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Jack Hammer

Jack Hammer. Without a doubt the longest comic I've ever made, this took me two days to finish, hope it shows! bonus panel: itsthetie.com/comic/the-wrestler/ fa

Without a doubt the longest comic I've ever made, this took me two days to finish, hope it shows!

bonus panel: itsthetie.com/comic/the-wrestler/
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have a good one!

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#207 - retrochris (12/21/2015) [-]
stickied by itsthetie
GIF
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#96 to #30 - fverxes ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Uh ,I think i get some pretty good mileage out of that one. Thanks
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#21 - huszti (12/20/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
(referring to bonus panel) he might be fired but he can basicly just become a movie actor.

also you can't tell me that isnt Goldberg
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User avatar #151 to #21 - kazene (12/21/2015) [-]
I was thinking it looked more like Stone Cold Steven Austin
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#201 to #151 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
>Stone Cold Steve Austin
>jackhammer slam
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#73 to #21 - ftsfts (12/20/2015) [-]
Well his finisher was the jackhammer, plus the likeness, etc. I don't think anyone would argue with you.
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#75 to #21 - itsthetie [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
I used to be a huge wrestling fan, of course it's based off of him
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#281 to #75 - checkemninja (12/21/2015) [-]
Someone stole his neck
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#277 to #75 - hairydawg (12/21/2015) [-]
Go Dawgs
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User avatar #5 - komandantmirkoo (12/20/2015) [-]
you're getting too deep for me man.

say hi to james cameron and his submarine
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User avatar #2 - mrshrapnel (12/20/2015) [-]
Wow that was pretty darn good.
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#143 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
Ya know, this is not the set of Mister Rodger's neighborhood. You do not need to puritanically censor yourself here Han Solo dies in Force Awakens. **** you, I used a spoiler tag so you can't blame me
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#148 to #143 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
>Clicks spoiler
>Han-
>nope.avi
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User avatar #178 to #148 - bigndn ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
just block him thats what i did
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User avatar #231 to #178 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
please flag him also, he is spaming that ******** on every Content.
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User avatar #243 to #231 - tsumino (12/21/2015) [-]
Don't flag spoilers

All you do is spoil the things for mods. They will not remove the comment because it doesn't break the rules.
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User avatar #244 to #243 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
he spamed it... LITERALLY on ALL the ******* FRONT CONTENT of today!!! ...

It´s not an flaging because of ******* Spoiler, its an flaging for ******* spaming, because that actuelly exists as ******* reason to flag someone, this mofo is the bane of anoyance for me today.
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#246 to #244 - tsumino (12/21/2015) [-]
A couple comments per page is not spamming.

If it were, literally everyone on FJ could be reported for spamming.
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User avatar #268 to #246 - flnonymousseven (12/21/2015) [-]
he's spamming bro. clear violation of the rules.
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#250 to #246 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
What about ON EVERY FRONT PAGE CONTENT do you not understand? He literally spammed the entire FrontPage with his ******** , that is spaming in it´s cleanest form, literally flooding in every given Content ******** , regardless if it fits or not.

"If it were, literally everyone on FJ could be reported for spamming."

Are you pulling my leg here? That guy pretty much Spamed the same **** on every ******* front page Content, and it´s always the same. Spam is if you repeatedly mention something everywhere you can.

The difference is theirfore: Everyone may make comments on FrontPage Content, but it´s most often reaction TOWARDS the Content or jokes about the Content.

That move spammed his anoying SW Spoiler ******** on every front page Content, regardless of what the Content was about. That is spamming, spamming is not just repeating the same sentence 100x times, that´s just the simplest form of spaming.

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#253 to #250 - tsumino (12/21/2015) [-]
Bro you need to calm down. Let me explain how this works here.

I'm just going to assume your somewhat new to FunnyJunk. Spamming is only reported and dealt with in extreme cases. To the point were there are a flood of comments per page. There have been plenty people that would post the same exact comment or miscellaneous annoying comments 2-3 times per page and were not reported. In fact they usually become apart of FJ history. Like RayBingo, geckolickingcherios, uchihalover, etc.

