Wow I got 900 thumbs for saying "darn thats pretty darn good."
Wtf, its a redundant comment and hardly funny.

Your comment is literally right there. How did you misquote yourself?

I might be a bit hammered.

do you think you're jack hammered

Oh, well carry on then.

Grats on the 900 thumbs btw

It shows how many people agree with you

I get that, but it still feels off to me.

after these kinds of posts you feel glad when someone expresses what you're feeling.

At least, that was my motivation.

Stop sucking itstheties dick please. Its my job. if you know what i mean

Ya know, this is not the set of Mister Rodger's neighborhood. You do not need to puritanically censor yourself here Han Solo dies in Force Awakens. **** you, I used a spoiler tag so you can't blame me

A MUCH BIGGER SPOILER RIGHT HERE DO NOT CLICK THIS, IT WILL BE A LOT MORE SPECIFIC THAN HIS SPOILER! Han Solo is killed yes. Next Spoiler shows specifically who kills him, you are warned in case you clicked this spoiler expecting something funny. He is killed by Kylo Ren, And guess who Kylo Ren is? Han Solo's Son, Ben Solo.

itsthetie can you delete this?

he could have, but chose not to.

thanks, itsthetie.

Icecold

I honestly have no idea why all of a sudden people
care about the **** ******* trilogy star wars it's mediocre
at best and doesn't deserve the attention anyway
i'm glad you ruined it for me so i don't have to watch it

>putting SW spoiler in every comment

Constant spam is too annoying. flagged you, bitch

jokes on you, ive already been spoiled

why do you feel the need though? lots of attention?

Yup

well that's the first step in solving your attention seeking personality disorder

next step is skydiving with no parachute

jokes on you. I don't know who han solo is.

Probably if you died tonight nobody would care I don't think...

I know you were kidding but you're right

Tbh I'm only half kidding, like, I know that you're a stranger on the internet... But it's sad that this isn't the first or even the second comment I've seen of you doing some ******** like spoiling star wars for no reason.

Look, go outside right now and take classes at a nearby community college. Talk to a member of the opposite (or same) sex. Make your life better. In a year you can fill that void that you have right now and then come back to funnyjunk. You just have to try.

Spoiler Alert: He fails

Jokes on you I saw it a day early because I won some tickets on the radio and I didn't go about spoiling it for everyone like a jackass.

piece of ****

you see it coming a mile away, and Jar Jar binks confirmed bad guy
meesa want you on darkside
meesa avenge annie

jokes on you. i saw it in hd 3d opening day before anybody could spoil it.

Paying 4 extra dollars to make the film look like a diorama

I feel sorry for you if you have so little money you need to worry over that extra 4 bucks

I like the way you do it.
I love when kids cry over spoilers.

le truld xddd

you could at least say it was a star wars spoiler you cum guzzling whore

>Clicks spoiler
>Han-
>nope.avi

Everyone knew that Han Solo dies in the force awakens even before the film came out so stop acting like a little bitch. All it took was to spend 5 mins on the internet.

GOD DAMNIT I DIDNT EVEN CLICK THE SPOILER **** YOU

just block him thats what i did

please flag him also, he is spaming that ******** on every Content.

Don't flag spoilers

All you do is spoil the things for mods. They will not remove the comment because it doesn't break the rules.

he spamed it... LITERALLY on ALL the ******* FRONT CONTENT of today!!! ...

It´s not an flaging because of ******* Spoiler, its an flaging for ******* spaming, because that actuelly exists as ******* reason to flag someone, this mofo is the bane of anoyance for me today.

A couple comments per page is not spamming.

If it were, literally everyone on FJ could be reported for spamming.

he's spamming bro. clear violation of the rules.

What about ON EVERY FRONT PAGE CONTENT do you not understand? He literally spammed the entire FrontPage with his ******** , that is spaming in it´s cleanest form, literally flooding in every given Content ******** , regardless if it fits or not.

"If it were, literally everyone on FJ could be reported for spamming."

Are you pulling my leg here? That guy pretty much Spamed the same **** on every ******* front page Content, and it´s always the same. Spam is if you repeatedly mention something everywhere you can.

The difference is theirfore: Everyone may make comments on FrontPage Content, but it´s most often reaction TOWARDS the Content or jokes about the Content.

That move spammed his anoying SW Spoiler ******** on every front page Content, regardless of what the Content was about. That is spamming, spamming is not just repeating the same sentence 100x times, that´s just the simplest form of spaming.

