was completely shattered and her back got severely ****** up. She was released from work because of this. Her arm healed but her back was ****** forever. First my mom tried taking Vicodin and tried to convince the nursing staff she was fine and began pushing herself even harder because of it doping herself to **** on Vicodin When her mental state started to fade she started to take weed since my aunt and uncle are organic pot farmers who sent me a bag of pot on my 18th birthday (long story different subject). When weed stopped working she turned to Meth and eventually lost all her teeth, her sanity dropped even further, lost a **** ton of weight and then turned to prostitution. She died on my 18th birthday Moral of the story is if you wanna do drugs please stay as far away from the ones that can hurt you. Stick to weed, mushrooms, maybe even a little bit of acid every once in awhile to relieve some stress. But Meth will **** you up so don't even try.$

This comic kinda hurts.

A long time ago my mom got into a car accident. She was a nurse and while she was driving to work she didn't pay attention for a fraction of a second and got side swiped by another persons car and her car ended up flipping off a nearby bridge and colliding violently to the ground. She had to punch thru her windshield with her one good arm and crawl thru glass and poison ivy.

Her right arm was completely shattered and her back got severely ****** up. She was released from work because of this. Her arm healed but her back was ****** forever. First my mom tried taking Vicodin and tried to convince the nursing staff she was fine and began pushing herself even harder because of it doping herself to **** on Vicodin

When her mental state started to fade she started to take weed since my aunt and uncle are organic pot farmers who sent me a bag of pot on my 18th birthday (long story different subject). When weed stopped working she turned to Meth and eventually lost all her teeth, her sanity dropped even further, lost a **** ton of weight and then turned to prostitution. She died on my 18th birthday

Moral of the story is if you wanna do drugs please stay as far away from the ones that can hurt you. Stick to weed, mushrooms, maybe even a little bit of acid every once in awhile to relieve some stress. But Meth will **** you up so don't even try.

#60 to #12 - danmegaflakes (08/12/2015) [-]

Jesus **** that's sad

#35 to #12 - infinitereaper (08/12/2015) [-]

Yes, very much this, drugs are really great, but you have to use them responsibly and only use the good ones. LSD, Shrooms, DMT, Opium, Weed, and Kratom are all A okay. As with all things moderation is key. Psychedelic tolerance builds up fast, opiate tolerance too. I'm experimenting with an RC atm, and it turned out to be fairly safe/interesting, but this may not be the case with all RCs, so in general stick to the real stuff. Nothing beats the real stuff anyway.
Gotta say I feel pretty gud right now tho.

Anyways sorry about your mom.
Chronic pain is a terrible state to be in, endless suffering, my life everyday, except when I'm on drugs.
It's a really hard way to live all and all. In fact, it's probably why I like drugs so much.
Only time I can make the pain turn to pleasure, or just, you know, cease.

Never tried weed, kratom is alright, but not opiates, far less side effects tho. Worth taking as I do. Relatively cheap but for a poor fag like me money is always a big issue. So yeah.

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#43 to #35 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]

What is RC? I'm asking because I got the impression you were talking about the artificial or synthetic drugs illegal drugs, not Rx . Those things can be really dangerous because the specific mix they use is always changing so it can continue to be sold. They can have some freaky weird side effects that can kill or seriously impair.

#61 to #43 - infinitereaper (08/12/2015) [-]

And yet I'm fine. Like I said, good luck. Partial agonist.

#16 to #12 - sirsirsonson (08/11/2015) [-]

Fun fact: there is no real overdose amount on consuming lsd, you can overdose on injecting it, but not drinking, don't ask how I know

#29 to #12 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/12/2015) [-]

Meth is the 'atom bomb' of stimulants for a reason. It gets the job done, but it ***** everything up, too.

#40 to #12 - greedtheavaricious (08/12/2015) [-]

Slowly killing myself with cigarettes and the occassional beer/wine already. No drugs for me.

**** man. Don't know what to say. I'll just pretend to hug you til you get here.