So, you can still report him. But it will do nothing because it isn't breaking any rules specific to FunnyJunk's term and you ruin a mod's Star Wars experience.
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User avatar #291 to #253 - privatepumpanickel (12/28/2015) [-]
Smug Animu girl drinking beverage.jpeg

"let me explin how ur rong"

(someone please do one of those crappy drawn parody memes for this as I have always wanted to see it..no saltyness intended, I just find it amusing)
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#292 to #291 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
here you go , **** quality

JUST

FOR

YOU
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User avatar #295 to #253 - talldumbdork (01/09/2016) [-]
I know you are right, and I know that's how funnyjunk has always been. But I honestly would have no problem at all with spoiler spam in particular being removed. It does feel worse than regular spam. I know we do what we can to keep free speech and fun here. I'm not going to whine like the other guy, but I do agree it doesn't help the site or encourage new people. Just something to consider.
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User avatar #296 to #295 - tsumino (01/10/2016) [-]
That's true. But like I said it also isn't very fun for the mods.

I was looking out for them when I originally started this debacle.
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User avatar #257 to #253 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
"I'm just going to assume your somewhat new to FunnyJunk. Spamming is only reported and dealt with in extreme cases."

How funny, there was actuelly already an Content on the front page calling that out today, with an mod saying that after 3 times repeating your constant spaming you get banend for hours, one Person got even banned for hours for just making the Spoiler once as anonymous and got also banned because of crossfire.

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User avatar #272 to #257 - thejusticar (12/21/2015) [-]
In one comment section I repeated the same thing to someone for comedic effect, should I be banned for spamming? No he is doing the same thing, its funny to him so he can do it, only extreme cases are banned for spamming, like bots that give links to ******** sites or the old ass troll yoloswaghashtag spammed the same comment that was pages long to piss people off. .a
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User avatar #274 to #272 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
"In one comment section I repeated the same thing to someone for comedic effect, should I be banned for spamming?"

Never said that, you are now just putting up an strawman. If it is for Comedy purposes then for sure then i dont see why. Also the **** he does is not funny, it was maybe funny when he posted it on an star wars Content, that was an giggle worth.

But going around into every ******* Content he could find and post the same **** , over and over and over and over and over again? Why? That´s not funny, it´s just pure annoyance. That ****** even admited that he just does it because he has nothing better to do with his life.

"No he is doing the same thing," No because there is missing something: the Pointe in the ******* joke.

"its funny to him so he can do it," Do we have to accept every troll? Nothing against trolls in General, most even manage to make it funny. He is just spamming ********* .

"only extreme cases are banned for spamming, like bots that give links to ******** sites or the old ass troll yoloswaghashtag spammed the same comment that was pages long to piss people off."

So spaming into every damn Content something completly stupid and repetetiv which has no other comedian effect but for himself would be funny? Would it be funny if i posted into every damn Content an 4000 text Long Story how an guy ***** an 9 year old on an lawnmower? Idk, but it would be sure to see anyones reaction, do i do it? Na man, i don´t, because it wouldnt be funny unless the context is right.
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User avatar #252 to #250 - euskippy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Get out of your salt mines.
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User avatar #254 to #252 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
Why? I confronted that faggat already once, the conversation ended with him telling me to put an shutgun up my ass and pull the Trigger. I look into the comment section to see if someone could Twist the joke around or seeing funny reactions, not to see 30 comments of People getting pissed for Spoilers.
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User avatar #256 to #254 - euskippy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
The thing is, he DID put it in spoiler tags. If you're scared of something being spoiled, don't click risky spoiler tags. It's honestly that simple.
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User avatar #258 to #256 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
Dude im not an ******* fan of Star Wars, i couldnt care less if he would just do it on star wars Content to be an ******* dick.

What pisses me off that he destroyed the entire day of worthy comments theoreticly, be distracting anyone with his ******** .

The only day i would like to watch that movie is if one of my friends would infite me to watch it with him at an movie night or some **** .
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User avatar #260 to #258 - euskippy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
You can just collapse his comment chain, you know and get to the relevant ones?It's literally not hard.
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User avatar #262 to #260 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
I have sadly the weakness of getting into stuff far to deep, once it pisses me off.
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User avatar #270 to #262 - blackmageewizardt (12/21/2015) [-]
oh look i got an hater, wonder who could it be, most like the Person that insisted i put an shotgun up my arse.
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User avatar #210 to #148 - rarityrarityrarity (12/21/2015) [-]
Everyone knew that Han Solo dies in the force awakens even before the film came out so stop acting like a little bitch. All it took was to spend 5 mins on the internet.
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User avatar #221 to #210 - auronexplains (12/21/2015) [-]
GOD DAMNIT I DIDNT EVEN CLICK THE SPOILER **** YOU
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#145 to #143 - juaneljalapeno (12/21/2015) [-]
Mister rodger?
censorship?
Star Wars spoilers?