"

Bro you need to calm down. Let me explain how this works here.

I'm just going to assume your somewhat new to FunnyJunk. Spamming is only reported and dealt with in extreme cases. To the point were there are a flood of comments per page. There have been plenty people that would post the same exact comment or miscellaneous annoying comments 2-3 times per page and were not reported. In fact they usually become apart of FJ history. Like RayBingo, geckolickingcherios, uchihalover, etc.

So, you can still report him. But it will do nothing because it isn't breaking any rules specific to FunnyJunk's term and you ruin a mod's Star Wars experience.

I know you are right, and I know that's how funnyjunk has always been. But I honestly would have no problem at all with spoiler spam in particular being removed. It does feel worse than regular spam. I know we do what we can to keep free speech and fun here. I'm not going to whine like the other guy, but I do agree it doesn't help the site or encourage new people. Just something to consider.

That's true. But like I said it also isn't very fun for the mods.

I was looking out for them when I originally started this debacle.

Smug Animu girl drinking beverage.jpeg

"let me explin how ur rong"

(someone please do one of those crappy drawn parody memes for this as I have always wanted to see it..no saltyness intended, I just find it amusing)

"I'm just going to assume your somewhat new to FunnyJunk. Spamming is only reported and dealt with in extreme cases."

How funny, there was actuelly already an Content on the front page calling that out today, with an mod saying that after 3 times repeating your constant spaming you get banend for hours, one Person got even banned for hours for just making the Spoiler once as anonymous and got also banned because of crossfire.

In one comment section I repeated the same thing to someone for comedic effect, should I be banned for spamming? No he is doing the same thing, its funny to him so he can do it, only extreme cases are banned for spamming, like bots that give links to ******** sites or the old ass troll yoloswaghashtag spammed the same comment that was pages long to piss people off. .a

"In one comment section I repeated the same thing to someone for comedic effect, should I be banned for spamming?"

Never said that, you are now just putting up an strawman. If it is for Comedy purposes then for sure then i dont see why. Also the **** he does is not funny, it was maybe funny when he posted it on an star wars Content, that was an giggle worth.

But going around into every ******* Content he could find and post the same **** , over and over and over and over and over again? Why? That´s not funny, it´s just pure annoyance. That ****** even admited that he just does it because he has nothing better to do with his life.

"No he is doing the same thing," No because there is missing something: the Pointe in the ******* joke.

"its funny to him so he can do it," Do we have to accept every troll? Nothing against trolls in General, most even manage to make it funny. He is just spamming ********* .

"only extreme cases are banned for spamming, like bots that give links to ******** sites or the old ass troll yoloswaghashtag spammed the same comment that was pages long to piss people off."

So spaming into every damn Content something completly stupid and repetetiv which has no other comedian effect but for himself would be funny? Would it be funny if i posted into every damn Content an 4000 text Long Story how an guy ***** an 9 year old on an lawnmower? Idk, but it would be sure to see anyones reaction, do i do it? Na man, i don´t, because it wouldnt be funny unless the context is right.

Get out of your salt mines.

Why? I confronted that faggat already once, the conversation ended with him telling me to put an shutgun up my ass and pull the Trigger. I look into the comment section to see if someone could Twist the joke around or seeing funny reactions, not to see 30 comments of People getting pissed for Spoilers.

The thing is, he DID put it in spoiler tags. If you're scared of something being spoiled, don't click risky spoiler tags. It's honestly that simple.

Dude im not an ******* fan of Star Wars, i couldnt care less if he would just do it on star wars Content to be an ******* dick.

What pisses me off that he destroyed the entire day of worthy comments theoreticly, be distracting anyone with his ******** .

The only day i would like to watch that movie is if one of my friends would infite me to watch it with him at an movie night or some **** .

You can just collapse his comment chain, you know and get to the relevant ones?It's literally not hard.

I have sadly the weakness of getting into stuff far to deep, once it pisses me off.

oh look i got an hater, wonder who could it be, most like the Person that insisted i put an shotgun up my arse.

your right but that doesn't make you any more of a dick

Thanks a lot man

Honestly man. This was the first comic i've seen in a while that's just straight up good. Doesn't reference fj nor is it some ******** thumbwhoring copy cat thing.
good for you man

Two options

A: It's on the next page

B: He went off script because he didn't know the script would kill him