I do NOT understand your comment
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User avatar #196 to #143 - captainrattrap (12/21/2015) [-]
Probably if you died tonight nobody would care I don't think...
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#197 to #196 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
I know you were kidding but you're right
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User avatar #198 to #197 - captainrattrap (12/21/2015) [-]
Tbh I'm only half kidding, like, I know that you're a stranger on the internet... But it's sad that this isn't the first or even the second comment I've seen of you doing some ******** like spoiling star wars for no reason.

Look, go outside right now and take classes at a nearby community college. Talk to a member of the opposite (or same) sex. Make your life better. In a year you can fill that void that you have right now and then come back to funnyjunk. You just have to try.
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#203 to #198 - kilgrave (12/21/2015) [-]
Spoiler Alert: He fails
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#238 to #197 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
I come here just to troll and piss people off and I STILL don't spoil movies...
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User avatar #152 to #143 - shanethedragon (12/21/2015) [-]
you could at least say it was a star wars spoiler you cum guzzling whore
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#173 to #143 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
i hope someone pisses in your ******* mouth until you drown you ******* cunt
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User avatar #183 to #143 - ironsoul (12/21/2015) [-]
jokes on you. i saw it in hd 3d opening day before anybody could spoil it.
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#184 to #183 - crlmsonhazard (12/21/2015) [-]
Paying 4 extra dollars to make the film look like a diorama
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User avatar #185 to #184 - ironsoul (12/21/2015) [-]
I feel sorry for you if you have so little money you need to worry over that extra 4 bucks
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#164 to #143 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Hey, I'd already seen it so you didn't spoil anything for me, but I was really hoping to ask some questions about the "why" of spoiling things for others if you had some time.
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#194 to #143 - austinrocket (12/21/2015) [-]
Jokes on you I saw it a day early because I won some tickets on the radio and I didn't go about spoiling it for everyone like a jackass.
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User avatar #161 to #143 - iexs (12/21/2015) [-]
le truld xddd


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#235 to #143 - fefetherarest (12/21/2015) [-]
>putting SW spoiler in every comment

Constant spam is too annoying. flagged you, bitch
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User avatar #217 to #143 - empithree (12/21/2015) [-]
jokes on you. I don't know who han solo is.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - ashesllashes (12/21/2015) [-]
your right but that doesn't make you any more of a dick
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User avatar #190 to #143 - gaybusta ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
piece of ****
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User avatar #266 to #143 - alfonshister (12/21/2015) [-]
itsthetie can you delete this?
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User avatar #293 to #266 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
he could have, but chose not to.
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User avatar #294 to #293 - alfonshister (01/01/2016) [-]
thanks, itsthetie.
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#227 to #143 - alpako (12/21/2015) [-]
jokes on you, ive already been spoiled
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User avatar #186 to #143 - Javapenguin (12/21/2015) [-]
you see it coming a mile away, and Jar Jar binks confirmed bad guy
meesa want you on darkside
meesa avenge annie
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User avatar #223 to #143 - gotohemp (12/21/2015) [-]
why do you feel the need though? lots of attention?
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User avatar #226 to #225 - gotohemp (12/21/2015) [-]
well that's the first step in solving your attention seeking personality disorder

next step is skydiving with no parachute
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#240 to #143 - reaverkun (12/21/2015) [-]
I honestly have no idea why all of a sudden people
care about the **** ******* trilogy star wars it's mediocre
at best and doesn't deserve the attention anyway
i'm glad you ruined it for me so i don't have to watch it
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#180 to #143 - walkeraw (12/21/2015) [-]
take a knife, big one is good, put it in your eye, repeat
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#172 to #143 - xheanort (12/21/2015) [-]
I like the way you do it.
I love when kids cry over spoilers.
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#283 to #172 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
You're waking the babies.
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User avatar #282 to #143 - pawnman (12/21/2015) [-]
A MUCH BIGGER SPOILER RIGHT HERE DO NOT CLICK THIS, IT WILL BE A LOT MORE SPECIFIC THAN HIS SPOILER! Han Solo is killed yes. Next Spoiler shows specifically who kills him, you are warned in case you clicked this spoiler expecting something funny. He is killed by Kylo Ren, And guess who Kylo Ren is? Han Solo's Son, Ben Solo.
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User avatar #263 to #143 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Icecold
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User avatar #232 to #2 - mrshrapnel (12/21/2015) [-]
Wow I got 900 thumbs for saying "darn thats pretty darn good."
Wtf, its a redundant comment and hardly funny.
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#247 to #232 - tsumino (12/21/2015) [-]
Your comment is literally right there. How did you misquote yourself?
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User avatar #248 to #247 - mrshrapnel (12/21/2015) [-]
I might be a bit hammered.
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User avatar #249 to #248 - tsumino (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh, well carry on then.

Grats on the 900 thumbs btw
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User avatar #267 to #248 - loganmadder (12/21/2015) [-]
do you think you're jack hammered
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User avatar #233 to #232 - alfonshister (12/21/2015) [-]
It shows how many people agree with you
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User avatar #234 to #233 - mrshrapnel (12/21/2015) [-]
I get that, but it still feels off to me.
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User avatar #239 to #234 - alfonshister (12/21/2015) [-]
after these kinds of posts you feel glad when someone expresses what you're feeling.

At least, that was my motivation.
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#202 to #2 - enlightednatzie (12/21/2015) [-]
Stop sucking itstheties dick please. Its my job. if you know what i mean
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#245 to #202 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
your job sucks then
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User avatar #61 to #2 - itsthetie [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot man
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#86 to #61 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Wait but why didn't the script say "... **** " if it records everything that happens?

4/7
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#91 to #86 - itsthetie [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
Two options

A: It's on the next page

B: He went off script because he didn't know the script would kill him
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#168 to #91 - psychadelicsnake (12/21/2015) [-]
How did you like watchmen
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User avatar #188 to #61 - Javapenguin (12/21/2015) [-]
Honestly man. This was the first comic i've seen in a while that's just straight up good. Doesn't reference fj nor is it some ******** thumbwhoring copy cat thing.
good for you man
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#35 - thedudestdudeofall ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
What the hell are you smoking tie?
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User avatar #36 to #35 - itsthetie [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
Everything
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#150 to #36 - philskimbosh (12/21/2015) [-]
Mmm, "tie" sticks. I'd smoke you, if you were an herb back in the day. Ground-up you would probably be an interesting high.
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#166 to #150 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
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User avatar #15 - nickelakon (12/20/2015) [-]
The extra panel wasn't just white
0/7
5 points away from a perfect score.
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#177 to #15 - creamgravy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
**creamgravy used "*roll picture*"**
**creamgravy rolled image** Im out of the loop, whats with this 5/7 meme?
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User avatar #191 to #177 - fullemetalautismo (12/21/2015) [-]
There was this dude on Facebook who rated a movie 5/7 and said that it was a perfect score.

Someone uploaded it to FJ and it got popular so now everyone is using 5/7.
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#241 to #191 - butplug (12/21/2015) [-]
Link?
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#108 - yugiohkris ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#167 to #108 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Gotta love me some Flapjack.
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#39 - sinery (12/20/2015) [-]
>Comment section
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#19 - metacobalion (12/20/2015) [-]
That was pretty cool.
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#33 - canichaikait (12/20/2015) [-]
Plot twist: He became a professional actor.
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#138 to #33 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
He technically already was
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#7 - elsanna (12/20/2015) [-]
5/7 really nice.
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#181 - abroom ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
**abroom used "*roll picture*"**
**abroom rolled image**That's some deep **** doc...
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User avatar #34 - jokervsbatsy (12/20/2015) [-]
Ow, that must have been the greatest comic you've ever made after th ******************* of course
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#76 - enjoigiggity (12/20/2015) [-]
I think you're comics have been sub-par lately, but this.. This was good
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#77 to #76 - itsthetie [OP](12/20/2015) [-]
Much appreciated my man
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#69 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
No offence but honestly, I don't usually care for your content, but this was damn good.
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User avatar #125 - wweexplain ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
This is a pretty accurate depiction of wrestling careers.
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